Author Topic: 40 minutes until dentalgeddon :( (Read 7382 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 25, 2008, 01:52:29 PM »

:'(

Oh god I don't want to die

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:53:20 PM »

ASK FOR DRUGS

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:54:31 PM »

That will be the first thing I say. The dentist will come out to get me and I will say GIVE ME SOME DRUGS, MAAN

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:55:41 PM »

good luck!

seriously

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2008, 01:57:17 PM »

Prole, if I die in that chair, tell my mom that I've always hated her and I resent everything she ever did in regards to raising me, and that my only regret is that she didn't die first.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:00:05 PM »

BTW, I've thought it through and if he asks if I've been taking anything for the pain, I am totally going to lie and tell him that I have been taking acceptable amounts of ibuprofen, rather than the three course steak-sized pill meals (with Hurricane) that I have been taking.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:01:19 PM »

i have her on speed dial

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 25, 2008, 02:02:35 PM

Prole, send me some cool tvc stuff when he dies.

You can have my archive of G pics.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:03:30 PM »

we'll have a loot party when he kicks it. we can rape his cat and drink his boone's while we sort through his massive blu-ray collection

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:05:52 PM »

Ok, I am heading. Pray to baby jesus that death embraces me quickly.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:07:00 PM »

Also, Prole, I want you to go to my grave once a week to read off the Perez Hilton highlights of the week.

Crushed · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:07:47 PM »

I went to the dentist today, got my teeth nice and clean.

Hard as granite from drinking so much milk.

FatalT · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:08:57 PM »

Good luck! I'll be feeling the dental burn come August 6th, when I'll be getting my wisdom teeth taken out.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:17:43 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 25, 2008, 02:13:23 PM

What did he go do?

Do the mold for his grill.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:23:05 PM »

dibs on one of the external hard drives.

I thought that TVC had a doctor's appoitment today too-is that true? If so we need an official thread, both my wife and I wanna know what on earth is causing him to ride the vomit comet so much.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:25:32 PM »

Good luck.

But if you don't make it, I"ll always remember you fondly whenever I logged into your Steam account.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:27:10 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on July 25, 2008, 02:23:05 PM

dibs on one of the external hard drives.

I thought that TVC had a doctor's appoitment today too-is that true? If so we need an official thread, both my wife and I wanna know what on earth is causing him to ride the vomit comet so much.

He's poorly made.

Srsly, probably a combination of diet and medication. And I think his appointment was only for the dentist, apparently all of his travails are dental in nature.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:27:38 PM »

Fingers crossed you die

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:50:11 PM »

actually, triumph, I am indestructible. The vomiting and dental pain are all superficial. It is my curse.

I am getting hellraised right now btw. yay windows mobil

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2008, 02:55:34 PM »

damnit you need noise cancelling headphones...however you'll still hear the drill

Good luck and soldier on, do it for Estelle

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:19:49 PM »

What are you getting done? Hope it all goes well.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2008, 03:25:59 PM »

Nothing to worry about, I'm sure it's safe.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:10:28 PM »

quoth the dentist ' I'm surprised you aren't in more pain than you are'

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:12:41 PM »

what is wrong with your mouth?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:19:17 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:22:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 04:10:28 PM

quoth the dentist ' I'm surprised you aren't in more pain than you are'

tell him you ARE but you aren't a baby and TO PILE ON THE VICODIN

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2008, 04:24:05 PM »

Yeah, make sure he knows you need to take some shit cause ibuprofen isnt working in larger doses.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:49:27 PM »

Mmmm, the dentist's magic candy reminds me of the days when I used to be able to be happy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:50:16 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:49:27 PM

Mmmm, the dentist's magic candy reminds me of the days when I used to be able to be happy.

I can make you happy if you'll let me try

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 25, 2008, 05:50:16 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:49:27 PM
Mmmm, the dentist's magic candy reminds me of the days when I used to be able to be happy.
I can make you happy if you'll let me try

I dunno if even you can top this. I took a valium at the dentist's office, just took some percocet, and now I am watching Francis Ford Coppola's best movie, The Conversation, while drinking the leftover Hurricane from the other night. This is as good as it gets, I think.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:54:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:52:47 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 25, 2008, 05:50:16 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:49:27 PM
Mmmm, the dentist's magic candy reminds me of the days when I used to be able to be happy.
I can make you happy if you'll let me try

I dunno if even you can top this. I took a valium at the dentist's office, just took some percocet, and now I am watching Francis Ford Coppola's best movie, The Conversation, while drinking the leftover Hurricane from the other night. This is as good as it gets, I think.

No one is giving you a massage while keeping respectfully quiet. I could make that happen

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:58:19 PM »

I'm also eating ice cream!

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2008, 05:59:41 PM »

and unfortunately not dead... i lost the bet

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:00:59 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 25, 2008, 05:59:41 PM

and unfortunately not dead... i lost the bet

You may get your chance. Looks like I have to go into surgery twice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:01:29 PM »

good luck $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:02:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:00:59 PM

Quote from: demi on July 25, 2008, 05:59:41 PM
and unfortunately not dead... i lost the bet

You may get your chance. Looks like I have to go into surgery twice.

Be sure to make a quickie at the PO before you GO (you're supposed to say the letters individually for more effect)

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 25, 2008, 06:01:29 PM

good luck $:-\$

I have to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth hacked out, and I have to go to a specialist for one of them because it's weird and sideways.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:07:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:52:47 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 25, 2008, 05:50:16 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 05:49:27 PM
Mmmm, the dentist's magic candy reminds me of the days when I used to be able to be happy.
I can make you happy if you'll let me try

I dunno if even you can top this. I took a valium at the dentist's office, just took some percocet, and now I am watching Francis Ford Coppola's best movie, The Conversation, while drinking the leftover Hurricane from the other night. This is as good as it gets, I think.

Ah, I remember those days. We would eat some muscle relaxers and codeine pills and sit on the porch, drinking a beer or two every hour and being entertained by ANYTHING.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:09:20 PM »

Being that I got Percocet and he didn't even do anything today, I think I got one of the good doctors. And I didn't even have to ask for the valium, he was just like "You look nervous, do you need something?"

The world would be much better if they just gave you valium everywhere. Like, go to Wendy's and get a valium frosty, or to the 7-11 and get valium-infused hurricane.

Pharmacy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:11:05 PM »

think someone might be addicted????????????

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:13:57 PM »

life is an awful buffet of shit and inanity. addiction is our way of reminding god that he fucked up and stuck us with the bill.

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Pharmacy on July 25, 2008, 06:11:05 PM

think someone might be addicted???

I would be if I could. Valium makes my head slow down. It makes me not as self-conscious and neurotic and self-hating because it anesthetizes me to the degree that I no longer give a fuck. It feels so nice to not be nervous and to be able to talk without stumbling over my words and shit.

Crushed · « **Reply #42 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:24:43 PM »

noooooooo, don't go down the amir0x path and base your life upon meaningless chemicals :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:25:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:17:18 PM

Quote from: Pharmacy on July 25, 2008, 06:11:05 PM
think someone might be addicted???

I would be if I could. Valium makes my head slow down. It makes me not as self-conscious and neurotic and self-hating because it anesthetizes me to the degree that I no longer give a fuck. It feels so nice to not be nervous and to be able to talk without stumbling over my words and shit.

You should go to a shrink, get a scrip. Then go to another shrink and get a scrip for some legal speed. Mix them and you'll be as miserable as you are now but with nervous tics.

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:26:20 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 25, 2008, 06:25:17 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: Pharmacy on July 25, 2008, 06:11:05 PM
think someone might be addicted???

I would be if I could. Valium makes my head slow down. It makes me not as self-conscious and neurotic and self-hating because it anesthetizes me to the degree that I no longer give a fuck. It feels so nice to not be nervous and to be able to talk without stumbling over my words and shit.

You should go to a shrink, get a scrip. Then go to another shrink and get a scrip for some legal speed. Mix them and you'll be as miserable as you are now but with nervous tics.

Then all I need to do is fuck an Olsen twin and die and I will achieve my lifelong dream of being this generation's Heath Ledger.

Bocsius · « **Reply #45 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:37:11 PM »

I thought Heath Ledger was already this generation's Heath Ledger?

Eric P · « **Reply #46 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on July 25, 2008, 06:37:11 PM

I thought Heath Ledger was already this generation's Heath Ledger?

don't take his dreams away along with his teeth

Crushed · « **Reply #47 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:39:04 PM »

You have to release a gay cowboy movie first.

Do you have any home videos that fit the bill?

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 06:39:04 PM

You have to release a gay cowboy movie first.

Do you have any home videos that fit the bill?

I could just make public my chat transcripts with Himu. They're pretty gay.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #49 on:** July 25, 2008, 06:55:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:44:43 PM

Quote from: Crushed on July 25, 2008, 06:39:04 PM
You have to release a gay cowboy movie first.

Do you have any home videos that fit the bill?

I could just make public my chat transcripts with Himu. They're pretty gay.

That would make Himu this generation's Jake Gyllenhaal, and I don't think he can quite pull that off. Maybe if they were with Mupepe instead.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #50 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:18:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:04:08 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 25, 2008, 06:01:29 PM
good luck $:-\$

I have to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth hacked out, and I have to go to a specialist for one of them because it's weird and sideways.

Get some gold teeth.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #51 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:27:48 PM »

Iain Banks' Complicity taught me that drugs are better than religion because God is absent but chemicals work.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:37:01 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 25, 2008, 06:25:17 PM

You should go to a shrink, get a scrip.

Not that easy. I have begged, BEGGED a doctor for anti-anxiety meds and all I could get were useless anti depressants.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** July 25, 2008, 07:38:13 PM »

Quote from: Nadal on July 25, 2008, 07:37:01 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 25, 2008, 06:25:17 PM
You should go to a shrink, get a scrip.

Not that easy. I have begged, BEGGED a doctor for anti-anxiety meds and all I could get were useless anti depressants.

You just need to find a shrink that you're smarter than, or that just doesn't give a shit.

E-DuB · « **Reply #54 on:** July 25, 2008, 10:32:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 01:52:29 PM

:'(

Oh god I don't want to die

Sorry I missed it, but what did you have extracted or fixed good man?

FatalT · « **Reply #55 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:15:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 06:04:08 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 25, 2008, 06:01:29 PM
good luck $:-\$

I have to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth hacked out, and I have to go to a specialist for one of them because it's weird and sideways.

MOTHER FUCK

I don't want to read this thread anymore. I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out August 6th and from the looks of the xrays, 1 or 2 of my teeth are growing in sideways.

I HATE YOU

TVC15 · « **Reply #56 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:42:59 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on July 25, 2008, 10:32:42 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 01:52:29 PM
:'(

Oh god I don't want to die

Sorry I missed it, but what did you have extracted or fixed good man?

Long story short, my wisdom teeth came completely in. On the upper jaw, one of the wisdom teeth basically cracked a tooth into 3ish pieces (the tooth had a filling, and thus the wisdom tooth was able to break it, like an egg with a crack in it). These pieces tore upon the gum, which is basically the "eye of the storm." It's under(ish) the broken tooth and has been bleeding steadily for a long ass time. Also, the wisdom tooth that broke it, due to, well, breaking something on entry, came in at an angle described as "sideways." Due to the bleeding, I had one of them there fancy dental infections that had spread all throughout my jaw, and my dentist said he wouldn't be surprised if it had already spread or was on the verge of spreading elsewhere. On the other side of my mouth, there's a lot of pressure in the lower jaw because the wisdom tooth there fits in very tightly, and sometimes it gets stuck on the top wisdom tooth when I try to shut my mouth. Because of this, the top wisdom tooth is also somewhat crooked.

Basically, my wisdom teeth came in and dun fucked things up. The tooth that cracked into three gets removed next visit. I asked how painful it would be, and my dentist said "It will be memorable."

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #57 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:44:33 PM »

Memorable because you'll be so shocked how painless it was?

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:46:49 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 25, 2008, 11:44:33 PM

Memorable because you'll be so shocked how painless it was?

I guess the bright side of this is that there will be no lack of painkillers over the next several months. And fuck, I got percocet today and he didn't even do anything!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** July 25, 2008, 11:48:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 25, 2008, 11:42:59 PM

Basically, my wisdom teeth came in and dun fucked things up. The tooth that cracked into three gets removed next visit. I asked how painful it would be, and my dentist said "It will be memorable."

you'd better get a memorable prescription of valium for this, as well!

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Author Topic: 40 minutes until dentalgeddon :( (Read 7382 times)