The Too Human Thread of BamYouHaveAids is a loser

[Flannel Boy]

Wow, he actually banned Dyack. What a fucking loser. Dyack with the checkmate.

I thought skip would get banned too for somewhat arguing with him there.

Yeah, he was realllllly close!

Imagine what banning Skip would do to 1up!

It would be the final nail in their coffin!

Then everybody at GAF would be like:

"Wooo, yeah EviLore, you're so awesome, have my babies! Skip got fuckowned, that's what he gets for having a crappy podcast. PWNED! startrek.gif"

That about sums it up.

[Snuflupagulus]

is this eviload's revenge on the 'bore?

are all those banned going to show up here?  really, the cream of the xboxxen tribe is already present.  can evilbore survive the flood of xbotten-lite?  do you want squatingyeti clones to incessantly agree with you?  really? trying times at teh evilbore. trying times.

oh well.  welcome denis and you're too shitty-shitty game.  you'll like it here better, so sign-up.   :elf

[Smooth Groove]

is this eviload's revenge on the 'bore?

are all those banned going to show up here?  really, the cream of the xboxxen tribe is already present.  can evilbore survive the flood of xbotten-lite?  do you want squatingyeti clones to incessantly agree with you?  really? trying times at teh evilbore. trying times.

oh well.  welcome denis and you're too shitty-shitty game.  you'll like it here better, so sign-up.   :elf

BlackStallion this account ASAP.

[Crushed]

I can only hope QT3 responds by banning Evilore with a similar thread.

[demi]

Snuflupagulus (i think you spelled that wrong) - Nah I doubt that will happen. Besides I doubt they will be as mental as JustinP with his Analog tirade. I'm willing to give a user a second chance to not be a fucktarded nerdlinger. You dont see Crushed acting as fucktarded as he did before. We can change you... change you

[Snuflupagulus]

Snuflupagulus (i think you spelled that wrong) - Nah I doubt that will happen. Besides I doubt they will be as mental as JustinP with his Analog tirade. I'm willing to give a user a second chance to not be a fucktarded nerdlinger. You dont see Crushed acting as fucktarded as he did before. We can change you... change you

oh, i'm with you .  just worried that lurking won't be as enjoyable as I have to separate wheat from chaff.

I'll play too human as soon as dfyb releases the LBP level.  right now, i've got to make some more money for that million dollar house in Fable.

smooth groove  .

[Tundra]

It's difficult to see who is the winner or the loser here...

[Joe Molotov]

It was a big win for people with IQs of less than 80, a loss for everyone higher.

[Snuflupagulus]

It was a big win for people with IQs of less than 80, a loss for everyone higher.

[Bocsius]

Dyack wins. Even if he wants to communicate directly with GAF, he can't. How could he possibly fail this one? Er..

Note to Dyack: Do not use one of demi's alts.

[duckman2000]

Some people I used to consider reasonable characters are cheering Evilore on. I guess it's a good thing I never bothered steering them in this direction.

[demi]

Is Cartman the greatest character ever? I'm inclined to agree. If only he were older.

[Kestastrophe]

By virtue of GAF's admissions & membership process and TOS, it is probably the best gaming forum in terms of overall quality and breadth of discussion.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12453430&postcount=669

[Grecco]

At the risk of sounding like a gaftard cheerleader. I have no problems with Dyacks banning. After that shitty interview where he shat on the entire forum why not ban him?

The Guy is a delusional twat. Should have been banned weeks ago instead of letting him shill his mediocre game in a sanitized official thread.

[demi]

I called EB and they said tomorrow... man this is going to be a long wait

[duckman2000]

At the risk of sounding like a gaftard cheerleader. I have no problems with Dyacks banning. After that shitty interview where he shat on the entire forum why not ban him?

The Guy is a delusional twat. Should have been banned weeks ago instead of letting him shill his mediocre game in a sanitized official thread.

I'm not even questioning the ban in itself, or Evilores actions, but I am wondering where this air of righteousness among common GAFers comes from. The whole debacle started in part because GAFtards were being themselves, shitting on the game and Dyack as a person. That does not warrant them any sense of pride, or any pats on the back for a job well done. This is just the final word in debacle in which most of these twits contributed little more than baseless insults and group-minded attack patterns. Dyack may be a pompous, delusional man who has now lost it, but most of these dudes who are now celebrating this administrative action are much worse, and much less, than that.

[Eel O'Brian]

i see skip realized which side his podcast bread is buttered on

[Grecco]

At the risk of sounding like a gaftard cheerleader. I have no problems with Dyacks banning. After that shitty interview where he shat on the entire forum why not ban him?

The Guy is a delusional twat. Should have been banned weeks ago instead of letting him shill his mediocre game in a sanitized official thread.

its not the banning, but the thread made to celebrate it.

Dyak should have been banned long ago.

If i had the chance to publically call out the head of a multi million dollar company because he was being a dumbfuck on a messageboard i would certainly do it.

So would I.

banning someone so they can't argue isn't the same.

Any Dyack Banning Had to be public, if not the tards in the official thread would have found out and caused a shit storm, or Dyack hismelf would have gone on another interview and bitched about it.

On Evillores chest pumping. It all boils down to the bet that he offered Dyack that Dyack chickened out on. Had Dyack accepted i bet you wouldnt see that silly sort of self congratulating. Heck a Charity would be better off right now. But Dyack refused to accept.

[duckman2000]

Duckman:  They are anonymous forum posters, he is responsible for the jobs of 140 people, and he has chosen to spend a good chunk of his pr time, not to mention the press goodwill that until recently he enjoyed on waging a war upon a small gaming forum. 

I'm not at all defending Dyack in this, just saying... these anonymous message board twits didn't win anything. They may feel like their actions have been justified and that they were right to be pond scum, but really, no. A douchebag is a still a douchebag, and these guys are definitely douchebags. Douchebags that admire stern administrative action, at that.

[demi]

I called EB and they said tomorrow... man this is going to be a long wait

try the big chain stores.

every one I called said they were getting it between 3 and 4 today.

No luck, I already reserved at EB anyway for the armor codes

[Eel O'Brian]

i see skip realized which side his podcast bread is buttered on

I agree that 1up has generally been very soft on Denis, especially Garnett.

i was talking about his bubububu backpedalling to evilore here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12452118&postcount=324

heh-heh, no hard feelings, "tyler" ole buddy ole pal

1up has been pandering to the gaf crowd on a douchechill level for quite some time

[TVC15]

i see skip realized which side his podcast bread is buttered on

iirc, skip (that's Pfister) used to be a GAF mod, too, way back.

[Eel O'Brian]

"we were unprepared, had we known, etc."

i call bullshit, i remember that episode of 1upyours clearly because it was so WTF i actually stopped working to pay more attention to all the raving

it's a recorded show, at any point they could have paused the recording and asked dyack to ease up on the manifesto - instead they kind of egged the dude on, with several of them offering very vocal agreement to what dyack was saying

also, they announced at the beginning of the podcast that it was going to provoke, they knew all about it

that was purely for the controversy and the download hits, and i don't believe for a second dyack hijacked the podcast

[Grecco]

Shanes Man Love for Dyack is just an extension of his Man love for Kojima.

[Eel O'Brian]

i still think dyack had a few good points on that podcast, but they were awash in the spittle of flailing loopiness

[demi]

You guys are so against Dyack. You need to check yourselves

[demi]

He has the love, you can feel it with his words. He enjoys what he does. I can respect that.

[cool breeze]

"we were unprepared, had we known, etc."

i call bullshit, i remember that episode of 1upyours clearly because it was so WTF i actually stopped working to pay more attention to all the raving

it's a recorded show, at any point they could have paused the recording and asked dyack to ease up on the manifesto - instead they kind of egged the dude on, with several of them offering very vocal agreement to what dyack was saying

also, they announced at the beginning of the podcast that it was going to provoke, they knew all about it

that was purely for the controversy and the download hits, and i don't believe for a second dyack hijacked the podcast

The first half of the podcast was taped after the second part.

I also cut skip and others at 1up some slack considering that this is their job, their income, and part of their lives.  It isn't some childish hobby where they can shit on Dyack's face in person and not face repercussion from Microsoft or some other source; they have to be reasonably diplomatic in those types of interviews.  Ubisoft blacklisted them when they weren't in their favor, so they probably won't want that shit happening too much anymore.

I do think that Shane came off as a 'tard in that podcast.  That podcast made it seem like Shane would dive in a puddle if it meant Dyack's cleats wouldn't get wet.

[Eel O'Brian]

You guys are so against Dyack. You need to check yourselves

nah, i feel sorry for the guy in a lot of ways, it's easy to get swept up in messboard douchebaggery

not interested in too human, haven't even played the demo

i don't think the guy is hitler or anything just because he made what appears to be a mediocre game and showed his ass on a forum and in a few interviews

[demi]

When you're as much of a hard worker as Dyack, a veteran to this wicked industry, you too may one day have a voice to echo others sentiments.

[demi]

Denis Dyack - A True Visionary

[demi]

How does Dyack give SK a bad name? Is it not those unspoken workers who create the game that gets slandered?

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm just saying i don't buy this "we didn't know" thing at all

you don't have to shit in someone's face to suggest to them that what they're saying may not be in their best interest

like when a friend is being a shithead in public, and you pull that friend aside and suggest that he tone it down

again, podcasts are recorded, there are no surprises

[duckman2000]

SK is not Denis Dyak, SK is everyone that worked 60-80 hour weeks to make this game. All of that work is seemingly wasted on Denis' stunts.

Then again, Denis doesn't occupy all professions at SK. I'm sure they are happy to have him as a public catch-all, lest some of that rotten fruit might hit, say, the artist who came up with the brilliant idea of building mythological credibility by plastering everything in runes.

And I really don't think any of this has affected critical reception, at least not a noteworthy level. His rants and message board mingling aside, the game just plain doesn't seem very good. So in that sense, I guess Dyack is a fitting captain for this doomed ship.

[Brehvolution]

[demi]

Someone in my list is playing Too Human.... a Canadian

DO WANT... envy

[Crushed]

I'm surprised that Evilore actually linked to this article in his thread:

The thing everyone's really looking for (and this is where the bloodshed comes in) is a scandal, a batch of bad screenshots to joyously tear apart or a misspoken, out-of-context quote from an industry VIP ragging on the competition. Like chum in a shark tank, these occasional events can provoke impromptu swarms of violence, page upon page of whining, yelling, and piss taking, usually to comic effect.

better ban 1up evilore


oh wait he banned me for two days when i posted a thread about it, because facetiously quoting that in the thread title was apparently some kind of evil plot of mine to "stir up anger" even though nobody took it seriously

[siamesedreamer]

Man...what a disaster.

If you want to ban him - fine.
If you want to make a thread saying you banned him - fine.

But, the self-congratulatory length Evilore went to publically stone him is ridiculous.

[TVC15]

I agree with drohne in that the fat jokes should be allowed to come back.  Those stupid Nintendo fans ruined things for everyone, just like they're ruining gaming.

[Grecco]

Nintendo fans get unfairly blamed for that.

Sony fans ruined it with their Gabe Newell jokes AFTER the Twilight Princess Gerstman fiasco. But nobody blames Sony Fans.

[Flannel Boy]

I agree with drohne in that the fat jokes should be allowed to come back.  Those stupid Nintendo fans ruined things for everyone, just like they're ruining gaming.

If you can't ridicule fatties, then whom can you ridicule?

[cool breeze]

Nintendo fans get unfairly blamed for that.

Sony fans ruined it with their Gabe Newell jokes AFTER the Twilight Princess Gerstman fiasco. But nobody blames Sony Fans.

They all helped out in the random railing against someone for arbitrary reasons not relating to the product or anything we are reviewing.

Although in Gerstmann's case, calling him fat was actually a valid point to bring up.  The guy docked the game because you had to move your hand, but then the Gamecube review was still less than the Wii review...what?

And then this:

[youtube=425,350]mWtwxLlzvw8[/youtube]

WHAT

[demi]

Shouldn't this go to the Outside Link Thread?

smh

Relax, I got it taken care of

[Eel O'Brian]

that video is awesome

that's how i play wii games

fuck getting off the couch

[demi]

Ryan Davis

[Bocsius]

I agree with drohne in that the fat jokes should be allowed to come back.  Those stupid Nintendo fans ruined things for everyone, just like they're ruining gaming.

If you can't ridicule fatties, then whom can you ridicule?

Nintendo fans.

[cool breeze]

that video is awesome

that's how i play wii games

fuck getting off the couch

So do I for the most part, but how you gonna compare it to real golf when you are sitting on a damn sofa? that doesn't work.

[Tundra]

It's not all too difficult to get disgusted at this forum angry mob mentality. I have seen this too often lately, and frankly, i think it sucks.

Especially when directed against people who have been in the industry since forever.

I remember when JEFF MINTER   complained in his blog about the fact, that Frogger sold more than Space Giraffe, and a million little cockboys who haven't been even born at the time Minter was already GOD took this as a chance to piss on his name and legacy.

It's like nothing's holy anymore.
Yeah, i am an old fart complaining here, but well, what gives...

I agree that Dyack took this to an extreme, and probably deserved some flak for his displayed intellectual arrogance, but he is still onehundred times the man than those anonymous cocksuckers hiding behind their names could ever hope to be.

And now they are having a circle jerk about how they have shown him...Those manly men...




... honestly...

[drohne]

I agree with drohne in that the fat jokes should be allowed to come back.  Those stupid Nintendo fans ruined things for everyone, just like they're ruining gaming.

DUDE

MAKE IT SO

[demi]

Haha, Jaffe chiming in... what a riot

Hey guys did you forget that his team didnt like him either and publically called him out on it? Did you not see he left his job at Sony? Did you not see that he got plump and started smoking weed? Hey why not tell some other people to fuck their mothers loose cunt, Jaffe.

Morons



Sorry had to post that.

[TVC15]

I agree with drohne in that the fat jokes should be allowed to come back.  Those stupid Nintendo fans ruined things for everyone, just like they're ruining gaming.

DUDE

MAKE IT SO

I'm doing what I can!

[laesperanzapaz]

i weep for the internet

[duckman2000]

Not to start anything, but

"I mean, I always answer questions about them and correct people if they have some info on our games that is not correct, but I don't look at Neogaf as a PR tool." -Jaffe

Jaffe has as far as I know not always been honest about what has happened to his games, so it'd seem to me that him going around correcting people and telling people what's what, not always in absolute honesty, would fall under using NeoGAF as a PR tool.

[Jansen]

http://toohuman.net/index.php?option=com_joomlaboard&func=view&id=68469&catid=2#68469

[Brehvolution]

It's not all too difficult to get disgusted at this forum angry mob mentality. I have seen this too often lately, and frankly, i think it sucks.

Especially when directed against people who have been in the industry since forever.

I remember when JEFF MINTER   complained in his blog about the fact, that Frogger sold more than Space Giraffe, and a million little cockboys who haven't been even born at the time Minter was already GOD took this as a chance to piss on his name and legacy.

It's like nothing's holy anymore.
Yeah, i am an old fart complaining here, but well, what gives...

I agree that Dyack took this to an extreme, and probably deserved some flak for his displayed intellectual arrogance, but he is still onehundred times the man than those anonymous cocksuckers hiding behind their names could ever hope to be.

And now they are having a circle jerk about how they have shown him...Those manly men...




... honestly...

 Agree 100%

[demi]

There was nothing to elicit a lol in that thread, Laharl... you lame

[demi]

I know, I just let you keep your pride

[Crushed]

you know it'd be funny if evilore actually played too human and it turned out that he really liked it

[Jansen]

There was nothing to elicit a lol in that thread, Laharl... you lame

i'm sorry you didn't find the "they just lost one of the best hooks they had" amusing.

you know it'd be funny if evilore actually played too human and it turned out that he really liked it

how would anyone ever find out if he liked it? truth serum injection?

[Crushed]

Someone should make a thread titled, "Too Human review thread of scoring the same as Turok (BIISH)"