a few weeks ago during fathers day i went to wal mart to get a card. i wound up staying in the car for a few extra minutes to listen to a segment of sports radio, and while parked i saw this beat up pt cruiser park in front of me. the PERVIEST asian man i've ever seen got out, walked to the passenger side, yanked open the door, and then pulled this little girl out. she couldn't have been more than 6 or 7. anyway she was wearing the absolute shortest shorts i've ever seen on a non-infant, and her hair went down past her behind. i was shocked but didn't want to stare for obvious reasons, so i wound up looking around - and lo and behold everyone was staring at the girl.
wow