Author Topic: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf (Read 3170 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** July 11, 2008, 03:42:01 PM »

The night before last, I went out to dinner with a friend and we got served by a really cute waitress with an awesome personality. Despite losing my ID, she got me drinks anyway. I really was not dressed to impressed (unshaven, uncombed, etc.) and simply did not feel like I was charming (I felt I was being rather sarcastic), but this waitress really was trying to hit it off with me. My friend went nuts over her and was trying hard to make an entrance, but crashed and burned. I even tried to help him out. But then she got me a free appetizer, sat down and continued to pry at me (I'm having a stressful week). This bummed my friend out even more, but especially so when she got me a sundae (for free and not some crappy kid's one, but a huge one!) because she felt bad that she was going to miss my going away party (despite the fact we just met!) and wanted to give me something. My friend watched as I ate the delicious sundae. Then she told me after we paid for our check that she was coming to visit me on Saturday at my store before I left.

My friend punched me.

The next day, the super cute bank teller that I visit every other day when I make our deposit runs for the store (and have never summoned up the courage to ask out), was upset when my SGA told her I was leaving. I was then told that she asked a ton of questions about me and seemed interested in my going away party, but my SGA didn't know if it was cool to invite her. I slapped my SGA. Despite not getting home from inventory 'till 1 AM last night, I went into work early to drop off my last deposit ever at the bank to see the teller. She seemed geniunely bummed I was leaving and when I asked her if she wanted to come to my going away party, she made some weird noise that actually embarassed her because of the volume of it.

So, like, just hours from my departure and this happens? Stupid California.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:44:22 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:45:12 PM »

Why are you so cruel, ~~God~~ Data?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:46:25 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:47:48 PM »

That is good symbolism!

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:49:15 PM »

Pretty cool knife handle

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:50:47 PM »

delicious sundae

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:51:48 PM »

My friend watched as I ate

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:52:24 PM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 11, 2008, 03:51:48 PM

My friend watched as I ate

did mgs4 teach you how to cook eggs

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:53:07 PM »

only delicious sundaes

Crushed · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:53:33 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2008, 03:55:02 PM »

I don't know if that fits the definition for Murphy's Law, but it's close enough for me. It figures that prospects would come out of the woodwork when it's too late to do anything about it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 11, 2008, 03:53:33 PM

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:02:25 PM »

Someone should tag the puppy with

DELICIOUS SUNDAE

WATCH AS I EAT IT

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:04:00 PM »

That really sucks Willco, you must feel kinda frustrated

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:04:41 PM »

It definitely sucks!

Reb · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:04:00 PM

That really sucks Willco, you must feel kinda frustrated

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:11:36 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 11, 2008, 04:04:41 PM

It definitely sucks!

.

if it makes you feel better, I'll take you to see the muppets take manhattan and give you a hand job

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:23:22 PM »

not to be rude but this is cause and effect, not just bad timing

women are MAD attracted to guys who are fleeing the state and/or country

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM »

I'm leaving evilbore.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:29:12 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM

I'm leaving evilbore.

I think I hear the sound of crickets.

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No that's my boner popping.

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CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #22 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:30:59 PM »

You should've talked to them a long time ago. You've got nothing to lose... if they reject you, just move on to the next girl. The more girls you flirt with, the better the odds.

The number one reason why so many guys aren't successful with women is because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or they look like Sloth, but 90% of the time it's because they're afraid of getting shot down and embarrassed.

Powerslave · « **Reply #23 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 11, 2008, 04:29:12 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
I'm leaving evilbore.

I think I hear the sound of crickets.

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No that's my boner popping.
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I was trying to attract some females

sigh.. you will do, put your fucking wig and make-up on, bitch.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:56:37 PM »

remind me never to type a semi-serious reply in these kinds of threads ever again

Ganhyun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 11, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on July 11, 2008, 04:56:37 PM

remind me never to type a semi-serious reply in these kinds of threads ever again

consider yourself reminded

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** July 11, 2008, 05:44:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 11, 2008, 04:11:36 PM

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** July 11, 2008, 06:27:16 PM »

another "hey girls like me" thread from willco sans pictures

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** July 11, 2008, 06:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 11, 2008, 04:23:22 PM

not to be rude but this is cause and effect, not just bad timing

women are MAD attracted to guys who are fleeing the state and/or country

This is true. When I was leaving Atlanta, I had sex with 3 different girls on the 3 nights preceding my departure. One of them was an ex-girlfriend, the other two were girls that I had been friendly with and wanting to nail for a long time, but since I was leaving and it was obvious that nothing was going to come of it, they were the ones who initiated the ol' hibbidy jibbidy. Must be some sort of "leaving and not coming back" pheremone dudes throw off.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #29 on:** July 11, 2008, 08:55:51 PM »

pics man

or at least celebrity pics that look like her or resemble her

border · « **Reply #30 on:** July 12, 2008, 12:40:41 AM »

Women in service roles being nice? Egads!

A helpful article on the subject?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/sources_barista_not

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM »

You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:00:24 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM

You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.

Au contraire.

He looks exactly like his avatar

xnikki118x · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:11:19 AM »

Quote from: laesperanzapaz on July 12, 2008, 01:00:24 AM

Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM
You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.
Au contraire.

He looks exactly like his avatar

I want an avatar like his.

WATCH AS I EAT DELICIOUS SUNDAE.

Bildi · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:12:56 AM »

I was more thinking of his undoubtedly irresistible sweet-talking.

I've seen the original of that pic, and I think he's pretty sexy regardless.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #35 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 01:12:56 AM

I was more thinking of his undoubtedly irresistible sweet-talking.

I've seen the original of that pic, and I think he's pretty sexy regardless.

imagine his delicious jewish lips sipping - not the drink that is visible in his avatar - but some woman's vagina, pleasuring her essence

THAT would attract women like no other. then he would never be able to leave the state

Bildi · « **Reply #36 on:** July 12, 2008, 01:29:39 AM »

Oh my.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #37 on:** July 12, 2008, 02:34:34 AM »

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what the fuck is that thing on your avatar?

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** July 12, 2008, 05:17:06 AM »

Quote from: border on July 12, 2008, 12:40:41 AM

Women in service roles being nice? Egads!

There's a difference between being nice and coming to visit you afterwards or attend your going away party!

drozmight · « **Reply #39 on:** July 12, 2008, 05:56:50 AM »

where you goin motha fuuuucka.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** July 12, 2008, 06:03:33 AM »

Back to the EAST COAST.

drozmight · « **Reply #41 on:** July 12, 2008, 06:10:34 AM »

that's liek the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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Author Topic: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf (Read 3170 times)