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Winnipeg is a shitty city
« on: August 08, 2008, 06:03:03 PM »
To be fair, I've only really seen Fort Garry, which is a spread out suburb full of strip malls, industrial parks, and ugly low rise apartment building. It's not going to be fun walking 40 minutes to the law building in minus 30 weather.

At least the campus is nice. Why can't cities look more like university campuses. (maybe I should move to Europe.)

Canada only has a few decent cities*:

Montreal, parts of Ottawa, Kingston, and Vancouver--if you're a hippie who likes to live in cramped condos

Stay away from all other Canadian cities, especially Brampton.

*Burlington is a decent suburb

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 06:05:20 PM »
You should have came here.  Some people call it the Paris of the prairies.  Though some people are also delusional. 

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 06:10:16 PM »
You should have came here.  Some people call it the Paris of the prairies.  Though some people are also delusional. 

I can see the Paris of the Prairies. It's all relative.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_Is_a_Frozen_Shithole
There's even an album about it.

Currently, it's a humid shithole.

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 06:16:19 PM »
it really is a beautiful city ...if you don't count the architecture. 




Also did you know that most of Manitoba is a shallow valley and tends to flood.   Just saying. 

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 06:18:25 PM »

Also did you know that most of Manitoba is a shallow valley and tends to flood.   Just saying. 


Makes sense: sometimes a toilet gets flooded.

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 07:38:58 PM »

Also did you know that most of Manitoba is a shallow valley and tends to flood.   Just saying. 


Makes sense: sometimes a toilet gets flooded.

:lol

Anyway, I doubt Winnipeg is much worse than Halifax. I kind of thought Halifax was shithole too when I first started dental school at Dal. The truth is that you get so busy that you forget all about it. And making friends in grad school makes it so much better since they can show you all the cool parts of the city.

You pretty much nailed it in your OP, though. Canada doesn't have a lot of great cities outside of the ones you listed. I'd love to specialize or work in Montreal if I get the chance. I would imagine that it would be kind of hard though since Halifax is home to me.

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 07:45:15 PM »
Since I can't speak French fluently, I couldn't work in Quebec as a lawyer. Would not like the provincial income tax anyway.

Halifax isn't that bad, CurseoftheGods. It's probably the best city in the East Coast. Not like that's saying anything.

By the way, I have a terrible sun burn on my face and neck. I spent six hours walking in the hot sun during the middle of the say. I'm in pain!

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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 08:43:20 PM »


By the way, I have a terrible sun burn on my face and neck. I spent six hours walking in the hot sun during the middle of the say. I'm in pain!

Did you shave before you went? 

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 08:48:00 PM »
By the way, I have a terrible sun burn on my face and neck. I spent six hours walking in the hot sun during the middle of the say. I'm in pain!

That blows. Hope you feel better soon, Malek. :(

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »
As I was coming back from Wendy's to my hotel, I watched nearly two dozen Mexican migrant workers get out of two vans and a pick-up truck. Thanks America for your terrible economy and terrible immigration policy.

You're going to the U of M?  That's where I went to University.

The campus is nice.  If you want to see the other nice part of the city, head to the Forks.  After that, good luck.  It's a really shitty, depressing city.  Stay out of the North End.  If you've hit Ellice, you've gone too far.

Yeah, I'm going to the law school here. And the campus is indeed nice, with the exception of some of the science buildings.

Is the Forks the small downtown area?



By the way, I have a terrible sun burn on my face and neck. I spent six hours walking in the hot sun during the middle of the say. I'm in pain!

Did you shave before you went? 
I should have been more specific; the back of my neck and my nose is burnt.

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2008, 04:02:04 AM »
All cities are shitty, Malek.  Listen to That's Not Me by the Beach Boys.  You will be miserable wherever you are, because that's who you are.
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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2008, 07:52:39 AM »
You're going to the U of M? That's where I went to University.

The campus is nice.  If you want to see the other nice part of the city, head to the Forks.  After that, good luck.  It's a really shitty, depressing city.  Stay out of the North End.  If you've hit Ellice, you've gone too far.

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2008, 09:13:54 AM »
What makes the other cities shit? Dirty? Lawless? Or just boring?

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2008, 05:58:59 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_Is_a_Frozen_Shithole
There's even an album about it.

I love the tracklist

   1. "Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole" – 4:32
   2. "Winnipeg Is a Dogshit Dildo" – 3:53
   3. "Winnipeg Is Fucking Over" – 6:25
   4. "Winnipeg Is Steven Stapleton's Armpit" – 2:52
   5. "Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die" – 7:01
   6. "Winnipeg as Mandatory Scat Feed" – 6:49
   7. "Winnie the Dog Pooh (Not Half remix)" – 4:06
   8. "Winnipeg Is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries (Fanny remix)" – 2:43
   9. "Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die (Spreading the Hepatitis SKM-ETR Style)" – 5:17
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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2008, 07:49:38 PM »
Back in Mississauga.

All cities are shitty, Malek.  Listen to That's Not Me by the Beach Boys.  You will be miserable wherever you are, because that's who you are.

I think this is correct. But, not to sound like Jotaro, bad architecture, bland strip malls, and ugly people affect me. Yeah, I'm going to be miserable no matter where I am, but there are different levels of misery.

Nah, the small downtown area is Osborne Village.  It's an alright place if you like your culture a bit hipster.  The Forks is the big park/tourist trap by the riverside.  If you're riding the buses, you want to take a 60 Pembina to Graham Ave, then take one of the free shuttles (a number 1 or 2 will suffice) to the Forks.  It's really nice in the summer.

If you aren't on public transit, just drive up Pembina to Confusion Corner, head into the Village, go over the bridge, then head right down Broadway.  When you see the old CP Rail building, you're pretty much there.



Oscar, do you still live in Winnipeg?

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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2008, 08:31:42 PM »
LOL, the prairies.  :lol

Nothin' wrong with T.O, imo, apart from the traffic.
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Re: Winnipeg is a shitty city
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2008, 09:32:08 PM »
Why did you move to Japan? Not that you need a reason to leave Winnipeg.