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Junpei the Tracer!

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I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« on: July 30, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »
It has stuff on Sakuguchi and Bayonetta and um....japanese stuff. Very exciting.
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 03:21:21 PM »
i want bayonetta stuff

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 03:33:26 PM »
bayonetta/itagaki/sakaguchi would do for me.

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 03:35:24 PM »
Itagaki please.
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 03:44:15 PM »
Bayonetta pictures if they have them please.

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 03:47:21 PM »
Post it all.
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 03:48:15 PM »
span a pic of your hand please
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 03:49:19 PM »
Itagaki just rambles for three pages about fighter jet pilots. There's really nothing of value in that interview.
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 04:00:36 PM »
spoiler (click to show/hide)
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tits or gtfo

But I would like to see some bayonetta
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2008, 04:01:06 PM »
Can you scan the Sakaguchi, Uematsu, AND Amano interviews?
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2008, 04:03:22 PM »
Scan the aids, I mean adds
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« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2008, 04:04:17 PM »
Uematsu please.

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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2008, 04:07:39 PM »
ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brian eno > kenji eno > kamiya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all those other douchebags

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 04:12:26 PM »
EGM sucks, go eat some pocky you creep
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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 04:17:47 PM »
Bayonetta:












If you need the scans to be bigger say so. I'll post more soonish.

just make sure to brush your pubes off first.

EGM sucks, go eat some pocky you creep

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2008, 04:26:33 PM »
Kamiya hasn't played Ninja Gaiden?!
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2008, 04:29:39 PM »
Thanks for the scans.

Quote from: Itagaki
We have a saying here in Japan - "The weaker dog barks more" [in regards to Kamiya]

haha


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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2008, 04:33:09 PM »
Ninja dogfighting game set in WW2.

Amazing.

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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2008, 04:33:53 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2008, 04:36:05 PM »
Kamiya hasn't played Ninja Gaiden?!
smh

He might be talking about the old 2D games and not the Itagaki ones.  I mean, when talking about Shinobi he wasn't talking about the PS2 game.

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2008, 04:46:22 PM »
bayonetta to have qte.

how the mighty have fallen.

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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2008, 04:46:41 PM »
Ok, I thought that the main character's suit in Bayonetta was comprised completely of her hair? Why does it look like a latex jumpsuit?
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2008, 04:50:16 PM »
the most powerful attack will make her all nude.

lol japan indeed.

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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2008, 04:54:34 PM »
bayonetta to have qte.

how the mighty have fallen.

Confirmed better than Ninja Gaiden, once more

Itagaki slaughtered on all fronts... embarassing
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2008, 04:57:43 PM »
he wants women, in real life to wear like bayonetta.

that some weird fetish.

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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2008, 05:00:43 PM »
And you want dudes to wear spandex like Itagaki's character... mad homoe
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2008, 05:00:52 PM »
Quick times. Tsk tsk.

Seems Kamiya wasn't asleep the last 8 years, he was carefully reading God of War design documents.

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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2008, 05:02:01 PM »
i like tits.

and he said god of war is the rival series, lmao.

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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2008, 05:12:05 PM »
Oh God of War:

"I guess they're working on a sequel?"

 :lol

Maybe he has been asleep. Itagaki was drunk and speaking in haiku and he comes off as more lucid.

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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2008, 05:12:15 PM »
Okami already had QTEs already.  Nothing new for Kamiya.


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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2008, 05:14:13 PM »
the whole theme of bayonetta attacks is sexiness.

this is embarassing, it's over. 

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« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2008, 05:16:17 PM »
I want to see Bayonetta in action.  Apparently the showing at E3 was awesome, but I don't trust those people that much after the whole Black fiasco.  I have faith in Kamiya for the most part.

the whole theme of bayonetta attacks is sexiness.

this is embarassing, it's over. 

When wast he last time you played a Japanese game? How is this surprising in the least?

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2008, 05:18:30 PM »
i'm trolling you silly.

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2008, 05:20:17 PM »
Kamiya wants to put himself up against a series that actually sells
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cool breeze

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« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2008, 05:21:02 PM »
I'm just saying that anything unnecessarily sexual in a Japanese game is pretty much the standard now.

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« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2008, 05:49:40 PM »
i'm a huge fan of the sexy secretary look, but jesus bayonetta is one of most distinguished mentally-challenged character designs in ages
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« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2008, 05:53:38 PM »
power rangers like designs > wacky jappy fetish

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« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2008, 05:59:33 PM »
those bayonetta bullet points seriously read like a parody of japanese game design

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« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2008, 06:06:31 PM »
The guy did make DMC and Viewtiful Joe.

All trolling aside, he's an action game icon. I'm looking forward to Bayonetta.

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Re: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans?
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2008, 06:08:35 PM »
QTE....ugh.  Does anyone actually enjoy that shit?
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« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2008, 06:14:46 PM »
QTEs are saving gaming, more please
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« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2008, 06:16:08 PM »
i don't mind qtes with non serious games or when i can replay it so i won't miss something important.

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« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2008, 06:19:34 PM »
qtes :bow2
shenmue :bow2

i'd say i'd play a game entirely made up of QTEs but I tried indigo prophecy and those qtes are shitty
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« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2008, 06:23:19 PM »
qtes :bow2
shenmue :bow2

i'd say i'd play a game entirely made up of QTEs but I tried indigo prophecy and those qtes are shitty


I thought you were in the throws of Indigo Prophecy ecstasy?

BTW, I made a thread awhile back on GAF for you dirty Shenmue lovers and Indigo Prophecy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=157601
« Last Edit: July 30, 2008, 06:26:25 PM by Hitler Stole My Potato »
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« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2008, 06:26:56 PM »
The guy did make DMC and Viewtiful Joe.

All trolling aside, he's an action game icon. I'm looking forward to Bayonetta.

And he made the best old style Resident Evil game.

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« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2008, 06:29:29 PM »
which one was that?
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« Reply #46 on: July 30, 2008, 06:30:57 PM »
qtes :bow2
shenmue :bow2

i'd say i'd play a game entirely made up of QTEs but I tried indigo prophecy and those qtes are shitty


I thought you were in the throws of Indigo Prophecy ecstasy?

BTW, I made a thread awhile back on GAF for you dirty Shenmue lovers and Indigo Prophecy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=157601

I was, but I don't like those QTEs. QTEs in IP have nothing to do with what's going on on screen-- they're just Simon Says prompts. At least in God of War you'll get appropriate prompts and a button press being directly linked to an action. IP is just....totally wrong.

And I finished it last night. The game's first 90 minutes are AMAZING. I could play them over and over. But the rest of the game is spectacularly shitty.
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« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2008, 06:32:23 PM »
Well get ready for more of that shit with their new game Chubby Rain.  Feel the emotion as you press up, down, down, up, left, right, up.
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« Reply #48 on: July 30, 2008, 06:45:28 PM »
i'm a huge fan of the sexy secretary look, but jesus bayonetta is one of most distinguished mentally-challenged character designs in ages

she's a regular bullet witch
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« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2008, 06:46:02 PM »
which one was that?

Resident Evil 2

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« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2008, 06:50:02 PM »
fuck yeah, I played the shit out of that game

unlocked the hunk scenario and beat it and shit, I could beat the game in like 1 hour 30 minutes with an S rank etc. not even using a faq I just knew the game inside out. It was awesome
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« Reply #51 on: July 30, 2008, 06:57:00 PM »
fuck yeah, I played the shit out of that game

unlocked the hunk scenario and beat it and shit, I could beat the game in like 1 hour 30 minutes with an S rank etc. not even using a faq I just knew the game inside out. It was awesome
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RE2 is one of the few games I truly mastered.

To get the infinite gatling gun you had to do something ridiculous like beat each characters scenario in under 45 minutes, without using special weapons or health sprays OR saving. Which I did do. And then I think I never touched the game again.

Anyway, the only game to nail QTEs is RE4. Every other game is a sad pretender. Even the mighty God of War doesn't use them right. Inputting a long ass sequence of button presses and stick twirls every 5 minutes is no good. Every damn enemy should not have a QTE fatality. Every damn boss should not be 1 minute of spamming attacks and then a 30 second QTE sequence repeated 10 times.

RE4 kept them tight and clean. QTEs are dodges, jumps, very simple reactions. That's what a QTE should be. A simple little reaction speed test that rewards you with a few seconds of cool looking animation. Not 30 seconds of Simon while your character does an outrageous little dance.

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« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2008, 06:59:12 PM »
that Krauser qte fight was plain bullshit.

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« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2008, 07:01:10 PM »
The Krauser fight is awesome, because it goes on just long enough. It's like, 60 seconds of Dragons Lair, and then back to the real game.

If you don't like the Krauser fight then I'm sorry, you should just walk away from gaming. It has nothing to offer you.

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« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2008, 07:02:04 PM »
Uncharted endgame QTE

RAWR
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« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2008, 07:03:41 PM »
Uncharted's QTEs are sudden and unexpected, making them worse than normal QTEs.
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« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2008, 07:04:55 PM »
i'm still at chapter 5 on master ninja, walking away from gaming is not an option.

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« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2008, 07:06:17 PM »
Kenji Eno times:





There is one more left I can do,if you guys want know why the Japanese aren't caught up to Western devolopers :hippogif
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« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2008, 07:10:56 PM »
so basically 1 new paragraph of info from eno

egm woo
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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2008, 07:32:40 PM »
The Krauser fight is awesome, because it goes on just long enough. It's like, 60 seconds of Dragons Lair, and then back to the real game.

If you don't like the Krauser fight then I'm sorry, you should just walk away from gaming. It has nothing to offer you.

I loved that scene, it was so homo-erotic :hump
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