Author Topic: Tight Ends and penetrating the line: Matt Millen Memorial NFL 2008 Thread (Read 25788 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** September 04, 2008, 07:17:13 PM »

Well, I hope that was enough of the requisite gay subtext.

But shit! The 2008-9 NFL Season done snuck up on us. Tune in tonight before Old Man McCain rambles on to watch Federwang's Redskins get the shit whupped out of them by the Super Bowl Champeen New York Foosball Giants.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:29:59 PM »

Gawd the Redskins are really shitty, aren't they? Five minutes and the G Men score pretty easily, with Eli rushing for a TD of all things.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:30:36 PM »

FOOTBALL

But yea, the Redskins are indicative of D.C. as a whole.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:37:55 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on September 04, 2008, 07:36:03 PM

Redskins sucks.

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:43:19 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:47:21 PM »

I think I might miss the entire NFL season: I don't have a television, and it's not like I leave my apartment unless I have to. Though, to be honest, I had lost most of my interest in sports after the Mavericks blew the 2006 NBA finals.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:52:48 PM »

it can't be stressed enough how terrible the redskin's offenssive line is

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:53:11 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 04, 2008, 07:29:59 PM

Gawd the Redskins are really shitty, aren't they?

Generally, yeah.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:55:49 PM »

You know who's awesome, tho? Brandon fucking Jacobs. It's a shame he can't stay healthy or he might rush for 3000 yards a season or something distinguished mentally-challenged. Anyone catch the hit he put on Laron Landry earlier? WHAM. Ran right THROUGH a big, tough safety on a 17 yard gain.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2008, 07:59:20 PM »

Enormous CGI Romo

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2008, 09:15:46 PM »

MOMENTUM IS SWINGING. DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2008, 10:24:49 PM »

Both teams sucked, give them both an L.

Candyflip · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2008, 10:58:48 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 04, 2008, 07:17:13 PM

But shit! The 2008-9 NFL Season done snuck up on us.

Speak for yourself. I've been counting down the days to when I can start watching real sports again.

Also, if the Raiders have a positive record this season I will cry tears of joy

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:00:13 PM »

SEAHAWKS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on September 04, 2008, 10:58:48 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 04, 2008, 07:17:13 PM

But shit! The 2008-9 NFL Season done snuck up on us.

Speak for yourself. I've been counting down the days to when I can start watching real sports again.

Also, if the Raiders have a positive record this season I will cry tears of joy

I believe you'll be crying, alright.

Tucah · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2008, 11:59:28 PM »

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:42:53 AM »

The new era begins Sunday...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on September 04, 2008, 11:59:28 PM

JETS

I got a feeling Old Man Farv is going to be doing some serious slanging this year, and he's gonna regret ever coming back.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:56:37 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on September 04, 2008, 11:59:28 PM

JETS

$:-\$

thekavorka · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2008, 01:14:29 AM »

I-N-T-S

JETS JETS JETS

redskins

jason campbell

jim zorn

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »

BRETT BAH GAWD FAV-RUH IS SLINGIN AND SLANGIN THE J E T S TO VICTORY!

Mandark · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:20:49 PM »

Wait, has something happened to ~~my fantasy team's entire season~~ Tom Brady?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on September 07, 2008, 03:20:49 PM

Wait, has something happened to ~~my fantasy team's entire season~~ Tom Brady?

knee injury

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:22:34 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on September 07, 2008, 03:20:49 PM

Wait, has something happened to ~~my fantasy team's entire season~~ Tom Brady?

Yeah, mine too. He went down in the first quarter with a leg injury. His return is "questionable". The worst part of the news is that Matt Cassel has been damn good in relief. Go pick him up just in case.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:24:14 PM »

OWNED

FAVRE > BRADY

BRADY AM FALSE PROPHET AND ANTI-CHRIST

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:36:04 PM »

lawls

Worst part of NFL season: being doomed to watch the Bengals play due to regional issues for the majority of the season. CHAD OCHO CINCO LOL.

Gimme the Packers please, thank you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 07, 2008, 03:36:04 PM

lawls

Worst part of NFL season: being doomed to watch the Bengals play due to regional issues for the majority of the season. CHAD OCHO CINCO LOL.

Gimme the Packers please, thank you.

That's ok, I have to watch the Panthers.

THE PANTHERS.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:08:16 PM »

Steelers

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:13:49 PM »

Biggest WTF of the day- the Atlanta Falcons won 34-21.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:18:11 PM »

fucking Lions

my 8-8 prediction goes out the window AGAIN

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:39:43 PM »

:'( SEAHAWKS :'(

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:04:42 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 07, 2008, 04:39:43 PM

:'( SEAHAWKS :'(

Tsch. Typical. They've got the worst winning precentage in regards to opening day than any team in NFL history. Having to fly all the way across the fucking country only makes things even worse.

Looks like another season of Seahawk football.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 04:18:11 PM

fucking Lions

my 8-8 prediction goes out the window AGAIN

FUCKING TOLD YOU! Lions am suck. Mad Mike Martz' scheme was the only thing turning them into contenders last year. Hopefully after this year Millen will be fired. Well, hopefully if you're a Lions fan. For the rest of us it's pretty damn funny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:02:23 PM »

I was glad to see Martz go honestly. The Lions managed to turn a GIMMIE game into a fucking embarrassing loss. No defense, average offense...omg. Kitna almost always has a good game if you're just looking at boxscores but he can't win games. fuck

At least Calvin Johnson was ballinnnnnn out there though

Tabasco · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:23:21 PM »

Texans

at least the Cowboys look good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:25:39 PM »

I also think the Browns are just bad though.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2008, 07:30:39 PM »

Cowboys

Jake Delhomme

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2008, 07:37:46 PM »

I'm 11-2 so far in my pick 'em league this week. I figured the Pats would win, but not by 17 points, so I made them my eliminator for the week, but took KC and the points.

I can't believe I took San Diego winning by 9.5 points. Since they weren't going to cover even if they won at the end of the game, I'm thrilled they lost at the last second.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:08:52 PM »

wait WTF

Brady might be out for the season? :'( :'( :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:11:23 PM »

Brady out for the season with an ACL tear.

This is disastrous news for me in my money league, which is a dynasty fantasy league. We get to keep up to 10 players from last year's roster, and I had Brady, Moss and Welker. Well, Moss will still probably be good but Welker will probably suck now. And since we start 2 QBs, my qb situation is now Old Man Favre, Jay Cutler and Brody Croyle- who also got hurt and sucks anyway. So twice this year I will have to start Brody Croyle during bye weeks. If he's even the starter.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:13:31 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 08:08:52 PM

wait WTF

Brady might be out for the season? :'( :'( :'(

His Faustian deal with the Devil is finally over and now Mephistopheles has come to collect.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 07, 2008, 08:13:37 PM

He'll always have last season

The only team to ever have a perfect 16-0 regular season.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #42 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:17:04 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 07, 2008, 08:11:23 PM

Brady out for the season with an ACL tear.

I hate it for Brady. But seriously, it couldn't have happened to a better group of fans.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:17:08 PM »

1. Wolverines losing season imminent
2. MSU looking like...MSU
3. Lions fail
4. Brady goes down

horrible year for Michigan football $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:30:07 PM »

That's a shame.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:34:00 PM »

That fucking sucks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:35:53 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 07, 2008, 08:30:07 PM

That's a shame.

your AIM status said otherwise

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #47 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:36:16 PM »

I feel bad for Brady as a person.

I don't feel bad for the player and the team.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:38:57 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 07, 2008, 08:36:16 PM

I feel bad for Brady as a person.

I don't feel bad for the player and the team.

WELL FUCKING FEEL BAD FOR ME, I'M GONNA LOSE OUT ON HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN PRIZE MONEY IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:40:10 PM »

I understand the hate Belichick, Simmons, and New England fans receive, but I don't understand the hate Brady receives. He's one of the all time greats, and the season won't be the same without him.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 07, 2008, 08:35:53 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 07, 2008, 08:30:07 PM
That's a shame.

your AIM status said otherwise

That's a shame.

/Seinfeld

Rman · « **Reply #51 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:44:37 PM »

sucks for brady. he's a competitor. it's going to be tough for him sitting in the sidelines. i'm a jets fan and i harbor no ill will for the dude. anyone who hates brady will probably love the dude if he played for their team.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:45:44 PM »

People hated on Jordan, of course they'd hate on Brady smh. He's an arrogant dude but he gets the job done and backs up his confidence (most of the time)

Ganhyun · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2008, 08:49:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 07, 2008, 08:47:42 PM

People hate Brady (mostly) because of his fans and his coach.

This and the fact that they are jealous that he isnt part of their team.

But as a Falcons fan, I'm happy with Turner and Ryan so far.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #54 on:** September 07, 2008, 11:54:17 PM »

LOL Colts lose to the BEARS

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #55 on:** September 08, 2008, 12:09:36 AM »

Lucas Oil Field looks amazing.

I hope Blank builds something like that when the GA Dome lease expires after the 2017 season. He's kinda talked about it.

Mandark · « **Reply #56 on:** September 08, 2008, 12:20:30 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 07, 2008, 08:11:23 PM

Brady out for the season with an ACL tear.

This is disastrous news for me in my money league, which is a dynasty fantasy league. We get to keep up to 10 players from last year's roster, and I had Brady, Moss and Welker. Well, Moss will still probably be good but Welker will probably suck now. And since we start 2 QBs, my qb situation is now Old Man Favre, Jay Cutler and Brody Croyle- who also got hurt and sucks anyway. So twice this year I will have to start Brody Croyle during bye weeks. If he's even the starter.

I'm in a 10 team league that starts 2 QB's.

Besides Brady I have Matt Schaub and Brodie Croyle.

Pray for me.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #57 on:** September 08, 2008, 12:26:39 AM »

makes me glad I didnt get him in my draft league like I almost did. So while not taking him netted me Drew Brees and Hasslebeck, at least im not stuck like the guy who grabbed him in my league with scrubs left. I bet he picks up the replacement guy.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #58 on:** September 08, 2008, 12:30:36 AM »

Mandark - go to plan B

Mandark · « **Reply #59 on:** September 08, 2008, 12:33:02 AM »

I can't do that.

I loved Brady. He was my favorite fantasy player. He broke my heart and I owned two e-jerseys of his. He's soured me on white quarterbacks for the forseeable future.

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