Stupid things you've said/done while drunk...

[rocketman]

I sang elton john once.

[CajoleJuice]

5. Took a piss out of a bedrooom window while piss drunk, only to realize i was fully clothed and on top of a girl i was probably supposed to be fucking, and still in bed.

[etiolate]

1. Started serving drinks from behind a bar, Rick James-style.
2. Danced on tables in a we-don't-dance-on-tables-here sort of bar.
3. Told a girl i was messing around with i loved her (ironically i just told this girl i don't want to see her twenty minutes ago)
4. Tried making out with this guy at a Halloween party dressed as a girl, multiple times.
5. Took a piss out of a bedrooom window while piss drunk, only to realize i was fully clothed and on top of a girl i was probably supposed to be fucking, and still in bed.

"This window sure is warm.."

[BlackMage]

passed out in the swimming pool the day before my 21st birthday. good thing my friend was coherent enough to save my ass.

[Mupepe]

1. Started serving drinks from behind a bar, Rick James-style.
2. Danced on tables in a we-don't-dance-on-tables-here sort of bar.
3. Told a girl i was messing around with i loved her (ironically i just told this girl i don't want to see her twenty minutes ago)
4. Tried making out with this guy at a Halloween party dressed as a girl, multiple times.
5. Took a piss out of a bedrooom window while piss drunk, only to realize i was fully clothed and on top of a girl i was probably supposed to be fucking, and still in bed.

[whiteACID]

Everclear is illegal in Pennsylvania, which I don't understand at all.

I had it once in the form of lemon drops. Strongest drink I ever had, but I still couldn't taste the alcohol. It was AWESOME.

It's illegal in Ohio too, I can get it on base though, they have thier own little laws, or people drive an hour to Kentucky to get it. My 21st birthday my sister and I made Everclear Jello Shots, but we put too much Everclear in and it was just this colored liquidy jello flavored shot, 3 people got alcohol poisoning that night. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Something tells me ZomBz is drunk everytime he posts, which would explain the stupid decisions he makes...

[G The Resurrected]

been drinking all night long  i drink on average 8 shots or so. And a few beers each night lately.

[whiteACID]

pussy

[G The Resurrected]

pussy

Yes please i'll take your $350 rate if you dont mind. I'll tip ya if its good.

[Saint Cornelius]

or just the tip if it's bad? seems fair.