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Humbert Humbert
3 (12.5%)
Peter Sellers
5 (20.8%)
Malek
6 (25%)
Sweet Dee
10 (41.7%)

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TVC15

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If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« on: July 29, 2008, 12:35:39 AM »
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MrAngryFace

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 12:36:23 AM »
can I get pics?
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 12:37:30 AM »
Neckbeard on my vagina.
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Bildi

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 12:38:29 AM »
Pretty much anyone on EB, so I voted Malek.

And that beard...  :hump
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 12:41:29 AM »
kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these  :maf
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 12:42:30 AM »
Humbert, definitely.
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TVC15

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory rape you first?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »
Humbert Humbert:

(he's really smart and romantic though)

Peter Sellers:


We all know what Malek looks like.

Sweet Dee:


Quote from: Positive Touch on July 29, 2008, 12:41:29 AM
kind of hard to read eb in public with thread titles like these  :maf

I made it work safe.
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Bildi

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you fir
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 12:46:33 AM »
Yeah, definitely Malek.

Whether I'm a teenage girl or not.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 12:48:12 AM »
Can I pretend I'm a pre-teen girl?
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 12:49:22 AM »
sweet dee looks pissed but hot so id go with that
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 12:50:38 AM »
she beats a mean hobo
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 12:52:00 AM »
Dee
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 12:54:38 AM »
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 12:55:45 AM »
Peter Sellers. Dee looks kinda crack whorishish
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MrAngryFace

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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 12:58:00 AM »
Dee looks experienced. I look at her and see someone I want at the helm during my perilous journey into statutory love making
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you fir
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2008, 01:21:18 AM »
No mupepe option?
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2008, 01:22:08 AM »
Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though :(
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2008, 01:24:28 AM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 29, 2008, 01:22:08 AM
Sweat Dee for sure. She'd probably throw up on my junk though

You could get the same experience with Malek though with just a bottle of vodka and a print off of his LSAT scores.   
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2008, 01:28:13 AM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2008, 01:21:18 AM
No mupepe option?
Yeah, where's Mupepe?
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2008, 07:48:52 AM »
Humbert!

for the gifts and the laffs
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Re: If you were a teenage girl, who would you let statutory make love to you first?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2008, 11:12:32 AM »
Take that Humbert Humbert and Peter Sellers!
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