Author Topic: Franz Kafka's KANADA: THE MANCHILD WHO DISAPPEARED (Read 1403 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** September 19, 2008, 08:43:29 PM »

Headed for Victoria by myself by 19-hour Greyhound bus ride with only a couple small suitcases. I don't even have a passport (supposedly, it's not required until June 2009 for entry by land/sea, and a birth certificate & photo ID will suffice --- we'll see). I've never been out of the US before.* Think I can get a job at Enterprise No. 25?

* this isn't quite true

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:47:41 PM »

i will be in victoria for two days with the wife tomorrow and sunday!

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:49:15 PM »

I hope the joint your staying at has a roomy dumpster behind it!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2008, 11:12:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 19, 2008, 08:49:15 PM

I hope the joint your staying at has a roomy dumpster behind it!

why? Drinky's wife doesn't do it in the dumpster.

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2008, 12:52:56 AM »

You guys know we have dumpsters in Eastern Canada as well right?

*sigh*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:38:26 AM »

i just realized i had somehow managed to never watch "the gang gets taken hostage" from season 3 of sunny. i just rectified that mistake. what a fuck awesome ep.

dennis, takin one for the team

charlie, worried that stockholm syndrome is contagious

muckhole · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:48:16 AM »

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you meant to put this in the Always Sunny thread.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:55:32 AM »

i did, but this no-coffee thing is really craming my morning style

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:13:43 AM »

You're quitting caffeine too?

tiesto · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:22:59 AM »

I was really impressed with the quality of ass in Victoria. The restaurants there were pretty good, too.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:43:43 PM »

we missed the ferry to commie-town. :'( now i am in a coffee shop in port angeles, getting raped by an olympic peninsula biker gang. the burliest one of the group -- i presume he's the leader -- made me call him ron paul :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:45:24 PM »

Isn't there another ferry to commie town or do the escape barges from the United States of Shitmerica only leave once a day?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 19, 2008, 08:47:41 PM

i will be in victoria for two days with the wife tomorrow and sunday!

mrs drinky ain't bad

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:49:33 PM »

yeah, next ferry is at 5

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:50:33 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 20, 2008, 04:47:23 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 19, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
i will be in victoria for two days with the wife tomorrow and sunday!

mrs drinky ain't bad

mad? or bad-looking? what?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:52:06 PM »

Good looking. She looks like a real life version of Misty from Pokemon

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 20, 2008, 04:50:33 PM

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 20, 2008, 04:47:23 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on September 19, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
i will be in victoria for two days with the wife tomorrow and sunday!

mrs drinky ain't bad

mad? or bad-looking? what?

PD is stalking you. We always new this would happen.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:53:28 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 20, 2008, 04:52:06 PM

Good looking. She looks like a real life version of Misty from Pokemon

what on earth

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squirtle

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:56:01 PM »

How com PD gets to see your wife and I don't? I feel left out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2008, 04:56:15 PM »

dunno, that's the impression i got; just ad some orange hair and bam that's Misty

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:11:16 PM »

because I didn't bother to familiarize myself with the most basic geographical features of the area before I embarked, I ended up taking this ridiculously roundabout route from Seattle all the way up to Vancouver and then back down the entire Vancouver Island. It was pretty cool going to sleep on the bus and waking up on a huge boat, though. also, customs officials are full of shit. also, I was only able to follow about 30% of the Mechanizing Metatheory talks, but I guess that's a lot better than I could've done two years ago.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:01:31 PM »

What's the Walgreens/Rite Aid/whatever equivalent here?

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:04:05 PM »

Shoppers Drug Mart in the east, and I presume out west as well.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2008, 11:13:11 PM »

Shoppers

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2008, 02:07:36 PM »

What the hell kind of drugstore closes at 6?

muckhole · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2008, 02:21:31 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 21, 2008, 02:07:36 PM

What the hell kind of drugstore closes at 6?

Depends on the size of the town you're in. We have on not far from me that's open until midnight, but that's a pretty recent thing, and I live in the boonies.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2008, 07:16:52 PM »

Uh, so, there's no conference-related event today. What do I do? I don't want to just sit around and read forums like I can do every day in Portland anyway, but I dunno anything else. I kinda don't want to do the rounds of whatever obligatory tourist attractions there are.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2008, 07:20:35 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 21, 2008, 07:19:19 PM

Isn't codeine legal in Canada?

Illegal like cream pies.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2008, 10:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 21, 2008, 07:19:19 PM

Isn't codeine legal in Canada?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codeine#Canada

I am like immune to codeine

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2008, 10:49:20 PM »

Just ask the pharmacist for "Tylenol 5"

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