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Madrun Badrun

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Best day all year.
« on: July 02, 2008, 12:46:56 AM »
I just watched Eastern Promises and I have a bigger pecker than Viggo Mortensen.  Suck on it Aragorn.   
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 12:52:45 AM »
Suck on yours, or his own?
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 01:00:27 AM »
remember to link and spoiler the pics i am about to demand
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 01:01:48 AM »
i've been anticipating seeing this for ages but i don't want to be The Guy Who Brought A Movie Home That Had Penis In It. so i'm gonna wait till i'm alone and rent it  :o
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM »
I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 01:05:36 AM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 01:02:12 AM
I typed eastren promises penis into google and got

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That's pretty much how the fight scene in the sauna looked, as I recall.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM »
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM »
Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 09:54:32 AM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 09:25:47 AM
Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
A flacid penis is no indication of its actual erect size Father Mike.

see i don't want to hear things like this.

You know what you must do.  Get Vigo to be horny and take a pic of his erect penis then take a pic of your erect penis (they both must be side views) and post them here for us to decide.  Make a poll about it.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM »
You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 10:13:15 AM »
Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 10:11:21 AM
You'll need a reference object to prove us that there's no camera trickery.

Ooooohh good point.  Use a banana.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM »
Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 12:22:11 PM »
Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 10:40:31 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on July 02, 2008, 05:58:18 AM
Bloodpenis versus fleshpenis.

Or whatever the hell you call it in english.

I just threw up a little.

A little cum?
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 01:52:48 PM »
Everybody claims to have a bloodpenis, don't act like you're special.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 01:56:07 PM »
"bloodpenis" is possibly the most awful concept ever
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2008, 02:10:44 PM »
Bloodpenis/Fleshpenis sounds like a song from the Rozz Williams-era of Christian Death.  I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM »
so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM »
Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM »
what the fuck?  what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2008, 02:33:15 PM »
Misery, Prinskorv
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DJ_Tet

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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 02, 2008, 02:11:55 PM
so basicaly, you mean "grower" versus "shower"

I thought bloodpenis is to erect as fleshpenis is to flaccid.

Either way, this topic is going to make me hurl.


Bloodpenis makes me think of a 12 year old boy who just got circumsized.

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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed  :'(
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM »
Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
what the fuck?  what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump. 
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2008, 02:42:51 PM »
Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:22:24 PM
Blood penis sounds like some Norwegian delicacy.


I'd take some on some flatbra. 
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2008, 02:47:53 PM »
Quote from: duckman2000 on July 02, 2008, 02:38:20 PM
Quote from: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
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Worse is, the brother of one of my friends was just such a 12 year old boy, I have images that cannot be removed  :'(
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Someone need some sexual healing? :hump
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2008, 02:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 02, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
what the fuck?  what's it called if it's still small when it's hard?

A Mup Bump. 
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »
It will just make our first time easier.  :-*
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2008, 04:18:30 PM »
I missed the fun bloodpenis talk  :(
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Tauntaun

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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2008, 04:28:36 PM »
I wish I could split my penis in half and make them dance like a snake.  That'd pwn. :punch
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Re: Best day all year.
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2008, 04:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Kosma on July 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
We can still talk about penises. Thats what EB excels at  :-*

Ya just give the thread a cockring to keep it going. 
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