The Too Human Thread of BamYouHaveAids is a loser

[cool breeze]

Is Haze really that bad? the demo felt like Halo .5 or something.  It actually made me appreciate, and even want to go play Halo 3 (which I did for that week)

I wanted to rent it.

[FFXIII360]

It doesnt look like its as bad as haze or lair but the guy sure is bitter. But yeah, 10 years in the making and now really bad reviews? All it needs now is it turns out to be a commercial failure and the guy will really go loco. The people @ GAF must be scared shit since he already stalked some of their members. Shame that wont happen since 360 owners buy all games no mather how bad they are.

Who the hell are you?

Some guy from italy that you probably know

[demi]

Do you have a big cock like me? It is good being Italian

[FFXIII360]

Do you have a big cock like me? It is good being Italian

Dont know. Never seen your cock before

[FFXIII360]

It doesnt look like its as bad as haze or lair but the guy sure is bitter. But yeah, 10 years in the making and now really bad reviews? All it needs now is it turns out to be a commercial failure and the guy will really go loco. The people @ GAF must be scared shit since he already stalked some of their members. Shame that wont happen since 360 owners buy all games no mather how bad they are.

Who the hell are you?

Some guy from italy that you probably know

You have the worst username I have ever seen.

Yeah so? Fuck do I care

[demi]

Do you have a big cock like me? It is good being Italian

Dont know. Never seen your cock before

Want to compare?

[FFXIII360]

Do you have a big cock like me? It is good being Italian

Dont know. Never seen your cock before

Want to compare?

Hellz yeah!

[Brehvolution]

It doesnt look like its as bad as haze or lair but the guy sure is bitter. But yeah, 10 years in the making and now really bad reviews? All it needs now is it turns out to be a commercial failure and the guy will really go loco. The people @ GAF must be scared shit since he already stalked some of their members. Shame that wont happen since 360 owners buy all games no mather how bad they are.

Who the hell are you?

Some guy from italy that you probably know

Chef Boyardee?

[Kestastrophe]

Hellz yeah!

Are you one of those racist squirrels from the PSP commercials a few years back?

[duckman2000]

Holy shit, a low score from TeamXbox? 

Someone should remind the author of NeoGAFs official Too Human thread to update the OP with review excerpts, perhaps in place of the preview stuff. It's what The Dyack would want.

[demi]

No

[duckman2000]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

[Great Rumbler]

It doesnt look like its as bad as haze or lair but the guy sure is bitter. But yeah, 10 years in the making and now really bad reviews? All it needs now is it turns out to be a commercial failure and the guy will really go loco. The people @ GAF must be scared shit since he already stalked some of their members. Shame that wont happen since 360 owners buy all games no mather how bad they are.

Who the hell are you?

Isn't he the guy that got banned from GAF a few days ago for making a bunch of stupid posts?

[duckman2000]

Normally, 6-7 is "good". I don't know what kind of skewed metrics you use.

Blame the critics, they are the ones that have traditionally abused it to the point where a score of 6-7 indicates mediocrity. Regardless, it's a shit score for a "high profile" game that had everything going for it.

[cool breeze]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

The release of Too Human showed that Xbox fans can be as insecure and defensive as Sony fans.  Reading some of the comments after the reviews trickled out were hilarious.  Shit like "oh, but clearly this is a love it or hate it game, so other reviews will love it" was so bogus, even before other reviews down on the game came out.

[maxy]

Fanboy metric=everything bellow 9 is crap.Even 9 is not too good,i have seen some meltdowns over MGS4 scoring 9

[demi]

Well my defense is that the guy who reviewed Too Human on GameSpot apparently gave Blue Dragon a low score too (McDragon told me this I think), so that guy's opinion is fucktarded.

[cool breeze]

Fanboy metric=everything bellow 9 is crap.Even 9 is not too good,i have seen some meltdowns over MGS4 scoring 9

Blame the school system.

Everyone is used to the 90-100 = A, 80-90 = B, 70-80 = C, and everything below that meaning you done did bad.  People can't grasp that on every review scale that 5 is the average, so 6 to 10 are all technically good scores.  And by people, I also mean the stupid reviewers who apparently can't follow their own metric.

[Great Rumbler]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

Normally, 6-7 is "good". I don't know what kind of skewed metrics you use.

But for Too Human, its bad, because it was hyped to the skies.

When you're paying $60 for a game, would you rather have something that gets 6 or 7 when there's plenty of games that get 8's and 9's out there? I'll rent a DVD that gets 6's or watch a movie that gets 6's because I might end up enjoying it, but this is a bit different.

And considering what most high profile games get these days, a 6 or 7 is low.

[Great Rumbler]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

Normally, 6-7 is "good". I don't know what kind of skewed metrics you use.

But for Too Human, its bad, because it was hyped to the skies.

When you're paying $60 for a game, would you rather have something that gets 6 or 7 when there's plenty of games that get 8's and 9's out there? I'll rent a DVD that gets 6's or watch a movie that gets 6's because I might end up enjoying it, but this is a bit different.

And considering what most high profile games get these days, a 6 or 7 is low.

GTA4 got a meta critic of 98. 98!!!!! I paid full price for a game with super high scores and I fucking hated it.
Crackdown has a meta critic of 83 and I paid full price for it, and its the game I played the most (besides EDF) this generation by far.

Reviews scores can't dictate how I'll enjoy the game.

My problem with Too Human is the complaints people have with the game. They are things that make me realize how amateur the whole game is, so a 6.5 avg seems fitting.

but GTA4 at 9.8??

Give me a fucking break.

Don't get me wrong, if there's a game I really want I'll use take the plunge even if the reviews aren't too favorable. And I got burned on GTA4 just like a lot of other people did.

But I've been on the fence about Too Human and seeing a lot of at-best lukewarm reviews has convinced me to pass on it. Plus, I thought the demo was really bland.

I still think that on the whole games that get 8-9 are significantly better than those that get 6-7. Not all the time, certainly, but mostly so.

[cool breeze]

That love it / hate it argument is so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

The love/hate argument is a love it or hate it affair.

[duckman2000]

And considering what most high profile games get these days, a 6 or 7 is low.

10= Best Ever
9= Great
8= Awesome to Decent
7= Somewhat decent, but with plenty of shit-stains
6= Shitty Shit
5= Smelly Shitty Shit
1 through 5 offers little more than a lulz & punishment range

That's how the system really works, at least among US publications/sites. Whether you agree or disagree with their judgment, that's a different matter. But the 6-7 range does in no way indicate "good"

[duckman2000]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=331932

I wonder if this means that the Official Thread will be open for trolling? 

[Smooth Groove]

And considering what most high profile games get these days, a 6 or 7 is low.

10= Best Ever
9= Great
8= Awesome to Decent
7= Somewhat decent, but with plenty of shit-stains
6= Shitty Shit
5= Smelly Shitty Shit
1 through 5 offers little more than a lulz & punishment range

That's how the system really works, at least among US publications/sites. Whether you agree or disagree with their judgment, that's a different matter. But the 6-7 range does in no way indicate "good"

A 7 on Gamespot and Cnet still indicate that a product is good.  Which is kinda dumb since we're all trained to think of 70% as the passing minimum. 

[demi]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

[Smooth Groove]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

Some sfags were praising Lair's sixaxis controls for its realistic simulation of dragon riding!  I doubt we'd ever see anything that stupid coming from Xbots. 

[Crushed]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

Okay, calling him out was stupid, but banning him? Christ, that's just childish.

[cool breeze]

Before that new thread, I would say that gaf as a whole slightly had more face...but now it is all kinds of sad.

[duckman2000]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

Some sfags were praising Lair's sixaxis controls for its realistic simulation of dragon riding!  I doubt we'd ever see anything that stupid coming from Xbots. 

Perhaps not, but on the flipside, I doubt the hardened Xbots have it in them to disown a game that so clearly deserves to be disowned. Force training, it'll be good on the 4th run! As said, Xbots have more of a Cubite thing going on, and it all smells suspiciously of Kirby Air Ride and its fans.

[Smooth Groove]

That ban is almost as arbitrary as Maf banning Ichi for PMing him one too many times.

[duckman2000]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

Okay, calling him out was stupid, but banning him? Christ, that's just childish.

I wonder though how many GAFers would have been banned had Dyack been an admin. Seems fair to me, but also stupid. It just gives him a convenient exit.

[Great Rumbler]

Dyack got banned. 

So how long before he becomes a regular here?

[demi]

If Dyack is reading, you are always welcome here - so I can ask you inappropriate questions

[Smooth Groove]

It'll be mighty amusing to watch Xbots cling to Play, or something. We're already seeing claims that 6-7/10 is "good" as opposed to "crap" (never mind the fact that the current high score comes from Maxim), and I'm sure some of the Xbots will fall in line with Dyack's latest claim, that people just don't get Too Human. Perhaps it's just too hardcore? This is not their Lair or Haze, it's their Kirby Air Ride.

Some sfags were praising Lair's sixaxis controls for its realistic simulation of dragon riding!  I doubt we'd ever see anything that stupid coming from Xbots.  

Perhaps not, but on the flipside, I doubt the hardened Xbots have it in them to disown a game that so clearly deserves to be disowned. Force training, it'll be good on the 4th run! As said, Xbots have more of a Cubite thing going on, and it all smells suspiciously of Kirby Air Ride and its fans.

Yeah, it was pretty clear the game was going to be average at best.  You're gonna be wasting a lot of money in this expensive hobby if you can't tell that much.  

[Kestastrophe]

What a douchebag. GAF officially becomes a totalitarian state. Everybody knows Dyack was a major fucktard in those GAF threads, why did Tyler have to stoop even lower

And thank Baldur that I invited Denis yesterday instead of waiting until today. Phew

[Purple Filth]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

Okay, calling him out was stupid, but banning him? Christ, that's just childish.

I wonder though how many GAFers would have been banned had Dyack been an admin. Seems fair to me, but also stupid. It just gives him a convenient exit.

Sadly the argument on both side seems to have impulsive man-children that don't like their babies getting slandered which makes it more sad.

The banning just adds to it and as you said gives Dyack a new excuse ("see they even banned me, wha, wha, wha")

[demi]

Do your part to keep Dyack around by buying Too Human :canada

[duckman2000]

What a douchebag. GAF officially becomes a totalitarian state. Everybody knows Dyack was a major fucktard in those GAF threads, why did Tyler have to stoop even lower

It's "funny" though, how fast people jump on the opportunity to praise the banning of others. Yeah man, you sure showed him, go the police! Banzored lulz. Not saying that Dyack hasn't done his share of stupid somersaults over there, but this group mentality of praising administrative action and subsequently its effect on debate, regardless of how lame the debate is, is just disturbing.

[demi]

I'll give Dyack one of my sock accounts... where can I contact him at

[Kestastrophe]

I agree Ducky. Did you see what EL said to skip(1up podcast guy) in that thread?

a new level of sad.

As sad as several of your coworkers sitting in silence on 1up Yours for an hour of one-sided Dyack tripe, too dumbfounded to provide any sort of critical examination of his points? Hopefully not as sad as that, because then I'd be pretty embarrassed.

Major sand in vagina

[duckman2000]

Even worse is that these idiots, the common GAFers who have been blindly flaming the game simply because that's the kind of douchebags that they are, seem to think that they won something. By their stinking, worthless trolling "efforts" and their association with a forum that likes to, you know, ban people. Remarkably, I remember when I recommended that place to another dude on the basis that it was a free forum with an administration that didn't mind heated discussion and mostly banned apparent douchebags.

[Kestastrophe]

Hey look, I fit in perfectly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12452150&postcount=337

fucking mindless distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

[Smooth Groove]

Hey look, I fit in perfectly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12452150&postcount=337

fucking mindless distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

Thanks for reminding me why I don't read that forum.

But I did get some laughs from seeing Sporsk still angling to be remodded.  What a cigarillo.

[demi]

Man I'm gonna have to make a new thread tomorrow just for the game itself at this point...

[Smooth Groove]

Demi, can't you get Dyack's email from the info you've got at work?  Email him directly about your admiration for him. 

[demi]

Nah I got it covered, I sent him a message

[cool breeze]

I agree Ducky. Did you see what EL said to skip(1up podcast guy) in that thread?

a new level of sad.

As sad as several of your coworkers sitting in silence on 1up Yours for an hour of one-sided Dyack tripe, too dumbfounded to provide any sort of critical examination of his points? Hopefully not as sad as that, because then I'd be pretty embarrassed.

Major sand in vagina

Yeah, that comment was just really just pathetic on so many levels.

[maxy]

Wow,i knew that gaf was full of fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged fellows,but this is really new low.
Ban him,he said something bad about us,that will show him for sure
Next step ban the words Dennis,Dyack,Too,Human

[Bocsius]

Dyack never should have concerned himself with what GAF thinks. Having said that, EviLore is such a baby. Grow some thicker skin, the both of you.

[duckman2000]

Wow,i knew that gaf was full of fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged fellows,but this is really new low.
Ban him,he said something bad about us,that will show him for sure
Next step ban the words Dennis,Dyack,Too,Human

It goes beyond that. Yes, we accomplished something, our mindless bashing and hateful remarks really made a difference! We're The NeoGAF, and our lord has banished Him who angered us (by criticizing our nasty contributions).

[duckman2000]

Dyack never should have concerned himself with what GAF thinks. Having said that, EviLore is such a baby. Grow some thicker skin, the both of you.

Yeah... it's not that I think Dyack is innocent here, but the group attitude in that thread is just down right disgusting. No, motherfuckers, you accomplished nothing. Having your admin exercise his "influence" by ways of banning someone isn't a great victory.

[Smooth Groove]

Why do Gaffots treat Evilore like God?  He can't even afford a PC 1/2 as expensive as mine. 

[AdmiralViscen]

So are there more than a handful of people at GAF who are actually trying to say this game is excellent, or is AA shadowboxing again?

Hey look, I fit in perfectly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12452150&postcount=337

fucking mindless distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

Thanks for reminding me why I don't read that forum.

But I did get some laughs from seeing Sporsk still angling to be remodded.  What a cigarillo.

This I'll glance at GAF for, link plz

[FlameOfCallandor]

Dyack never should have concerned himself with what GAF thinks. Having said that, EviLore is such a baby. Grow some thicker skin, the both of you.

Yeah... it's not that I think Dyack is innocent here, but the group attitude in that thread is just down right disgusting. No, motherfuckers, you accomplished nothing. Having your admin exercise his "influence" by ways of banning someone isn't a great victory.

Sort of like leppering someone isnt a great victory either...

[Smooth Groove]

So are there more than a handful of people at GAF who are actually trying to say this game is excellent, or is AA shadowboxing again?

Hey look, I fit in perfectly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12452150&postcount=337

fucking mindless distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

Thanks for reminding me why I don't read that forum.

But I did get some laughs from seeing Sporsk still angling to be remodded.  What a cigarillo.

This I'll glance at GAF for, link plz

Just read all of Sporks' posts in that thread.  He's brown-nosing Evilore in each post.  

[Purple Filth]

oh my god.

I knew Tyler was fucking pathetic, but this just really proves it.

gonna be your quartertothree material?

[demi]

REVELATIONS ABOUND

[Flannel Boy]

"Tyler is my hero."

 

[Ganhyun]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

I thought skip would get banned too for somewhat arguing with him there.

[Joe Molotov]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

I thought skip would get banned too for somewhat arguing with him there.

Yeah, he was realllllly close!

Imagine what banning Skip would do to 1up!

It would be the final nail in their coffin!

Then everybody at GAF would be like:

"Wooo, yeah EviLore, you're so awesome, have my babies! Skip got fuckowned, that's what he gets for having a crappy podcast. BANHAMMER! PWNED! startrek.gif"