Author Topic: Drinky Crow and TVC-15 Star In: Stupid Sunday Featuring the Wii! (Read 19680 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 18, 2006, 09:43:42 PM »

So, having 9 days off and nothing better to do with my hours of freedom than be a distinguished mentally-challenged hypocrite, I, Drinky X. Crow, am going to wait in line for a Wii.

I have no idea why I'm doing this. The hardware is crap, the waggle rather disaffecting, and the game lineup worthless outside of shining brilliance that is an Aonuma Zelda. As I told my cohort in this worthless adventure, one TVC X. Fifteen, my irony gland is possibly overdeveloped to the point of mental damage. I'm not even sure I'll buy one, although I fear that after waiting in line amid the most sniveling of gaming fanboys, my wallet will be unpleasantly lighter. Rogue adventures in capitalism can cure even the deepest wounds of the soul.

TVC has his mega-camera and his grotesque collection of various Mac products. I have some camp chairs, blankets, malt beverages, and a PSP. I'd like to start a fistfight with a Nintendo fan, if I can muster the cojones, but I'll probably just smile and nod when one of them tells me in his reedy lisp how he once banged a girl that looked just like Samus Aran and how he also flew to Japan to play in a Smash Brothers tournament -- where he banged a girl that looked just like Kirby.

I promise you this, dirty Evilbore dogs: if this fool and his money are parted, I will write the only HONEST Zelda review you will read. Not sputum of the sort extruded into Pagemaker by 1UP's J. Parish or "The Girthmann" but a REAL HONEST ZELDA review that pulls no fucking punches and will hopefully make Wobedraggled cry unless my mind is blown harder than the Michigan defensive line at a blackACID slumber party.

IT HAS BEGUN.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:45:45 PM »

cigarillo

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:46:57 PM »

Also, I only got like 5 hours of sleep last night, so I will have to abuse over the counter pharmaceuticals to stay awake.

I am bringing:

MacBook Pro (with extra battery)
Digital Rebel XT DSLR
A point and shoot camera that does video and gets decent sound
PSP

Drinky, would you like me to charge up the iBook for you?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:52:54 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:54:53 PM »

I wanna go.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:55:43 PM »

Ok, let me make sure the gay porno is adequately hidden

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:56:34 PM »

Oh, I need DVDs to watch in line. any suggestions?

www.indarktrees.com/Library

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:06:50 PM »

Bad Taste
Cabin Fever
Dazed and Confused
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind :huggles:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Oldboy
Pulp Fiction
Rambo III
Shaun of the Dead
V for Vendetta (I'm watching it on HD DVD and for the first time and I'm disappointed so far)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:10:32 PM »

EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO: I am going to drink an entire 12-pack of PBR while waiting.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 10:10:32 PM

EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO: I am going to drink an entire 12-pack of PBR while waiting.

Holy shit! I'm going to drink a 12 pack of Budweiser in spirit with you! And then I'm going make pinatas fight each other!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:12:53 PM »

Watch Die Hard, you flaming cigarillo.

Your Zelda review just might decide whether or not I get a Wii anytime soon.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:14:46 PM »

Ok, so far here is what I have:

Hostel
Sealab Season 2 (featuring the Bizarros)
Blue Velvet
Hellraiser 2

The last 2 were at Drinky's request. What else would be fun, interesting, and offensive to ninfags?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:14:50 PM »

that reminds me, i need to mail a pair of evilboreans their promo copies of excitetruck monday

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:15:35 PM »

RAMBO III!!!

Nintards can't stand violence!!

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:20:59 PM »

Okay, it looks like Hostel is out because Drinky doesn't like violence towards women.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:21:55 PM »

I don't mind ARTFUL violence towards women, before someone points out that I nominated Blue Velvet!

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:25:13 PM »

shaun of the dead you faggit

dagner 500000 volts you faggit

spaced you faggit

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 10:21:55 PM

I don't mind ARTFUL violence towards women, before someone points out that I nominated Blue Velvet!

Boxing Helena ftw

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:30:54 PM »

that was a very odd-ass movie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:31:00 PM »

I don't have those DVDs. Anyway, we can't understand those people's fucked up accents.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:32:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 18, 2006, 10:31:00 PM

I don't have those DVDs. Anyway, we can't understand those people's fucked up accents.

god i hope you are banned

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 10:30:54 PM

that was a very odd-ass movie.

Yeah, who would have thought, with Jeremy Irons and all..

Still, chopping up your woman into a torso > *

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:45:29 PM »

im picking mine up at 10 in the morn

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:54:33 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on November 18, 2006, 10:34:29 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 10:30:54 PM
that was a very odd-ass movie.

Yeah, who would have thought, with Jeremy Irons and all..

Still, chopping up your woman into a torso > *

And directed by David Lynch's daughter, aka the the woman whose birth inspired Eraserhead!

Vizzys · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:55:35 PM »

Take Pics of the Nfags

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:56:03 PM »

we're gonna fer sure

VALIS · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:14:45 PM »

This should be good. And Drinky's "anticipation" for the Wii resembles my own. I've had one pre-ordered via Amazon for a couple months now... and I don't know why. I'm not really interested in waggling. Mini game collections are alright but much better suited for the toilet rather than the couch. Sounds like a pain in the dick to hook up. But, yeah, Zelda's cool. And it's only $250. I dunno. *shrug*

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 18, 2006, 10:14:46 PM

Sealab Season 2 (featuring the Bizarros)

I watched that last night in a drunken haze and contemplated getting a Captain Murphy tattoo, but thankfully I couldn't really stand up much less drive to a tattoo parlor.

Christopher · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:19:28 PM »

:gay.

But no I'm rather looking foward to Drinky's opinons on the Zelda Wii as we know he won't be holding back a damn thing. Please Drinky let us know about the waggle too tonight...I'm studying my ass off but I wouldn't mind what to read what Drinky has to say on the issues at hand.

I expect tons of pictures of fatties in hoodies.

Polari · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:36:31 PM »

That you two are camping out for a Wii yet continue to think you have something over Nintendo fans is pretty funny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:36:48 PM »

Drinky, PLEASE don't get Zelda for the Wii

I want your Gamecube review first, not a blast on the Nintendono Zeruda Wiik version

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:38:01 PM »

Man, I wish I could be there. I'm going to go drink at a friend's b-day party, I'll poor one out for you guys.

Also, take the entire Flying Circus collection if you guys haven't left already. Sure it's big and unwieldy, but whatever. It's awesomeness.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:39:12 PM »

Polari, objects rushing by a heavy inert object can create small vacuums in which sound is created

Polari · « **Reply #32 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:40:07 PM »

What if Drinky enjoys the waggle?

Will he admit it?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:40:37 PM »

That's the BIG PLOT TWIST what'll keep you up all night!

Polari · « **Reply #34 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:41:51 PM »

Also, why does TVC own TWO series of Little Britain on DVD?

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 11:40:37 PM

That's the BIG PLOT TWIST what'll keep you up all night!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:46:39 PM »

I think he owns Season 3 as well

eeh eeeh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Polari · « **Reply #36 on:** November 18, 2006, 11:48:07 PM »

LOL COMPUTER SAYS NO LOL

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:03:24 AM »

oh, and if I get a Wii, I will microwave the Wii Sports disc in THE NAME OF SAINT CORNELIUS.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:08:36 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 18, 2006, 11:46:39 PM

I think he owns Season 3 as well

eeh eeeh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

I didn't grab season 3. I wanted to hear impressions after the meh-y season 2.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:30:09 AM »

You do realize that the PSPs you'll be playing while waiting in line have a better screen resolution than some of the Wii launch games, right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:36:15 AM »

You guys better get pics of the crowd. And maybe pretend to work for 1UP and have Drinky ask some Ntards hard questions.

Drinky: For the last few months Nintendo has advocated "innovation", but in reality they seem to prefer re-release old games and such. So we get compilations, Virtual Console, Gamecube 2.0, etc
Ntard: ...I'm calling my mother

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:54:36 AM »

God, I don't even know why I'm buying a Wii tomorrow. I'm not even that interested in Zelda. I think it's the Virtual Console that I'm most interested in.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:55:24 AM »

Does your daughter like games?

Vizzys · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:00:51 AM »

Needs more earthbound. Is it on the VC list?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:02:57 AM »

So far only classic, good games are announced for the Virtual Console

etiolate · « **Reply #45 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:27:04 AM »

Why not bring your DS?

Vizzys · « **Reply #46 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:27:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 01:02:57 AM

So far only classic, good games are announced for the Virtual Console

Fuck off.

I hear the jap users are getting it, faggle.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:32:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 12:55:24 AM

Does your daughter like games?

She loves games. But she loves stuff like Gears of War haha. I don't see her being that enthralled by the Wii. But I guess Wii'll see. lolz

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:41:13 AM »

I haven't seen her in years $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:43:55 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 01:41:13 AM

I haven't seen her in years $:-\$

lolz, don't exaggerate baby boo. More like one year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:50:27 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 01:32:37 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 12:55:24 AM
Does your daughter like games?
She loves games. But she loves stuff like Gears of War haha. I don't see her being that enthralled by the Wii. But I guess Wii'll see. lolz

Wow, you're daughter sounds hardcore. Does she drink beers and smack you in the face too? "Get over here you beaner mother fucker and feed mah tummah!"

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:51:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 01:50:27 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 01:32:37 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 12:55:24 AM
Does your daughter like games?
She loves games. But she loves stuff like Gears of War haha. I don't see her being that enthralled by the Wii. But I guess Wii'll see. lolz

Wow, you're daughter sounds hardcore. Does she drink beers and smack you in the face too? "Get over here you beaner mother fucker and feed mah tummah!"

She's just not into kids games. I bought her all sorts of kid games for the PS2 and she hated them. She preferred GTA.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:03:20 AM »

Dude, can you blame her? What kind of kids games? They don't make good kids games like they used to. These days if it's for kids, it usually guaranteed SUCK.

Vizzys · « **Reply #53 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:06:51 AM »

Have you seen the cartoons kids watch today? Horrendous.

Id rather buy them fucking blood filled anime and make them watch that crap.

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:08:16 AM »

She likes Akira, Viz!

I bought her most of the shitty Disney/Dreamworks games thinking "Hey, she likes the movies, she'll like the game!" Wrong.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:09:39 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 02:03:20 AM

Dude, can you blame her? What kind of kids games? They don't make good kids games like they used to. These days if it's for kids, it usually guaranteed SUCK.

Isn't ironic you like Nintendo games

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:10:11 AM »

Quote from: Viz on November 19, 2006, 02:06:51 AM

Have you seen the cartoons kids watch today? Horrendous.

Id rather buy them fucking blood filled anime and make them watch that crap.

it totally sucks that when i have kids, they won't get to experience the joy of getting up at 6 in the morn to watch cartoons.

That's something I wanted to do with my kids $:-\$

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:09:39 AM

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 02:03:20 AM
Dude, can you blame her? What kind of kids games? They don't make good kids games like they used to. These days if it's for kids, it usually guaranteed SUCK.

Isn't ironic you like Nintendo games

....You're the nbot, not me. I don't even have a gamecube. ahahah.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:11:38 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 02:10:11 AM

Quote from: Viz on November 19, 2006, 02:06:51 AM
Have you seen the cartoons kids watch today? Horrendous.

Id rather buy them fucking blood filled anime and make them watch that crap.

it totally sucks that when i have kids, they won't get to experience the joy of getting up at 6 in the morn to watch cartoons.

That's something I wanted to do with my kids $:-\$

$:-\$ qft

I remember getting up every Sat. morning around 6am to see

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sailor Moon. First mother fucker who laughs gets a tooth stuck up their cock

[close]

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:13:03 AM »

I got up at 6:30 every morning to watch DBZ on Saturdays. Watched that shit before it on CN lol

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #59 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:14:04 AM »

I don't remember watching any cartoons in particular on Saturday mornings. I was more of a WB afternoon cartoons guy.

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Author Topic: Drinky Crow and TVC-15 Star In: Stupid Sunday Featuring the Wii! (Read 19680 times)