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Re: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers
« Reply #240 on: July 15, 2008, 12:48:56 PM »
New Wii Sports bundled with the new accessory. 10 million sold guaranteed.
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« Reply #241 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:04 PM »
Is that Matt's broad?

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« Reply #242 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:10 PM »
Magical like when I come in your wifes ears?!
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« Reply #243 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:32 PM »
Find a Taco Bell using your DS.

Nintendo wins E3.
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« Reply #244 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:44 PM »
OH BOY.  MORE WII SPORTS!  The tech demo I played for a few days and never touched again.

Of course, people just eat this shit up.  They LOVE it.  I'll never understand it, but that's why the games I love are all failing.

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« Reply #245 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:51 PM »
gaming is dead
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« Reply #246 on: July 15, 2008, 12:49:55 PM »
MORE PRECISE  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #247 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:13 PM »
everyone watching is all like "I thought the motion thing was supposed to do that already...?"
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« Reply #248 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:21 PM »
Virtual frisbee toss to a dog?

How about you go outside and throw the frisbee to your real dog who you've neglected cause you're playing Wii Sports Resort?

This works in Japan, but not here.

Ok, Wii Sports jetski is better.
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« Reply #249 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:27 PM »
People don't clap about netflix but they clap about GTADS?

:bow mojo
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« Reply #250 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:36 PM »
REGGIE LOVES THE THROTTLE
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« Reply #251 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:58 PM »
Jesus someone post the fucking Sixaxis Warhawk gif.
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« Reply #252 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:02 PM »
WAVE RACE! NOOOO! You bastards!

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« Reply #253 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:06 PM »
Defiling the memory of Wave Race, SMH.

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« Reply #254 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:10 PM »
"CHEER FOR US!"

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« Reply #255 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:14 PM »
Reggie  :lol
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« Reply #256 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:15 PM »
 :bow Nintendo :bow2

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« Reply #257 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:29 PM »
Sword-dueling?! DO WANT!
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« Reply #258 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:50 PM »
omg wii sports 2 :hyper

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« Reply #259 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:55 PM »
Aw like the cutest game you'll ever see, that's hot she said like

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« Reply #260 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:01 PM »
Sword due-- wood chopping?

edit: Ok, dueling looks fun!
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« Reply #261 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:24 PM »
This is pretty awesome.  Wii swords!

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« Reply #262 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:31 PM »
that does not look very precise

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« Reply #263 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:34 PM »
How often do you get to do this with your boss?

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« Reply #264 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:56 PM »
Oh good grief, and I though Wii games looked bad on my rinky dinky 32" TV. Wii games aren't meant for large screens.

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« Reply #265 on: July 15, 2008, 12:53:15 PM »
This is gonna sell so well.

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« Reply #266 on: July 15, 2008, 12:53:20 PM »
"bitch, you're fired"
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« Reply #267 on: July 15, 2008, 12:53:22 PM »
she's really going at it isn't she
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« Reply #268 on: July 15, 2008, 12:53:30 PM »
good god nintendo fucking blows :lol

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« Reply #269 on: July 15, 2008, 12:53:51 PM »
To be fair, Wii Sports 2 here looks pretty cool.

And again, this is what Nintendo does now.

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« Reply #270 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:06 PM »
I would play this sword game.  Should be in like a new Bushido Blade or something though  8)

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« Reply #271 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:11 PM »
You have to give Nintendo credit for single handedly destroying our hobby and turning it into a shallow novelty.  :bow2

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« Reply #272 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:19 PM »
MEGATON COMING
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« Reply #273 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:23 PM »
Developers haven't even mastered the regular controller. Great job Nintendo, continually moving the bar - literally
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« Reply #274 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:36 PM »
1:1 motion control will lead to big developers making games for us!

Where are those games? They're not made yet.
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« Reply #275 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:49 PM »
SHIGGGGY
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« Reply #276 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:58 PM »
What's happening?!
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« Reply #277 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:09 PM »
This is gonna sell so well.

No doubt...especially if it only comes with one 1:1 peripheral.

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« Reply #278 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:24 PM »
You have to give Nintendo credit for single handedly destroying our hobby and turning it into a shallow novelty.  :bow2

Eh, I'm not seeing how this is all that shallow. It's gaming, at its core.

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« Reply #279 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:28 PM »
he pretty much just admitted no devs are going to use that motionplus thing
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« Reply #280 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:35 PM »
this shits on rock band
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« Reply #281 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:39 PM »
THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I EVER SAW :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #282 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:45 PM »
Next spring for Wii sports 2  :-\
Guess they need to give Wii Fit it's own conference.

Aw man this drum shit is a total let down  :maf
But hilariously awful :rofl

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« Reply #283 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:50 PM »
Wii Drums.
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« Reply #284 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:53 PM »
Middle Eastern Shiggy with a Mohawk!
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« Reply #285 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:56 PM »
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #286 on: July 15, 2008, 12:55:57 PM »
Wii Music ... I bet all the "real" games come out tonight or after the conference like last year. Videogame geeks fucked.  :lol

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« Reply #287 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:06 PM »
but i can already bang on pots

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« Reply #288 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:11 PM »
worst drum solo ever
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« Reply #289 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:17 PM »
* Guitar Hero DS 2 (lol)

* GTA DS

* Wii Sports 2

Is that all so far? Just got back real quick, have to head out.

LOL if so. Snore. Nintendo.
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« Reply #290 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »
SHIGGY YOU ARE NOT COOL
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« Reply #291 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:38 PM »
Took them long enough to get Wii Music out. We saw it, what, three years ago?
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« Reply #292 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:46 PM »
Man, Shiggy's really rocking that sax.
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« Reply #293 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:51 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #294 on: July 15, 2008, 12:56:55 PM »
MIYAMOTO YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
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« Reply #295 on: July 15, 2008, 12:57:06 PM »
YOU FUCKING SUCK SHIGGY
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« Reply #296 on: July 15, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »
I might be able to get my girlfriend interested in games with WiiMusic at the very least.
^_^

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« Reply #297 on: July 15, 2008, 12:57:16 PM »
Sigh. Another disapointing year. Wii Music looks awfull.

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« Reply #298 on: July 15, 2008, 12:57:24 PM »
Oh boy! Manchildren will form bands together online!

We need a smiley face guy that blows his brains out. NOW.
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« Reply #299 on: July 15, 2008, 12:57:34 PM »
HOLY SHIT THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE  :lol :lol :lol :lol