Author Topic: it's official: i have the gout (Read 1699 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** July 17, 2008, 05:47:30 PM »

what the fuck, this isn't the 15th century

my foot is engorged like mupepe's eternal priapism

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:47:53 PM »

Ewww.

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:51:10 PM »

awesome

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:51:44 PM »

i want to read up on it to figure out how you catch it and what it does exactly but am horrified about the possible pictures.

and don't worry about catching ancient diseases

in high school, i caught scarlet fever

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 17, 2008, 05:51:44 PM

i want to read up on it to figure out how you catch it and what it does exactly but am horrified about the possible pictures.

and don't worry about catching ancient diseases

in high school, i caught scarlet fever

The wikipedia article is safe, image-wise.

I had to look it up myself, as I've heard of it, but never really knew what it was.

Stock up on the painkillers, Prole. That sucks.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:56:17 PM »

not so hot now are you

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 17, 2008, 05:51:44 PM

in high school, i caught scarlet fever

I caught the saffron version of that

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:59:53 PM »

too much internet, fattie

Crushed · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:07:35 PM »

"Gout? Turf toe may have been a bit of a pipe dream, but gout's an old man disease!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:14:49 PM »

Gout is only for really old people. My grandpa, 87, gets it all the time.

He also hates on metroid prime. Just saying.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:20:18 PM »

No he has a few more grandsons to ease the pain.

Rman · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:21:20 PM »

No more red meat for you. $:-\$

Gout was also known as an illness that affected the higher classes in medieval times. They ate richer foods than the peasants.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:23:34 PM »

ManaByte is in your foot, and he's looking for a new roommate

Crushed · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:24:20 PM »

Eating lots of liver causes gout.
Livers are full of bile.
Drinky thus therefore be full of bile.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:30:20 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 17, 2008, 06:07:35 PM

"Gout? Turf toe may have been a bit of a pipe dream, but gout's an old man disease!"

hyp · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:30:58 PM »

must be fatherhood $:-\$

i'll be there with you soon man

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:37:12 PM »

sorry bout your gout

get yourself one of those foot spas and salt the water

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2008, 08:15:12 PM »

Pics or you're lying.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2008, 10:05:42 PM »

too much ren fair? What's the deal boo? Get better soon.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2008, 11:44:45 PM »

My dad had it once a long long time ago.

Speaking of ancient diseases, I had scarlet fever twice as a kid. In English class in 9th grade we started talking about diseases and vaccines for whatever reason, and my teacher was like "okay who has had chicken pox? *everyone raises hands* who has had polio? *no one* scarlet fever? *just me*" haha. I had no idea it was so uncommon anymore until then. I was like WTF I had it TWICE how does that happen!?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:11:41 AM »

i demand a pick of this alleged gout foot, standing on top of a Wii

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:16:00 AM »

nikka, you'll get what i tell you and nothing more

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:20:02 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2008, 01:22:44 AM »

Atleast you can pass on this story to future generations. Paint the story in a dramatic fashion and 4 or 5 generations down the line you'll be known for surviving the "Great Gout of 08"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Groo on July 18, 2008, 01:10:26 AM

I had a mild tetanus infection once after I stepped on a nail on the way to school

Some bastard placed a bunch of rusty spikes all over the lake that I live by, luckily only one person stepped on one before they found all 40+ of them.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:00:47 AM »

Quote from: Groo on July 18, 2008, 01:27:54 AM

What if he doesn't make it?

I claim his avatar.

Prole

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:11:12 AM »

I want his tag.

Bocsius · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:16:04 AM »

Quote from: Groo on July 18, 2008, 01:27:54 AM

What if he doesn't make it?

Then obviously he'll never be known for surviving the "Great Gout of 08," and that just won't play.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:24:20 AM »

One of my friends got gout. We laughed at him appropriately.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2008, 03:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on July 18, 2008, 03:18:51 PM

My roommate who has gout just told me a couple of days ago that his sister got it too. It's clearly an epidemic

Sounds like incest.

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Author Topic: it's official: i have the gout (Read 1699 times)