Author Topic: there is not enough :bow for diablo 3 (Read 6427 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** June 28, 2008, 11:28:58 AM »

http://eu.blizzard.com/diablo3/

watch the gameplay video

my pants are rigid with the dried spunk of eons

if anyone ever dares compare a shit company like nintendo to blizzard again i request they be permabanned

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2008, 11:30:50 AM »

already another thread, but this deserves two threads

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2008, 11:31:53 AM »

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2008, 11:35:33 AM »

Yeah this looks REALLY good

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2008, 11:54:20 AM »

Crushed · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:00:10 PM »

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 28, 2008, 11:42:45 AM

Yeah I'm ULTRA HYPED.

I even changed my immortal Portal wallpaper:

(Image removed from quote.)

This is great day for all Diablo fans around the world.

The little gameplay movie they showed there rocked. So many awesome moments, so many OMG moments. I can't fucking wait.

Muzyka? You know Ray Muzyka from Bioware?

TELL ME ABOUT DRAGON AGE SIR

duckman2000 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:04:37 PM »

"Mój Komputer" always cracks me up. Sounds like some computer learning show for toddlers.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:23:59 PM »

This may sound like a stupid question, but:

If I buy the Diablo Battlechest edition, can I install the games on my desktop AND my laptop, or will the key lock it into one computer?

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:33:26 PM »

Gameplay trailer is pretty incredible, well done Blizzard. I wish the graphics were a little more fancier-this looks a lot like TQ with a Diablo distinctive art style, but that's about the only gripe I have.

Love the new health orb thing.

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:37:41 PM »

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/world/lore/journal.xml

STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN

duckman2000 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:53:18 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 28, 2008, 12:48:14 PM

Quote from: Shakespear of Game Design
4 PLAYER COOP IS TOO FRANTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DENIS DYACK

Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:59:01 PM »

looks great

im watching the gameplay trailer

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:00:05 PM »

can one of you stop jerking off long enough to answer my question so i can go out and buy the diablo battlechest today

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 28, 2008, 01:00:05 PM

can one of you stop jerking off long enough to answer my question so i can go out and buy the diablo battlechest today

Yes, you can install it on as many computers as you want.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:14:08 PM »

thanks, joe

MCD · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:15:53 PM »

world of diablo

Tabasco · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:20:39 PM »

I hate to interrupt the Metal Gear like cicle jerk, but why is Blizzard so conservative? Both SC2 and Diablo 3 seem just like their predecessors, only with new assets.

I mean from a biz-dev perspective I understand that innovation is a bad word, but I'd figure with all Blizzard's money, they be emboldened to take risks. I guess all their current employees grew up playing Starcraft and Diablo, so maybe it's the rank and file's dream to get to remake these games

Crushed · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:24:08 PM »

someone hold me i'm watching the gameplay video right now

omg the skeletons sliding down the hill after being devoured by locusts

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »

Quote from: Tabasco on June 28, 2008, 01:20:39 PM

I hate to interrupt the Metal Gear like cicle jerk, but why is Blizzard so conservative? Both SC2 and Diablo 3 seem just like their predecessors, only with new assets.

I mean from a biz-dev perspective I understand that innovation is a bad word, but I'd figure with all Blizzard's money, they be emboldened to take risks. I guess all their current employees grew up playing Starcraft and Diablo, so maybe it's the rank and file's dream to get to remake these games

First of all, we only know a handful of details so far so that's not a fair assumption to make at this point.

Second, as a hardcore D2 fanboy that played the game for hundreds (probably thousands) of hours, an updated D2 is exactly what I wanted. I bet a lot of other hardcores would agree with me.

Third, from what we do know, there are some significant changes. The environment interactions and physics is a huge change. D2's environments were like bitmaps.

They're also changing the loot system, the health system, vastly improving B.net, making quests much more dynamic, etc.

Lots of good details in this chat transcript from dii.net:
http://www.diabloii.net/n/668039/diablo-qampa-diinet-transcript

Third · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:01:14 PM »

Never played a Diablo game.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:01:28 PM »

Diablo III

Crushed · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:07:24 PM »

:bow2

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:11:00 PM »

I had no idea EB had so many Diablo fanboys. Let's all play together on the same realm.

Narag · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:20:07 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 28, 2008, 01:14:08 PM

thanks, joe

You'll also be able to register the key on the blizzard store so you'll be able to download it wherever you are as well.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:58:26 PM »

Id like to say that this is nowhere near the Starcraft 1.5 argument. Diablo III looks to be absolutely PACKED with improvements. Whining that its just diablo II Plus is like arguing the same for a racing car game that still involves racing cars.

Diablo cant suddenly bust out of the genre it created. Wtf GAF

Crushed · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:59:09 PM »

I'm downloading the 570MB AVI version (found in the links below the Flash version) thank you very much.

Crushed · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:03:14 PM »

Under "video details." There's the FLVs, then the AVI.

Tieno · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 28, 2008, 03:02:15 PM

What? Where? Drop a link Crushed. I am dling the FLV file and it is also ~600 MB. I'll find a program to play FLV files later. Of course I'd love to download an AVI version of it :'(

http://ve3dmovies.ign.com/videos/03/14/31478_Diablo3-GameplayTrailer_EU_EN.avi

Here you go, my polish fellow.

MCD · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on June 28, 2008, 03:02:49 PM

Is GAF really bitching about it? No shame. I bet 90% of those kids havent even played D2 back in the day. Let alone D1. 12 year olds. All of them.

they are saying it looks like titan quest.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:17:30 PM »

Quote from: Narag on June 28, 2008, 02:20:07 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 28, 2008, 01:14:08 PM
thanks, joe

You'll also be able to register the key on the blizzard store so you'll be able to download it wherever you are as well.

man, that sounds awesome, thanks

Beardo · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:24:36 PM »

Are they going to include races?

cool breeze · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:24:49 PM »

I went to sleep 7 hours ago while downloading the video, and after just watching it, I am even more blown away. The physics and environmental effects are sooooo nice.

Crushed · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:27:35 PM »

Quote from: GAFfot

From the gameplay trailer, it looks like they copied a lot from TQ in the overworld design. I mean to the point that like, the satyr camps and random packs of skeletal warriors + a few mages looked almost identical...

omg packs of skeletal warriors and mages

ripoff of tq total

Enl · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:29:15 PM »

Just got done watching the HD trailer. Holy shit at the Witch Doctor class! I think I may start as him on my first playthrough. Wall of zombies and swarm of locusts

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:31:45 PM »

So glad whirlwind returns for the Baba. I must have spent literally hundreds of hours just whirling in D2.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:33:17 PM »

I need to get TQ and get my click on

Crushed · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 28, 2008, 03:30:15 PM

the witch doctor poisoning his pets was i love skills like this

And then explode them when they're about to die.

MCD · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:39:57 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 28, 2008, 03:37:19 PM

Wait... is Enl's avatar animated???

it is, creepy eh?

Enl · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:42:25 PM »

Quote from: Borys on June 28, 2008, 03:37:19 PM

Wait... is Enl's avatar animated???

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:44:01 PM »

It's animated for you, Borys... it wants you to shove your polish sausage in its mouth

Crushed · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:52:09 PM »

http://pc.ign.com/articles/885/885139p1.html

Quote

We had bosses in Diablo II but, again, they weren't really involved. We really want to try to implement bosses that are much more epic, there's much more gameplay to actually defeating them. We're taking cues from games like Zelda, God of War, games like that, bring that to the action-RPG genre. We want to have side quests and scenarios that are much more involved…like defend the town from attack or something like that."

Diablo III will be similar to Diablo II in terms of its overall structure. There'll still be acts. There'll be above and underground sections of maps, though the outdoor environment won't be as randomized, as Blizzard wants to build more distinct personality into some of the game's sections. There still will be plenty of randomization though when it comes to items, monsters, and dungeons.

MCD · « **Reply #43 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:55:05 PM »

zelda? 3 hit and down bosses

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:57:24 PM »

QTEs confirmed

Crushed · « **Reply #45 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:58:31 PM »

"please round up my cows, oh necromancer, and i will give you a piece of heart"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** June 28, 2008, 04:19:30 PM »

Ive dumped at least 110+ hours into Titan Quest, they aren't even that similar. They just happen to both be in the genre that DIABLO pretty much made famous.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #47 on:** June 28, 2008, 05:00:35 PM »

Those graphics make Sacred 2 look like a Wii game.

Tons of little touches that are very impressive.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** June 28, 2008, 05:31:06 PM »

I love how it looks as good as the concept art no doubt. I'm seriously floored.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #49 on:** June 28, 2008, 05:35:07 PM »

Its a step above Titan Quest, sure, but I think they just have better art all around.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #50 on:** June 28, 2008, 07:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on June 28, 2008, 05:32:27 PM

You'd almost be worried that with how good it looks it wont on old machines, blizzards trademark. But I bet they will pull it off again, plus by the time this comes out.....

by the time this comes out, my GTS512 will be an old man.

Playing some TQ tonight in honor. I'm at the gorgon cave. just summoned a Liche King pet.

TQ is hot, but Blizzard wouldn't make Diablo 3 if they didn't think they could shit all over TQ.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #51 on:** June 28, 2008, 07:11:34 PM »

Nerds

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #52 on:** June 28, 2008, 08:33:28 PM »

coddamn the game looks fantastic already. pretty much the slickest dungeon hack i've ever seen.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #53 on:** June 28, 2008, 08:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 28, 2008, 03:52:09 PM

http://pc.ign.com/articles/885/885139p1.html

Quote
We had bosses in Diablo II but, again, they weren't really involved. We really want to try to implement bosses that are much more epic, there's much more gameplay to actually defeating them. We're taking cues from games like Zelda, God of War, games like that, bring that to the action-RPG genre. We want to have side quests and scenarios that are much more involved…like defend the town from attack or something like that.".[/b]

wow, Drinky's proclamations crushed.....

Draft · « **Reply #54 on:** June 28, 2008, 08:40:08 PM »

I just played the entire D2 campaign with my brother like 2 months ago, from Old Tristram to the top of that stupid mountain. He was a Paladin, I was a rabid druiish werewolf.

Diablo 2 is, in my humble opinion, the greatest coop game ever created. The shit is pure addiction. We couldn't stop. Hammered the whole campaign out in like 2 days.

Diablo 3 is going to fuck faces. I hope it causes Denis Dyack to kill himself.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #55 on:** June 28, 2008, 08:56:36 PM »

They learned a lot about group coop from World of Warcraft, that much is evident in the gameplay video for Diablo III

Crushed · « **Reply #56 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:05:42 AM »

Doing it solo right now in celebration. Just got to Lut Gholein with my L16 Barb.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:42:05 AM »

I'm guessing that multiplayer in this game will be pretty awesome. I wonder how many players it will support. I'm kinda hoping that they try a different party dynamic than the tank-healer-blah mmo thing, but I'm not getting my hopes up since that is like the standard party setup in games these days. I also hope that the game is still fully solo-able.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:52:12 AM »

The more I watch the videos, the more stoked I'm getting. Why does this game have to be like 2 years away probably? $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:54:43 AM »

it's pretty clear the game is solo-able, thank god. the witch doctor and barb classes seemed to be able to handle themselves just fine.

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Author Topic: there is not enough :bow for diablo 3 (Read 6427 times)