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Human Snorenado

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lolz wii add ons and peripherals ahoy!  Including the wii motion plus, I'm setting the over/under for Wii crap peripherals at four.  Will Nintendo rise to the occasion?  Will they show any GAMES?  Stay tuned, true believers for hardcore trolling action!

http://livewire.ign.com/2008/e3/index.html
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I can't be disappointed, because I have no expectations.

Who I am kidding, I'll be disappointed.

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I am hoping for some awesome ds games.

hope they show new footage of dq9 =/

or dq4 in english
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Nintendo's stream


TIME TO GET HYPED UP FOR WII MUSIC

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The conference was utter cack last year, but some significant media / press came out afterwards. I'm half expecting similar this year.

I hope Retro's game is shown... or 1:1 Star Wars awesomeness

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I only remember SMG from last year's conference and that it put a smile on my face with how amazing it was.
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I only remember SMG from last year's conference and that it put a smile on my face with how amazing it was.

How can you possibly forget the trainwreck that was WiiFit?  That was what was awesome.
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lets see just how much time they spend showing off real games

also can't wait to see all the third party games that developers have been working on for 2-3 years. you know, the secret first batch of games that developers worked very hard on in order to fully take advantage of the wii after being convinced of it's success after E3 2006
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who cares about wii.

DS!!!
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Human Snorenado

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Riiiight Pee Dee.  I doubt you're gonna see a lot of 3rd party wii shit, because 3rd party wii shit doesn't sell.  In fact, there could be more useless crap peripherals shown than actual quality, AAA potential 3rd party games. 

Also, does EB have an IRC channel or does everyone just hang out in GAF's?
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I don't have a Wii but bring it on!  Make me want one Nintendo.
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Riiiight Pee Dee.  I doubt you're gonna see a lot of 3rd party wii shit, because 3rd party wii shit doesn't sell.

whoosh right over your head
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I only remember SMG from last year's conference and that it put a smile on my face with how amazing it was.

How can you possibly forget the trainwreck that was WiiFit?  That was what was awesome.
I think I boxed that out, like a Cylon.
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When does this start?
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Riiiight Pee Dee.  I doubt you're gonna see a lot of 3rd party wii shit, because 3rd party wii shit doesn't sell.  In fact, there could be more useless crap peripherals shown than actual quality, AAA potential 3rd party games. 

Also, does EB have an IRC channel or does everyone just hang out in GAF's?

#evilbore, same server as gafs
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Who do you guys think nfags take the lead from?  Charts and graphs people.  Charts and graphs.

Phoenix Dark

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Riiiight Pee Dee.  I doubt you're gonna see a lot of 3rd party wii shit, because 3rd party wii shit doesn't sell.

whoosh right over your head
:lol

I'm disappointed Triumph. Sarcasm is your strong suit
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Whatever they do, whatever they say, whatever they announce, they will own E3.

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Riiiight Pee Dee.  I doubt you're gonna see a lot of 3rd party wii shit, because 3rd party wii shit doesn't sell.

whoosh right over your head
:lol

I'm disappointed Triumph. Sarcasm is your strong suit

 :-\

I'm in E3 troll mode, sarcasm has gone out the window.
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I am excited for this.

Phoenix Dark

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i'm gonna put my "over/under for exclusive third party titles" guess at...2
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i'm gonna put my "over/under for exclusive third party titles" guess at...2

To be fair, there will be plenty of crap 3rd party stuff.
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true, but I'm guessing most of that stuff will be glorified ports which don't count. I'm thinking along the lines of a "new" FarCry 2 and Resident Evil 4: Play the Zombies
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http://ga-forum.com/showthread.php?p=11974230#post11974230

Nintendo fans don't seem to get dumb humor. I'm gonna have a blast in that thread
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ehhhhh i'd rather go get some coffee

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I'd like to see KH3 go exclusively to Wii.  Not 'cause I particuarlly give a shit but I want to see some more tears.  Lots and lots of tears.
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Yeah I've got like, stuff to do
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nintendo's own stream: http://a659.g.akamai.net/f/659/54633/5s/on24event.download.akamai.com/54633/events/11/43/95/bclobby.html?eventid=114395&sessionid=1&key=58C3A63E76621F71719DB14A13017C0D&partnerref=undefined&serverutcdiff=-2796&mode=countdownlobby


i can't think of anything that'd make me exited

zelda zzzz
mario already came out
pikmin maybe? that's the only game that could do it for me :-\

nintendo... smh
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kh3 wii is too obvious not to happen. 'cynical crossover trash for babies and/or manbabies, gee, what's the appropriate console for something like this'

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Something from Factor 5 would make me smirk

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I'd like to see KH3 go exclusively to Wii.  Not 'cause I particuarlly give a shit but I want to see some more tears.  Lots and lots of tears.

I would agree, but it would be irksome to the extreme to have the Nofriendo contingent act like KH was some sort of awesome game all of a sudden.
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When does it start?

Bocsius

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I will be going to lunch, but it will be funny to watch the aftermath for all sides. Hardcore gamer reactions to casual gaming is always hilarious to me.

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I'm not getting hyped up at all, b/c I know they're gonna show Animal Crossing, Wii Music, and boring stuff... I want to see DS RPG announcements (Soma Bringer, Heracles, World Destruction, ASH), Wii RPG stuff, and some retro revivals - Kid Icarus, a new StarTropics, fuck a new Mach Rider would be fucking awesome. Oh yeah, and an announcement of a storage solution. And Mother 3 in the US, someway, somehow...

So far that E3 media briefing site doesn't seem blocked from work, I hope the actual stream, when it goes live, won't be either.
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What server is the eb chat on?


anyways expect disapointment. This is the company that had Pac Man VS as their ending things. They also had a dj playing elektro plankton once. They generally have the worst conferences.

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What server is the eb chat on?


anyways expect disapointment. This is the company that had Pac Man VS as their ending things. They also had a dj playing elektro plankton once. They generally have the worst conferences.

If it was a DJ playing electro (minus the "plankton" part) it would be better for me than any of the other press conferences 8)
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is g4 not showing nintendo?  doesn't it start in a couple minutes?

Human Snorenado

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is g4 not showing nintendo?  doesn't it start in a couple minutes?

Well, they are the "videogame" network and this is Nintendo so...
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its starting! XAGGLE!

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whatever console gets KH loses
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tiesto

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Alright, they're starting off with some kickin Detroit techno... I am suddenly having high hopes for this concert!
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Okay, here we go!
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anyone think nintendo will finally reveal their rumored motion controller?
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nintendo one dosnt work for me so ig et gay ign one
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nintendo's stream is showing happy children now

it just started lol
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YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES BITCH STOP LYING
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smh

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GOOD MORNING
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This is...bizarre...
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So ninty has ditched the hitler youth lifestyle vids with vids of fatties.

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its starting! XAGGLE!

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
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How high is this guy?

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stream at the top says standby.  what the balls?

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Holy Moses!! Is that Carrot Top?!
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jesus, that literally looked like a PS2 game.
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why is carrot top in this conference
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stream at the top says standby.  what the balls?

use nintendo's i posted
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OH BOY SHAWN WHITE AND HIS MII
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