Author Topic: worst fucking movie of forever? (Read 1483 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** June 26, 2008, 10:49:45 AM »

[youtube=425,350]MQw5DLWXVEs[/youtube]
I've never hated a trailer this much. wow

i love the first scary movie, but I hate what it's created.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:08:42 AM »

I didn't watch the video, but it's Disaster Movie isn't it?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:24:24 AM »

yes it is

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:25:24 AM »

OH FUK U SIR

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:27:40 AM »

UNDERWORLD 1 & 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:32:39 AM »

i lol'd at cheeseburger horse face from Sex in the City

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:40:35 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 26, 2008, 11:32:39 AM

i lol'd at cheeseburger horse face from Sex in the City

$:-\$

and what the fuck, underworld is good mindless shit.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2008, 11:42:38 AM »

wow that clip made me want to die

my worst movie is probably forrest gump

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:05:38 PM »

Underworld 2 rocked

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:24:08 PM »

Why can't they just call it BAD MOVIE at this point? Everyone knows these films are shit.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:27:49 PM »

Why is it called disaster movie? None of the movies it parodied were disasters except for Juno.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2008, 12:35:49 PM »

Yeah, the whole parody movie concept has been pretty badly abused as of late. I'm not sure if it's just nostalgia, but I remember parody movies of my time to be a good deal more witty. Or at least not as frequently released. But the real shame is that they rake in the loot.

But then you expect this to be bad. Same with Ghost Ship, which would otherwise take the crown from Shooter. There's nothing in the plot, and certainly nothing in the line-up of actors, that suggests that Shooter should be a bad movie. But it was fucking horrible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:19:10 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on June 26, 2008, 02:15:53 PM

The Strangers was made on a super low budget wasn't it?

9 million

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:19:35 PM »

yeah, the "xxx movie" movies aren't parodies. they're just a random selection of pop culture references turned into shallow sight gags and poop jokes. they're like the lamest bits of youtube spliced together for two hours. they're utterly hateful.

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:21:37 PM »

Do people actually find things falling on people like that funny? I remember it from the past trailers for the random genre movies.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:26:47 PM »

I don't understand how they could have ripped off Zohan already, that shit came out two weeks ago

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:27:16 PM »

I don't see how this could be worse than Spider-Man 2.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:33:36 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on June 26, 2008, 01:24:25 PM

Maybe it wasn't those jackasses from AotS. Sure looks like them....

FYI, This movie "parody's":

- Twister
- Armageddon
- The Day After Tomorrow
- Hannah Montana
- High School Musical
- Poseidon
- An Inconvenient Truth
- Superbad
- Juno
- The Simpsons Movie
- Enchanted
- Cloverfield
- Iron Man
- Speed Racer
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- Sex and the City
- You Don't Mess With The Zohan
- The Incredible Hulk
- The Love Guru
- Hancock
- A perfect Storm
- Power Rangers
- Dr. Phil(Only they couldn't afford Dr.Phil)

Oh man, this is going to be a clusterfuck of awful. Whoever greenlights this shit should be shot

WTF man did they make this movie in a month? They probably did.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:33:58 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 26, 2008, 02:26:47 PM

I don't understand how they could have ripped off Zohan already, that shit came out two weeks ago

They ripped off Hancock and that movie isn't even out yet.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:34:11 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 26, 2008, 02:26:47 PM

I don't understand how they could have ripped off Zohan already, that shit came out two weeks ago

Dude, they ripped off Hancock and it's not even out yet.

Considering the sole source of humor in these movies comes from the recognizing of scenes from other movies, it's probably smarter to just parody the trailers since not everyone has seen the movie, but everyone's seen the trailer. That's just smart business!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:40:39 PM »

Ecks vs Sever (server)

Really. It was....something else.

cool breeze · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2008, 02:42:42 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on June 26, 2008, 02:40:39 PM

Ecks vs Sever (server)

Really. It was....something else.

Whatever, the two GBA games based after it are awesome.

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2008, 05:58:52 PM »

Re: Underworld

Kate Beckinsale

Underworld Series

In fact, ':underworld' should be a : piss alias, and ':underworld2' should be a : piss2 alias

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2008, 06:04:35 PM »

worst movie of forever? princess diaries would have to be somewhere on the list

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2008, 07:02:17 PM »

HAting underworld 2 is stupid, you people are dumb

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** June 27, 2008, 06:41:49 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on June 26, 2008, 07:35:25 PM

Wasn't there an awesome sex scene in Underworld 2?

Yeah, it was doggy-style.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26 on:** June 27, 2008, 08:48:46 PM »

As I said in the GAF thread about this, these movies are made because they are quick buck films.

Basically just throw together the latest pop culture references, make it somewhat coherent, get the hottest B-list or C-list talent you can get that is willing to work for cheap (when was the last thing Carmen Electra was in that people cared about? With her fully clothed of course), and shove it out the door.

I don't think these things take any longer than a week or two to write. They probably spend more time fiddling with the lighting than they do with writing. These movies pull in about $80-90 million overall and probably more DVD sales than I'd want to know $:-\$ Gives some extra capital for studios so that way they can spend $250 million on the latest comic book movie.

Tucah · « **Reply #27 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:02:10 PM »

Yeah, Disaster Movie will probably be the worst movie of all time, at least until Beverly Hills Chihuahua comes out.

T234 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:15:29 PM »

I thought this thread was about Beowulf.

crimsondynamics · « **Reply #29 on:** June 27, 2008, 10:11:51 PM »

It's called Disaster Movie because the movie is a disaster.

GilloD · « **Reply #30 on:** June 27, 2008, 10:27:43 PM »

NYC-EB- Let's get smashed and go see this.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** June 27, 2008, 10:30:43 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 27, 2008, 09:08:14 PM

It's like GAF photoshop threads with a budget.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jarosh excepted
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Its as if Anihawk and Crushed met up to write a film only using trailers of recent movies.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #32 on:** June 27, 2008, 11:13:09 PM »

Quote from: crimsondynamics on June 27, 2008, 10:11:51 PM

It's called Disaster Movie because the movie is a disaster.

all of the Scary Movies were awful, bu the charcter 'Handsome' in the second one was fucking comedy genuis

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** June 27, 2008, 11:32:59 PM »

wtf? the first scary movie was incredible

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Author Topic: worst fucking movie of forever? (Read 1483 times)