Author Topic: The Vice Guide to North Korea (Read 4101 times)

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **on:** July 12, 2008, 10:07:41 PM »

http://www.vbs.tv/shows.php?show=1442318652

Don't know if this is old or not but check it out. It's a 14 episode web series about a guy that goes to North Korea and secretly videotapes his experience. If you've had any doubt before that NK is one of the most fucked up places on the planet this will erase any questions. Totally bizarre and incredibly interesting stuff.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:07:34 PM »

I'm at episode 3 and all I can call N.Korea so far is "spooky". Seriously, what the fuck. The banquet would have freaked me out, and the hotel building their staying at? wow.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:17:07 PM »

I want to steal Pun Yun Shi away :/ What a fucked up country

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:20:37 PM »

That's the girl that works at the tea shop, right? Could you imagine waiting months upon months just for some appointed tourist to show up? It'd drive a person insane, imo.

Think she would be better at pool with all that time though.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:22:39 PM »

She actually seemed pretty good at pool but she also look sort of flustered with it all. But yeah, waiting for tourists to show up (which as you said, is months and months apart) seems very bleak.

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:37:06 PM »

This building is so creepy. It looks like something that mutants would sleep in during the day.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:52:39 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on July 12, 2008, 11:50:55 PM

Just think, 10 or so years from now(of they don't kill us first) they'll probably start getting Tupac music.

They have the Beatles and Bob Dylan in their music room. That's all you need.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Which explains why the music room is empty yuk yuk

Beating you to the punch

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TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:00:18 AM »

It would be full if there were a Yoko room.

Crushed · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:01:07 AM »

Did you know that there are actual North Korea fanboys?

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The electrix in DPRK are some of best in world!

Sweet, electricity!

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:10:41 AM »

i wish i was a North Korean military high ranking official.

1. imagine all the wealth. the food. the entertainment. the comfort. the lovely parades

2. imagine all the women. most of them 20s, some younger. caressing them. kissing them. hugging them. groping their wares. even penetrating them.

....against their will.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

$:-\$

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:11:11 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 12:00:18 AM

It would be full if there were a Yoko room.

North Korea isn't that evil.

And I think she's the actual reason they hate the Japanese.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:20:31 AM »

Holy shit, at episode 3 and Pyongyang is fucking Silent Hill or something.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:21:55 AM »

When the Zombie Nuclear Holocaust does happen, I'm totally going to raid N.Koreas Friendship Palace.

Crushed · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:24:04 AM »

The creepiest thing about all this is...

...this is the stuff that NK is letting them see.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 13, 2008, 12:24:04 AM

The creepiest thing about all this is...

...this is the stuff that NK is letting them see.

haha, good point.

Crushed · « **Reply #15 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:50:14 AM »

Okay, Arirang is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Seriously. What the hell.

The Peeper's Repubulic of Koreerer (as that narrator put it) is freaky as hell.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #16 on:** July 13, 2008, 02:40:23 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 13, 2008, 12:24:04 AM

The creepiest thing about all this is...

...this is the stuff that NK is letting them see.

guantanamo bay aint shit to kim's republic

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:22:56 AM »

It starts out promising but gets zzzzzz. Needed some action, like maybe if they busted him taking pictures, they put a railroad spike through the dude's scrotum, like in The Serpent and the Rainbow. Needs some pep.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2008, 08:40:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 04:22:56 AM

It starts out promising but gets zzzzzz. Needed some action, like maybe if they busted him taking pictures, they put a railroad spike through the dude's scrotum, like in The Serpent and the Rainbow. Needs some pep.

I agree. The documentary consists of going through the sanitized tour while the guy, avoiding the guards, whispers "These guys are fucking insane." Fuck that.

CNN had a documentary about camera footage of people who smuggle themselves into North Korea and films the events going on there like public executions, a real marketplace where WFP rice is sold on the open markets, and a prison camp. Now that is interesting. Some fat bearded fuck looking at paintings of NK propaganda while whispering into the camera is not.

GilloD · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:55:01 AM »

Vice usually has some good travel shit. This is not so great. I know they practically invented the Fuck-you/high-fashion hipster cliche, but they play it so well.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:58:29 AM »

Well I thought it was interesting. Like Crushed said, this is what they want you to see, which makes it even more bizarre/scary. I can't imagine how bad things must be if this is them putting on a good face.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:19:45 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 13, 2008, 09:58:29 AM

Well I thought it was interesting. Like Crushed said, this is what they want you to see, which makes it even more bizarre/scary. I can't imagine how bad things must be if this is them putting on a good face.

It is interesting.

It is just that I'm a whore for North Korean news. If you look hard enough, you will see many clips of how North Korea really is, which is pretty much as abysmal as you probably think. Basically it looks like Stalinist Russia and time has frozen at 1945.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 13, 2008, 09:58:29 AM

Well I thought it was interesting. Like Crushed said, this is what they want you to see, which makes it even more bizarre/scary. I can't imagine how bad things must be if this is them putting on a good face.

I thought the first half or so was interesting, but then I kinda got bored. I watched the rest, but it was kinda blue ballsy. Like I said, needs railroad spikes or Miike-needle torture.

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 13, 2008, 12:01:07 AM

Did you know that there are actual North Korea fanboys?

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The electrix in DPRK are some of best in world!
Sweet, electricity!

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/ww05_25_08/05_25_08_03.JPG

that was close. forgot about SA's hotlinking for a sec.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:41:11 PM »

That korean girl in episode 5 was SMOKING. And I don't usualy find them hot

EDIT: Wait a second, I clicked episode 5 and instead I got some naked asian girl stripping to the fat guy...wtf

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:51:15 PM »

Communism works guys!!

Crushed · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:52:03 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 13, 2008, 09:51:15 PM

Communism works guys!!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2008, 09:53:58 PM »

I fail to see your point and how its relevant.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:30:33 PM »

North Korea looks like a great place where do I sign up for the socialist party?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2008, 10:54:07 PM »

I just watched the Arirang episode!! WTF Communism is a fucking cult jesus christ.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:24:29 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 13, 2008, 10:54:07 PM

I just watched the Arirang episode!! WTF Communism is a fucking cult jesus christ.

indeed. almost like the REAL cult of Jesus christ, aka the Religious Right. Which dominates the party to which your miyamoto, your moses - Ron Paul - belongs to.

Therefore, Ron Paul is a communist!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:27:10 PM »

Quote from: laesperanzapaz on July 13, 2008, 11:24:29 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 13, 2008, 10:54:07 PM
I just watched the Arirang episode!! WTF Communism is a fucking cult jesus christ.
indeed. almost like the REAL cult of Jesus christ, aka the Religious Right. Which dominates the party to which your miyamoto, your moses - Ron Paul - belongs to.

Therefore, Ron Paul is a communist!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:28:14 PM »

FoC can only laugh because he knows its true

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:30:13 PM »

I was too busy planning my 20,000 person state sponsored jesus festival. Where we all hail a dead person as our great president leader.
http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1454975007

It just like this guys. Just like it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2008, 11:49:00 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:09:51 AM »

I just watched National and Geographic inside North Korea. That place is bizarre and fucked up. I would rather live in a scientology theocracy country than this shit.

Dog poo>>Scientology>>>>>>> Communism

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:18:11 AM »

North Korea has a website! and a forum.

http://www.korea-dpr.com

APF · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:00:30 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 13, 2008, 08:40:10 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 04:22:56 AM
It starts out promising but gets zzzzzz. Needed some action, like maybe if they busted him taking pictures, they put a railroad spike through the dude's scrotum, like in The Serpent and the Rainbow. Needs some pep.

I agree. The documentary consists of going through the sanitized tour while the guy, avoiding the guards, whispers "These guys are fucking insane." Fuck that.

CNN had a documentary about camera footage of people who smuggle themselves into North Korea and films the events going on there like public executions, a real marketplace where WFP rice is sold on the open markets, and a prison camp. Now that is interesting. Some fat bearded fuck looking at paintings of NK propaganda while whispering into the camera is not.

The problem is most of these docs go through the same steps: going to that room at the DMZ and looking at the guards in the TKD stance, going to that captured ship and getting propagandized, etc. I'd like to see some of the other footage / etc you were mentioning, if its on the web.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:03:38 AM »

Quote from: APF on July 15, 2008, 11:00:30 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on July 13, 2008, 08:40:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2008, 04:22:56 AM
It starts out promising but gets zzzzzz. Needed some action, like maybe if they busted him taking pictures, they put a railroad spike through the dude's scrotum, like in The Serpent and the Rainbow. Needs some pep.

I agree. The documentary consists of going through the sanitized tour while the guy, avoiding the guards, whispers "These guys are fucking insane." Fuck that.

CNN had a documentary about camera footage of people who smuggle themselves into North Korea and films the events going on there like public executions, a real marketplace where WFP rice is sold on the open markets, and a prison camp. Now that is interesting. Some fat bearded fuck looking at paintings of NK propaganda while whispering into the camera is not.

The problem is most of these docs go through the same steps: going to that room at the DMZ and looking at the guards in the TKD stance, going to that captured sub and getting propagandized, etc. I'd like to see some of the other footage / etc you were mentioning, if its on the web.

[youtube=425,350]ajATPo-HUfY[/youtube]

The whole series is on youtube. This is just the intro. The last episode is fucked up.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #39 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:09:23 AM »

Also this broadcast is really good.
[youtube=425,350]8VzDqbMUlrU[/youtube]

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #40 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:38:57 AM »

A documentary about a family escaping North Korea.
[youtube=425,350]VKvf7AGTQQ0[/youtube]

duckman2000 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:20:27 PM »

The footage and content is quite interesting, but the guy really wears on me. There's something about his charactter that makes it hard to watch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** July 15, 2008, 10:53:29 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 15, 2008, 11:03:38 AM

The whole series is on youtube. This is just the intro. The last episode is fucked up.

links?

muckhole · « **Reply #43 on:** July 15, 2008, 11:05:06 PM »

I just got through the first nine episodes. Very interesting. That had to be unnerving as hell trying to get all that footage without getting caught. I'd be crapping bricks.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #44 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:39:16 AM »

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5385077659281273870

41 minutes. The undercover footage is distributed throughout the movie. The opening scene is a public execution where everyone is required to watch.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #45 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:28:51 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 15, 2008, 10:53:29 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 15, 2008, 11:03:38 AM

The whole series is on youtube. This is just the intro. The last episode is fucked up.

links?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjiLVgQ34i0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw8fJsV-bQA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhvHTOSsFDU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVFy5o0mDZE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE3wBgSQTOg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-sAFfUmV_4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRB_bNmwDc&feature=related

I wish Karl Marx were alive today to see how much human suffering his shitty economic system has caused.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #46 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:32:36 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 16, 2008, 12:39:16 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5385077659281273870

41 minutes. The undercover footage is distributed throughout the movie. The opening scene is a public execution where everyone is required to watch.

God this is fucked up. And the worst part about is the citizens eat it all up. The Police are killing people for giving aid to defectors and no one in the audience dares ask why people would want to defect in the first place. I feel so bad for people who live over there. Eventually the north korean people will topple the shitty government thought. You can only keep people repressed for so long.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #47 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:20:12 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 16, 2008, 11:28:51 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 15, 2008, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 15, 2008, 11:03:38 AM

The whole series is on youtube. This is just the intro. The last episode is fucked up.

links?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjiLVgQ34i0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw8fJsV-bQA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhvHTOSsFDU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVFy5o0mDZE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE3wBgSQTOg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-sAFfUmV_4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRB_bNmwDc&feature=related

I wish Karl Marx were alive today to see how much human suffering his shitty economic system has caused.

agreed

kinda like how reagan raped central america, or practically gave Iran weapons, yet he was too white and too critically acclaimed to see what he did

E-DuB · « **Reply #48 on:** July 17, 2008, 02:07:20 AM »

Just finished watching......WOW

I'm surprised that guy didn't get locked up during that episode with the memory card, or shot during his Johnny Rotten impersonation at karaoke

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