anything but that
I don't even remember what the story was. I think some old guy was pedophile who fiddled with war orphans, then magic shit happened because a terrorist teacher, and like, they become older or something and wanted revenge. Then Eureka had cancer or something and almost got raped at one point, and the mechs are all marshmallows inside armor. Also, like, red souls or something that can talk when under the influence of steroids. At one point there was this old lady who became a little girl wearing different clothing for some reason, then she was chilling with some ghost in a giant marshmallow mech. Naked people randomly everywhere. Where is the music? what is even going on? who is the old lady talking to the soldier? why is the communication done through giant pixel faces or something? why do these things ride surfboards, or better yet, why did they need to when they have jetpacks? why...I don't even know what's going on