Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57768 times)

dark1x · « **Reply #360 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:25 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on July 15, 2008, 01:03:07 PM

Cmon Sony, please show some good games.

Well, Sony always disappoints, but they just HAVE to show something decent compared to this. Hell, even if they just show Home and Little Big Planet again (come on, you know that's what they're going to do) it will STILL be way beyond this crap.

Microsoft had like the best conference of all time in comparison to this (and their conference wasn't really that great).

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #361 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:35 PM »

VOICE CHAT. INNOVATION

Yeti · « **Reply #362 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:36 PM »

They should call it Wii Cacophony.

huckleberry · « **Reply #363 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:44 PM »

Holy fuck!

Nintendo went from a company that I loved to one that I actually fucking despise in just a few short years. What is this shit!!!!

bud · « **Reply #364 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:51 PM »

Quote from: hyp on July 15, 2008, 01:06:11 PM

sony's conference is going to be fucking awesome compared to this. guaranteed. sony

ffvii:r

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #365 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:58 PM »

Reggie, please smack that smile off her face. Please!!!

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #366 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:08:03 PM »

I like how Reggie made sure that everyone knew that Nintendo wanted to satisfy casual and core gamers, yet they only showed casual first party games yet again.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #367 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:08:26 PM »

8 GAMES I AM SO AMAZED

Mupepe · « **Reply #368 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:08:32 PM »

any big announcements? i gave up and stepped out

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #369 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:08:56 PM »

just one more trailer, please

tiesto · « **Reply #370 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:09:28 PM »

So it's pretty much done now? Wow... that was absolutely horrible.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #371 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:09:53 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 15, 2008, 01:07:35 PM

VOICE CHAT. INNOVATION

Also DS Taco Bell locator.

Hollywood · « **Reply #372 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:06 PM »

NINTENDO WINS.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #373 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:12 PM »

It's over. What the fuck did I just watch?!?!?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #374 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:20 PM »

Welp, that was fun. Alright Nintendo PR, release the press packets for us real gamers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #375 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:29 PM »

That was worse than Sony's 2006 conference

duckman2000 · « **Reply #376 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:37 PM »

Quote from: Arde0 on July 15, 2008, 01:07:44 PM

Holy fuck!

Nintendo went from a company that I loved to one that I actually fucking despise in just a few short years. What is this shit!!!!

See, Nintendo fanboys in the Cube years were desperate for Nintendo to become successful. Now, how does that success taste?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #377 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2008, 01:08:32 PM

any big announcements? i gave up and stepped out

Nope. I hope you used your time better than we all did.

Crushed · « **Reply #378 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:45 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #379 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »

Where's my storage solution?

bud · « **Reply #380 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:10:49 PM »

sony please deliver the games

Jansen · « **Reply #381 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:02 PM »

sony better show some rpgs. i'm really hoping for WKC to make an appearance.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #382 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:07 PM »

SAVE_US SONY

archie4208 · « **Reply #383 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:26 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on July 15, 2008, 01:08:03 PM

I like how Reggie made sure that everyone knew that Nintendo wanted to satisfy casual and core gamers, yet they only showed casual first party games yet again.

Call of Duty. HaRdCoRe!

cool breeze · « **Reply #384 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:32 PM »

Nintendo is officially no longer a game company.

patrickula · « **Reply #385 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:38 PM »

Absolutely nothing I want to play except maybe Wii Sports Resort (which is next year

).
Sad sad shit :'(

hyp · « **Reply #386 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:43 PM »

nintendo mom kinda grew on me by the end of the conference. bitch knows how to swing a sword.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #387 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:50 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 15, 2008, 01:03:02 PM

We can now learn to play the invisible drums

Fixed

GilloD · « **Reply #388 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:11:59 PM »

Horrible? Don't be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This thing is CASH MONEY. Nintendo is going to make a fuck-load of money with it's shitty party games for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, while Microsoft and Sony spend ELEVEN QUIZILLION DOLLARS EACH of Gears of Blood: The Deathening.

I'm glad there's a market for both, but this shit is just clean, smart business.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #389 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:12:05 PM »

fuck me

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #390 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 15, 2008, 01:10:29 PM

That was worse than Sony's 2006 conference

It was certainly worse as far as entertainment value is concerned.

Yeti · « **Reply #391 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:12:12 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on July 15, 2008, 01:10:37 PM

Quote from: Arde0 on July 15, 2008, 01:07:44 PM
Holy fuck!

Nintendo went from a company that I loved to one that I actually fucking despise in just a few short years. What is this shit!!!!

See, Nintendo fanboys in the Cube years were desperate for Nintendo to become successful. Now, how does that success taste?

Man, I stuck with Nintendo through the lean years of no third party games, because the first party games were still on the whole really good. Now, we have shit third party games, and no first party games. Awful.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #392 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:13:15 PM »

THey didn't even bother showing the Sin City looking game. WTF

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #393 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:13:41 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on July 15, 2008, 01:11:59 PM

Horrible? Don't be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This thing is CASH MONEY. Nintendo is going to make a fuck-load of money with it's shitty party games for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, while Microsoft and Sony spend ELEVEN QUIZILLION DOLLARS EACH of Gears of Blood: The Deathening.

I'm glad there's a market for both, but this shit is just clean, smart business.

We all know they're going to print even more money.

That doesn't make it not shit, though.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #394 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:13:45 PM »

Spore Creatures at least looked pretty cool.

y2kev · « **Reply #395 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:12 PM »

wait for nintendo's press kit

Mupepe · « **Reply #396 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:17 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 15, 2008, 01:10:41 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 15, 2008, 01:08:32 PM
any big announcements? i gave up and stepped out

Nope. I hope you used your time better than we all did.

i ate two chili cheese dogs. i think i won.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #397 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:24 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 15, 2008, 01:10:12 PM

It's over. What the fuck did I just watch?!?!?

The Death of Videogames.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #398 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:28 PM »

as I said in the irc: Theres no way Sony's conference is worse than this one.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #399 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:33 PM »

Spore

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #400 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:38 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on July 15, 2008, 01:11:59 PM

Horrible? Don't be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This thing is CASH MONEY. Nintendo is going to make a fuck-load of money with it's shitty party games for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, while Microsoft and Sony spend ELEVEN QUIZILLION DOLLARS EACH of Gears of Blood: The Deathening.

I'm glad there's a market for both, but this shit is just clean, smart business.

yes, but we are actual gamers, so how did you expect us to react

if we were elderly, or pre-teens, or autistic, we'd probably be jumping for joy right now

Narag · « **Reply #401 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:45 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on July 15, 2008, 01:13:15 PM

THey didn't even bother showing the Sin City looking game. WTF

WAIT FOR SPACE WORLD

I thought JP devs saved stuff for TGS anyhow.

Bocsius · « **Reply #402 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:46 PM »

So much win.

hyp · « **Reply #403 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:50 PM »

hey crushed, how you feeling buddy?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #404 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:57 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on July 15, 2008, 01:14:12 PM

wait for nintendo's press kit

This is usually the best part of the day. Watch, there's a NSMB2.

onsedatives · « **Reply #405 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:15:09 PM »

The title is so accurate.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #406 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:15:13 PM »

no FIRE EMBLEM wtf. they didn't show any "hardcore" DS titles

most of the shit they showed was stuff that we've known about, like shaun white and wii music. wii music is an embarrassment. the industry has moved so far ahead of that game i'm shocked nintendo had the balls to spend so much time on it.

Grecco · « **Reply #407 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:15:50 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on July 15, 2008, 01:14:28 PM

as I said in the irc: Theres no way Sony's conference is worse than this one.

If they push Home/breakable remote it could.

But just like 07 it will be an average con made amazing because of the other cons.

Jansen · « **Reply #408 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:15:58 PM »

reggie is the anti-christ confirmed

duckman2000 · « **Reply #409 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:16:15 PM »

Yep. I understand the success, and I think Nintendo is a pretty brilliant company, but for me, this shit sucks. And I'd imagine the same could be said for the traditional Nfans, even if they won't admit it. Success for the "team," at what price?

Mupepe · « **Reply #410 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:16:27 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on July 15, 2008, 01:11:59 PM

Horrible? Don't be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This thing is CASH MONEY. Nintendo is going to make a fuck-load of money with it's shitty party games for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, while Microsoft and Sony spend ELEVEN QUIZILLION DOLLARS EACH of Gears of Blood: The Deathening.

I'm glad there's a market for both, but this shit is just clean, smart business.

just because it makes money doesn't mean it's cool. the business of war is profitable too!

NINTENDO = NAZIS

tiesto · « **Reply #411 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:16:31 PM »

At least in prior years, they tossed the gamers a bone... this year, we get shit. When Wii Sports: Resort is the only thing slightly interesting at the show, you know it's bad.

hyp · « **Reply #412 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:16:39 PM »

animal crossing is a home KILLA. that shit looks way more fun.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #413 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:16:57 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 15, 2008, 01:16:14 PM

Quote
I thought JP devs saved stuff for TGS anyhow.

Nintendo do not attend TGS.

They don't have Spaceworld any more, right?

y2kev · « **Reply #414 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:17:17 PM »

wait for the press kit

seriously

duckman2000 · « **Reply #415 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Wicked Laharl on July 15, 2008, 01:15:58 PM

reggie is the anti-christ confirmed

Wasn't he the dude who masterminded the transformation of a music television channel into a celeb "reality" soap and gossip channel? Seems like a good fit for the Wii.

JustinP · « **Reply #416 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:18:41 PM »

Quote from: hyp on July 15, 2008, 01:16:39 PM

animal crossing is a home KILLA. that shit looks way more fun.

i thought your first post was a joke, but this just reaffirms your distinguished mentally-challenged.

Jansen · « **Reply #417 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:18:47 PM »

that had better be one fuck awesome press kit full of megafuckingwin

Hollywood · « **Reply #418 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:19:04 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on July 15, 2008, 01:11:59 PM

Horrible? Don't be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. This thing is CASH MONEY. Nintendo is going to make a fuck-load of money with it's shitty party games for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, while Microsoft and Sony spend ELEVEN QUIZILLION DOLLARS EACH of Gears of Blood: The Deathening.

I'm glad there's a market for both, but this shit is just clean, smart business.

Yup. Nintendo is saving the business. For those who are pissed, don't worry - gaming needs to be destroyed and rebuilt. I think that happened sometime around Microsoft got into the business and brought along all the PC fegs with them, and their official Halo urinal containers so they wouldn't have to get their ass off the couch to do things like piss.

You guys should be thanking Nintendo for bringing some respect for your God forsaken hobby, and actually having females (*gasp*!) get involved in it. They're saving you, yet you don't even know it. Tsk tsk .. $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #419 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:19:16 PM »

Quote from: onsedatives on July 15, 2008, 01:15:09 PM

The title is so accurate.

I didn't even have to edit it! I thought about going back, but it really about sums it up.

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Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57768 times)