Author Topic: Best day all year. (Read 2260 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **on:** July 02, 2008, 12:46:56 AM »

I just watched Eastern Promises and I have a bigger pecker than Viggo Mortensen. Suck on it Aragorn.

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2008, 12:52:45 AM »

Suck on yours, or his own?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:00:27 AM »

remember to link and spoiler the pics i am about to demand

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:01:48 AM »

i've been anticipating seeing this for ages but i don't want to be The Guy Who Brought A Movie Home That Had Penis In It. so i'm gonna wait till i'm alone and rent it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM »

I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/22/1120885273668.jpg

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muckhole · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:05:36 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM

I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/22/1120885273668.jpg
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That's pretty much how the fight scene in the sauna looked, as I recall.

Reb · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM »

Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM

A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2008, 09:54:32 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM

Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.

You know what you must do. Get Vigo to be horny and take a pic of his erect penis then take a pic of your erect penis (they both must be side views) and post them here for us to decide. Make a poll about it.

Reb · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM »

You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:13:15 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM

You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.

Ooooohh good point. Use a banana.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM

Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2008, 12:22:11 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.

A little cum?

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:52:48 PM »

Everybody claims to have a bloodpenis, don't act like you're special.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2008, 01:56:07 PM »

"bloodpenis" is possibly the most awful concept ever

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:10:44 PM »

Bloodpenis/Fleshpenis sounds like a song from the Rozz Williams-era of Christian Death. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM »

so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"

duckman2000 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM »

Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM »

what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:33:15 PM »

Misery, Prinskorv

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM

so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"

I thought bloodpenis is to erect as fleshpenis is to flaccid.

Either way, this topic is going to make me hurl.

Bloodpenis makes me think of a 12 year old boy who just got circumsized.

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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(

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duckman2000 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM

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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(
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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM

what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:42:51 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM

Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.

I'd take some on some flatbra.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:47:53 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed :'(
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Someone need some sexual healing?

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
what the fuck? what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** July 02, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »

It will just make our first time easier.

Tucah · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:18:30 PM »

I missed the fun bloodpenis talk

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:28:36 PM »

I wish I could split my penis in half and make them dance like a snake. That'd pwn.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM

We can still talk about penises. Thats what EB excels at

Ya just give the thread a cockring to keep it going.

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Author Topic: Best day all year. (Read 2260 times)