Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57807 times)

archie4208 · « **Reply #300 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:58:02 PM »

Hmm. Should I play with a real drum set in Rock Band 2 or an invisible drum set with Wii Music? Mushroom cloud of innovation!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #301 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:58:04 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 15, 2008, 12:57:24 PM

Oh boy! Manchildren will form bands together online!

We need a smiley face guy that blows his brains out. NOW.

Just show Nintendo with 08

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #302 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:58:20 PM »

How is that fun?

demi · « **Reply #303 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:58:23 PM »

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PM ME A SYNOPSIS OF THE CONFERENCE WHEN ITS OVER

thanks

bud · « **Reply #304 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:59:07 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2008, 12:58:23 PM

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PM ME A SYNOPSIS OF THE CONFERENCE WHEN ITS OVER

thanks

here:

y2kev · « **Reply #305 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:59:14 PM »

holy mother fuck

Yeti · « **Reply #306 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:59:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2008, 12:58:23 PM

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PM ME A SYNOPSIS OF THE CONFERENCE WHEN ITS OVER

thanks

You pretty much summed it up already. $:-\$

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #307 on:** July 15, 2008, 12:59:42 PM »

It's not even a game. You're just miming.

cool breeze · « **Reply #308 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:00 PM »

this is so fucking hysterical.

Yeti · « **Reply #309 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:05 PM »

Oh you did forget new animal crossing with Wii Speak peripheral.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #310 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:07 PM »

The drum things fails due to a lack of resistance. The fun with playing drums is in 1. making noise, 2. hitting stuff. It doesn't fly without both of those things.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #311 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:14 PM »

That was the worst conference I've ever seen, and I love Nintendo.

Not one mention of a hardcore game. NOT ONE

dark1x · « **Reply #312 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:22 PM »

What the f*ck? It just keeps getting worse. Just when I think they're going to show something cool...they show Wii Music.

Is it too much to ask for ONE new Nintendo IP created for the crowd that actually enjoys stuff like Zelda and Mario? An original game. No Mario, no Zelda, but something of that quality. They're never going to do something like that, are they? What about Retro? Where are they?

There hasn't been a single game that would appeal to those of us who actually enjoy more "hardcore" games.

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Should I play with a real drum set in Rock Band 2 or an invisible drum set with Wii Music?

Pretty much the question at hand.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #313 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:33 PM »

You can't not lose.

Nintendo's new philosophy

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #314 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:43 PM »

Not a single real Nintendo game announced. BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to NSMB? Metroid Dread? Kid Icarus?

patrickula · « **Reply #315 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:00:56 PM »

DON'T FUCKING MENTION F-ZERO

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #316 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:00 PM »

Jesus H Christ. What the hell did I just watch.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #317 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:07 PM »

Wii Music -- Flail around to make noise!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #318 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »

I've seen Nintendo think that Pacman Vs. was a show ender.

I've seen them try to tell us that non-games was the future of the industry. (sadly, they're probably right about that)

I've seen them try to end a show with Wii Fit.

But this is fucking beyond the pale for lameness, even for Nintendo. Watching the horde convince themselves Nintendo had a good showing will be awesome.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #319 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:36 PM »

that's the most nongame i think they've ever made

Jansen · « **Reply #320 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:47 PM »

IF some developer made a cool sword fighting game with 1:1 that would be rad.

what are the chances of that happening tho?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #321 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:01:50 PM »

I DONT HAVE ROUND HANDS HOW IS THAT LIKE A REAL GUITAR YOU FUCKING TARD

Crushed · « **Reply #322 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:13 PM »

well at least the sword and waverace games look cool

bud · « **Reply #323 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 15, 2008, 01:01:36 PM

that's the most nongame i think they've ever made

it such a nongame it almost doesn't even exist

Himu · « **Reply #324 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:29 PM »

i did this when i was like 8 years old

learn to play a real instrument or rock band at least

god

duckman2000 · « **Reply #325 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:35 PM »

Good grief. I understand that Nintendo is doing the right thing for itself, but this really hurts.

Beezy · « **Reply #326 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:42 PM »

My god, this is fucking trash.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #327 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:46 PM »

the midi music is pretty embarrassing considering how advanced music games have become

Bocsius · « **Reply #328 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:49 PM »

Again

Nintendo

dark1x · « **Reply #329 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:02:55 PM »

I think they really went too far this time. Those "complicated" music games are actually POPULAR. Casual gamers LOVE those games. Why must they simplify even further? I don't get it.

Of course, it will probably sell by the truckloads. So you just flail around and make sounds?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #330 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:02 PM »

We can now learn to play the fake drums

cool breeze · « **Reply #331 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:07 PM »

the low practice time shows.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #332 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:07 PM »

Cmon Sony, please show some good games.

Grecco · « **Reply #333 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:13 PM »

Its 100 percent casual stuff. Iwata claims the Mario and Zelda teams are "hard" at work. But jesus.

This is still gonna sell soo well though. And ill be buying WiiSports2 and Animal Crossing

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #334 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:15 PM »

Maybe they'll have those small little conferences in the next few days that show off their hardcore games. :/

Please :/

Himu · « **Reply #335 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »

Quote from: Wicked Laharl on July 15, 2008, 01:01:47 PM

IF some developer made a cool sword fighting game with 1:1 that would be rad.

what are the chances of that happening tho?

zero.

the same chances that wii will get a bad ass rail shooter that would fit the wiimote

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #336 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:33 PM »

Quote from: dark1x on July 15, 2008, 01:02:55 PM

I think they really went too far this time. Those "complicated" music games are actually POPULAR. Casual gamers LOVE those games. Why must they simplify even further? I don't get it.

Of course, it will probably sell by the truckloads. So you just flail around and make sounds?

Might as well call it Wii Act Like the Mentally distinguished mentally-challenged at a Pink Floyd Concert

Narag · « **Reply #337 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:03:46 PM »

Hoping their real games are in the e3 press stuff that usually goes up after the conference. That's how we found out about FE last year.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #338 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:04:11 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 15, 2008, 01:01:13 PM

But this is fucking beyond the pale for lameness, even for Nintendo. Watching the horde convince themselves Nintendo had a good showing will be awesome.

Wait until next year when they end the show with Wii OBGYN.

patrickula · « **Reply #339 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:04:15 PM »

It'll be great for young kids. Really young kids $:-\$
The kind who like those fisher price guitars that pay songs when you push a button on the neck.

hyp · « **Reply #340 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:04:22 PM »

Nintendo

Hollywood · « **Reply #341 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:04:55 PM »

Nintendo saves the industry again.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #342 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:09 PM »

Nintendo-Always the Company that Makes Microsoft's Conference Look Like God's Gift

patrickula · « **Reply #343 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:29 PM »

I can't believe how fucking terrible it sounds

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #344 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:32 PM »

PLEASE MAKE GIFS OF THIS PLEASSEEE

duckman2000 · « **Reply #345 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:37 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2008, 01:02:29 PM

i did this when i was like 8 years old

learn to play a real instrument or rock band at least

god

That's the magic here. No learning, no commitment.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #346 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:41 PM »

Quote from: dark1x on July 15, 2008, 01:02:55 PM

I think they really went too far this time. Those "complicated" music games are actually POPULAR. Casual gamers LOVE those games. Why must they simplify even further? I don't get it.

Of course, it will probably sell by the truckloads. So you just flail around and make sounds?

Wii Music: The Game My Autistic Nephew Has Been Waiting For

Jansen · « **Reply #347 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:48 PM »

i have a doctors appointment so i have to miss sonys conference

ign better have that fucker up in a timely matter.

bud · « **Reply #348 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:05:55 PM »

i can't believe i'm watching this shit

fuck me

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #349 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:00 PM »

:bowser :zelda

ahaha remember those guys? Fuck yeah you do!

Beezy · « **Reply #350 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:06 PM »

WTF, THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!

hyp · « **Reply #351 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:11 PM »

sony's conference is going to be fucking awesome compared to this. guaranteed.

sony

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #352 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:42 PM »

JUST END THIS

patrickula · « **Reply #353 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:50 PM »

It's like you can actively rape your own childhood memories

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #354 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:06:56 PM »

THIS IS AN AWESOME NINTENDO CONFERENCE!!

Seriously, didn't you have fun bitching cooperatively with one another?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #355 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:00 PM »

it's like their new motto is "It says Wii all over it, people will buy it, so fuck it"

i'm quite embarrassed for everyone on that stage right now

and it will sell 10 million +

Narag · « **Reply #356 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:08 PM »

Too Human would play so much better with 1:1 melee too $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #357 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:11 PM »

The G4 feed is fucked.

Grecco · « **Reply #358 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:15 PM »

Wow. I really dont want Wii Music.

Himu · « **Reply #359 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:07:20 PM »

man, what are the chances of sony's conference delivering?

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Author Topic: Official Nintendo E3 Press Conference Thread of Nongames for Nongamers (Read 57807 times)