Author Topic: road rage yikes (blind left turns suck) (Read 897 times)

patrickula · « **on:** July 24, 2008, 07:20:10 PM »

Here's a story from earlier this evening that I want to share, as noone is around the house right now to share it with... it's the only time this sort of crap has happened to me. Be kind EB. If it's tl;dr just move on $:-\$

SO I was driving back from dropping some dry cleaning off near where I live... I came back on a road I don't usually take and it's got an intersection with stop signs for one of the roads but not the more major one. I stop at the sign, and I have to turn left... but I can't see shit over there! It's uphill, there's a raised lawn, a crosswalk to stop behind AND cars parked in the way. I'm sitting here thinking, man this is kinda dangerous but I gotta go some time, so I wait for the traffic that I can see to pass, then I edge out, see a car coming and speed up to get out of the way. The limit isn't very high on the road anyway so I figured I could just zip out of the way. It's not like you have time to think.

So this shirtless 20-30 year old white ude (bro?) in an old SUV swerves a bit to avoid, in my direction (I guess he thought I was going to stop instead of go to get out of the way). He doesn't get close to hitting me or anything but he yells at me, "what the fuck are you doing taco" or something like that. I know the term taco was used, it's not really a pejorative I've heard used seriously much since middle school. I'd have gone with asshole myself.
So anyway, I raise an open palm and make conciliatory gestures, grimace, and drive away... But hey guess what, apparently he turned around real quick (I bet that was safe) and followed me. He yells at me to pull over, so I speed off to a side street, hoping that I'll be able to stop next to the nearby police station, but I don't get there before he stops next to me at a stop sign and starts yelling. "Why the fuck did you turn in front of me?!" "I couldn't see! I'm sorry!" I yell out my window and again I raise my palms to the guy in a sign of submission to his mighty rage. "What do you mean you couldn't see?! I should pull you outta your car and beat your ass!" "I'm sorry! I really am!"
And I make more submissive body language, lowering my head and raising my hands. He drives off in front of me (again, real safe!) and I'm like... yikes.

I don't live too far from where it happened and I drive a pretty distinctive car, but I guess if the guy wanted to fuck me or my car up, he had his chance. And he didn't follow me home or anything. Still scarier than average shit, people get shot like that :'(
I'm already a fairly conservative driver, I guess I'll get even more conservative now for fear of more road raging maniacs. I'll also remember that saying your sorry and acting like a puss is useful... though I may have been less likely to do so if I didn't screw up a bit.

We all make mistakes :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:29:04 PM »

"I couldn't see! I'm sorry!"

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:30:21 PM »

you should have yelled "come out your car" and then as he did, drive off.

then use the adrenaline to beat up a hooker

Crushed · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:31:53 PM »

You should have hulked out and thrown his car into the distance.

Eric P · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:33:04 PM »

you should have cowered underneath the floor panels, then had your protective mother figure come out in a lifting exoskeleton say "get away from her you bitch"

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:34:36 PM »

You should have struggled as the red-and-black symbiote attached to your body caused you to attack him.

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:37:20 PM »

you should have screamed "say hello to my little friend" as you wipped out your m16 with m203 grenade launcher

Crushed · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:40:20 PM »

You should have made a pop culture reference then had gay sex with him.

patrickula · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:52:58 PM »

Yeah I totally would have done one of those things (except the gay sex or aliens reference), but I had to get home and eat dinner, places to be ya know?
Punk got lucky

I made a map cause I'm still feeling too jittery to eat dinner. I'm a total wuss when it comes to the threat of violence $:-\$ This kinda shit bugs me for days.

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:13:04 PM »

what a weird place to not have a stop sign

patrickula · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:30:47 PM »

People are crazy. I was alone and unarmed unfortunately, but I guess I got out with too much trouble really.
I've heard/read waaaaaay worse stories. It's just scary to think one of those could have been me.

If I wasn't feeling lazy I could have walked it, but carrying a bunch of dress shirts gets kind of awkward after awhile. I'll walk to pick them up :'(
There should really be more stop signs there...

To get some topical local humor in, what I actually should have done is told him to get out and pulled a Bob Novak

I'm not a compassionate conservative like he is though so I might not have had the heart.

FatalT · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2008, 09:29:22 PM »

Next time call the other person a redneck taco and challenge them on getting out of the car. Park, undo your seat belt as if you're getting out, then run them over when they get out of their car. Serves the stupid taco right. Faggoty taco.

See what happens when you devolve into childish name-calling that should've been left behind in Middle School?

cool breeze · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:04:28 PM »

What kind of weirdo chases you down to curse you off? Don't people drive to get somewhere? Why would he veer of his course. So weird.

Road rage is often hilarious because these people feel all safe in their cars yelling and all that shit. One time I would like to confront these people and ask them why they get so angry, then proceed to kicking them in the teeth so I can proceed to stomping on their face.

And I am aware of the hypocrisy in my post.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:07:31 PM »

ahahahahah you pussy, cmon you should have been like SEE THIS, DICKHEAD

Bildi · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:08:13 PM »

I hate these situations too, and they can bug me for a while. Best is to live and learn, at least then the situation wasn't a waste.

Maybe you could have turned right instead and taken a slightly longer route? And buy a gun.

Sysgen · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:09:42 PM »

Bildi makes an excellent point. Turn right and then swing around. If you feel someplace is too dangerous then go another way.
Do you carrry a cell phone? Dial 911 and tell them you are being followed by a nut.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:45:22 PM »

You shoulda just said, 'you look pretty!' then wagged your penis out the window

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:49:20 PM »

Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 24, 2008, 10:45:22 PM

You shoulda just said, 'you look pretty!' then wagged your penis out the window

I've got a friend who screams "I LOVE YOU" at anyone who yells at him while driving, and it does a pretty good job of confusing people.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:50:51 PM »

next time someone is riding me honking im just gonna honk too and join in.

patrickula · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:51:00 PM »

Eh, he didn't follow me far, I was trying to drive him toward the police station but he stopped next to me and started yelling before I got there. I'm pretty over it already, he's probably satisfied with the knowledge that he scared some unsafe-driving taco good

The guy's behavior was kind of redneck for this area really, I was kind of surprised... though he didn't have an accent.

And yes demi, I am a puss. He probably woulda beat my ass. I'm a lover, not a fighter

Yelling "I LOVE YOU"

Tristam · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2008, 11:54:02 PM »

Motherfucker I just got in a car accident this morning. Count yourself lucky.

patrickula · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2008, 11:57:56 PM »

I do. I wasn't really THAT close to getting in an accident anyway, the guy just flipped out. That sucks to hear about your luck though.
What happened?
(or you can start your own thread)

Tristam · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:13:00 AM »

I was at fault. I was driving to work this morning and listening to the news on the radio when I approached a left turn I've taken a million times. The turning lane was about three cars deep and they all turned, so in my morning stupor my brain processes the green light as a green arrow. I started to turn and just a few feet into the intersection I realized my mistake as I saw a car coming on at 40 mph, so I slammed on the brakes. He slammed on his brakes, too, but it was wet out and it wasn't enough to prevent a low-speed collision. His car looked OK -- small cosmetic damage to the bumper. Damage on my car was contained to the bumper too, but it was more significant; the whole front bumper -- headlights included -- is out of alignment with the hood and the rest of the car and there's a big dent in one side. Not the worst accident ever, but an accident is an accident and now I'm waiting to see if I can still afford my fucking insurance. If I can't I guess I'll just have to find some other means of transportation.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:43:41 AM »

The only road rage story I have was when I was driving in my sisters low 2006 Honda Accord.

The road was backed up, main road in and out of the City. He was coming off a side street 1 car back (he was in a HUGE truck). I let the car in front of him go but then edged forward. He sped up like he was going to get in front of me and I was like wtf, fuck you and got in the way. That really really pissed him off.

He proceeds to somehow get past people on this one lane road up beside me and hes obviously trying to get my attention through his window. I was fully stopped at one point and the car is so low (and his truck so high) that the my sisters car was partially obscuring him. I proceed to dip lower to the passenger side to get a look at him, he sounds like hes screaming at me. I keep eyeballing him, laugh and bit my lower lip with a sly smile and flipped him off and mouthed "Fuck you". The look on his face and what he did made me die. He literally started jumping around in his seat like he was going to do something. Then drove off angrily. Fucking douchebag.

Well, theres also the other truck that tried to race me on my local rt.2 in the middle of a downpour at dusk. I was driving my free shitty Toyota Wagon what would always overheat. Now THAT scared the shit out of me.

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Author Topic: road rage yikes (blind left turns suck) (Read 897 times)