Author Topic: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first? (Read 1008 times)

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:36:23 AM »

can I get pics?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:37:30 AM »

Neckbeard on my vagina.

Bildi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:38:29 AM »

Pretty much anyone on EB, so I voted Malek.

And that beard...

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:41:29 AM »

kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:42:30 AM »

Humbert, definitely.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »

Humbert Humbert:

(he's really smart and romantic though)

Peter Sellers:

We all know what Malek looks like.

Sweet Dee:

kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these

I made it work safe.

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:46:33 AM »

Yeah, definitely Malek.

Whether I'm a teenage girl or not.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:48:12 AM »

Can I pretend I'm a pre-teen girl?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:49:22 AM »

sweet dee looks pissed but hot so id go with that

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:50:38 AM »

she beats a mean hobo

Tucah · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:52:00 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:54:38 AM »

I made it work safe.

danke

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:55:45 AM »

Peter Sellers. Dee looks kinda crack whorishish

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2008, 12:58:00 AM »

Dee looks experienced. I look at her and see someone I want at the helm during my perilous journey into statutory love making

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:21:18 AM »

No mupepe option?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:22:08 AM »

Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:24:28 AM »

Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though

You could get the same experience with Malek though with just a bottle of vodka and a print off of his LSAT scores.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:28:13 AM »

No mupepe option?

Yeah, where's Mupepe?

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2008, 07:48:52 AM »

Humbert!

for the gifts and the laffs

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:12:32 AM »

Take that Humbert Humbert and Peter Sellers!

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