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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #11580 on: September 16, 2011, 11:30:15 AM »
Deep Impact and Day After Tomorrow?  Oh Sceneman.  :(

I mean, this is coming from a guy that likes Transformers and shit.  I'm not trying to be snooty.  I'm just sad that we have such polarized taste

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« Reply #11581 on: September 16, 2011, 11:38:20 AM »
Day After Tomorrow is probably the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters.
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« Reply #11582 on: September 16, 2011, 11:41:38 AM »
Van Helsing is the worst thing I've seen in a cinema
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« Reply #11583 on: September 16, 2011, 11:48:20 AM »
Queen of the Damned or Twilight is the worst thing I've seen in theater.

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« Reply #11584 on: September 16, 2011, 12:14:58 PM »
Smoking Aces for me. Fuck that filth.
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« Reply #11585 on: September 16, 2011, 12:41:45 PM »
Smoking Aces for me. Fuck that filth.

shit film, high five
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« Reply #11586 on: September 16, 2011, 12:52:34 PM »
Dungeons & Dragons

why!?!?

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« Reply #11587 on: September 16, 2011, 01:02:42 PM »
Dungeons & Dragons

why!?!?

I saw that in theater.  :-\
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« Reply #11588 on: September 16, 2011, 01:04:09 PM »
.... I saw both twilight and queen of the damned for free.  what the fuck is your excuse for paying for dungeons and dragons???

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« Reply #11589 on: September 16, 2011, 01:16:54 PM »
Dungeons and Dragons is A+ cinema. fucc da haters
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« Reply #11590 on: September 16, 2011, 02:44:19 PM »
.... I saw both twilight and queen of the damned for free.  what the fuck is your excuse for paying for dungeons and dragons???

I was 13.  :(
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« Reply #11591 on: September 16, 2011, 03:00:43 PM »
oh.  okay.  understood then.  it's an awkward age

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« Reply #11592 on: September 16, 2011, 03:07:19 PM »
thora birch :drool.

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« Reply #11593 on: September 16, 2011, 05:37:31 PM »
so hear me out bore... i was wandering that other forum and they were bitching about "WHAT'S ANIME AND WHAT'S NOT" and suddenly one guys talk about french animation and how it looks like layton and goddamn,it really does kinda look like layton and i love that shit,so a quick trip to google reverse image search reveal me this movie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triplets_of_Belleville

which makes me jump to this other movie

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

i can't believe that in 2010 there is still someone who can still do such amazing 2D art :'( the second half was kind of dull (you see there is basicaly no dialogue) but the first was so funny and it looked so pretty i didn't care
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« Reply #11594 on: September 16, 2011, 05:58:20 PM »
Completely different style, but:

[youtube=560,345]tMPhHTtKZ8Q[/youtube]
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« Reply #11595 on: September 16, 2011, 08:29:51 PM »
i'm kinda going off-board here but....

#p/u

check out pyrats
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« Reply #11596 on: September 16, 2011, 09:02:23 PM »
GR that shit looks fucking amazing

It's a really good movie, looks great too.

Thor

It's an entertaining movie, with some great art direction, but the main problem is that it spends so much time mucking around on Earth that it feels like a lot of the characters and plotlines are rushed and shallow. All the stuff on Asgard was good, really interesting and with spectacular art direction that really drew me in. I wanted to know more about what was going, the characters and the world. But it represents a little less than half the movie. The other half is Thor mucking around on Earth, acting slightly unhinged or [surprise] learning that being a self-centered jerk is wrong. None of it was overly compelling, none of the characters really piqued my interest. I just didn't care that much. Again, not bad, but it's uneven.
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« Reply #11597 on: September 16, 2011, 09:23:42 PM »
The Thor vs Destroyer fight could have been a little longer. They sure nerfed the Destroyer compared to its comic-book incarnation, but the scenes we got with it were pretty awesome.

Eh, it was okay. It looked really good, but it, like just about everything in the Earth half of the movie, felt really small-scale.
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« Reply #11598 on: September 16, 2011, 09:49:46 PM »
I wish The Muppet Show was revived :(
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« Reply #11599 on: September 16, 2011, 10:49:31 PM »
I just watched Bronson.

Holy shit.

 :bow Tom Hardy :bow2
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« Reply #11600 on: September 17, 2011, 12:08:19 AM »
Watched Drive earlier. Aside from quirky dialog pauses and awkward gazing, the movie was pretty good. The violence was unf unf unf.
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« Reply #11601 on: September 17, 2011, 12:20:21 AM »
Can't believe they're aping the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer :lol That bodes well for the movie if the fucking trailer is cool
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« Reply #11602 on: September 17, 2011, 12:33:24 PM »
The marketing for this movie has been nothing short of brilliant.
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« Reply #11603 on: September 17, 2011, 06:26:22 PM »
Watched Drive earlier. Aside from quirky dialog pauses and awkward gazing, the movie was pretty good. The violence was unf unf unf.

in theaters?
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« Reply #11604 on: September 17, 2011, 08:04:05 PM »
Watched Drive earlier. Aside from quirky dialog pauses and awkward gazing, the movie was pretty good. The violence was unf unf unf.

Pretty much agree. I just felt Gosling's character was a bit too stilted at times. And I wasn't a fan of "A Real Hero" like every one else, apparently. I preferred "Under Your Spell."

But I'm glad it was playing in one of the big theaters in my local multiplex, because it really looked fucking great.
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« Reply #11605 on: September 17, 2011, 08:05:16 PM »
I don't know why, but I can't fucking stand Ryan Gosling. He's too much of a pretty boy for me to take him seriously in any role.
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« Reply #11606 on: September 17, 2011, 08:10:25 PM »
in process of looking to see if any copy of Drive had leaked I found and realized I had not seen Drive Angry yet.

btw Drive Angry is awesome.

Nic Cage continues to not giveafuck.
William Fichtner is hilarious
Amber Heard  :o she's like some kind of scientifically engineered goddess or something.
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« Reply #11607 on: September 17, 2011, 08:10:52 PM »
I don't know why, but I can't fucking stand Ryan Gosling. He's too much of a pretty boy for me to take him seriously in any role.
I've only seen him in Stay, Blue Valentine, and Drive, so I like him.
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« Reply #11608 on: September 17, 2011, 10:38:51 PM »


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« Reply #11609 on: September 18, 2011, 03:41:37 AM »
I don't hate Ryan Gosling, but I think his character in Blue Valentine gave me more of a dubious opinion, I think its more to do with the character than the actor though.

I didn't think that was a "pretty boy" role. He was a disaster.
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« Reply #11610 on: September 18, 2011, 03:54:59 AM »
i LOVE Ryan Gosling

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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« Reply #11611 on: September 18, 2011, 04:23:20 AM »
Just watched White Dog. While it was often pretty absurd and heavy handed, it was compelling enough to say that I enjoyed it. The direction was definitely the best part. Beautifully shot for what it is.
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« Reply #11612 on: September 18, 2011, 05:19:51 AM »
i LOVE Ryan Gosling

[youtube=560,345][youtube]

 :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

It's like being good looking wasn't enough. Dude must get so.much.pussy. Or maybe he's a one pussy sorta dude.
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« Reply #11613 on: September 19, 2011, 08:18:35 AM »
Will somebody please stop Tim Burton from making anymore movies.  :-\

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the thing is, goth chicks will still revere his films as manna from heaven  :-\
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« Reply #11614 on: September 19, 2011, 09:26:59 AM »
I remember a time when Tim Burton movies looked like this
[youtube=560,345]mKLizztikRk[/youtube]
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« Reply #11615 on: September 19, 2011, 09:58:49 AM »

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the thing is, goth chicks will still revere his films as manna from heaven  :-\

Goth chicks also think he directed Nightmare Before Christmas.
Eh he wrote and produced it. It's fair to call it his movie too.
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« Reply #11616 on: September 19, 2011, 10:43:28 AM »
The Lion King
I hadn't seen this movie in ages.  Man!  Fucking awesome movie.  The first thing that I noticed was that black voice actors don't have to sound sassy and hip-hopish.  It was even more apparently because the commercial for Happy Feet Two came on right before the movie and the black voice acting and slang made me cringe.  The animation is gorgeous and the songs are fun.  The characters are entertaining but they're not so stupid that as an adult I'm wondering what the fuck is wrong with kids.  "What do you want me to do?  Dress in drag and do the hula?"  That shit is funny even for adults.  "Are you achin'?  Yup yup yup.  For some bacon?  Yup yup yup.  He's a big pig.  Yup yup.  You can be a big pig too!  Woo!"  Sorry.  Incredible fucking animation movie.  I know it's not exactly a debate but I had to share how much I loved it still.

Crazy stupid love
Surprisingly entertaining.  Has some horrible rom com tropes but the humor was decent enough to overcome the eyerolling moments. 

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« Reply #11617 on: September 19, 2011, 11:18:08 AM »
Every single person needs to go see Drive, literally right now. Loved that movie.
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« Reply #11618 on: September 19, 2011, 11:23:50 AM »

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the thing is, goth chicks will still revere his films as manna from heaven  :-\

Goth chicks also think he directed Nightmare Before Christmas.
Eh he wrote and produced it. It's fair to call it his movie too.

Burton provided the original idea, with Caroline Thompson actually writing it [though apparently it was rewritten quite heavily].
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« Reply #11619 on: September 19, 2011, 11:29:13 AM »

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the thing is, goth chicks will still revere his films as manna from heaven  :-\

Goth chicks also think he directed Nightmare Before Christmas.
Eh he wrote and produced it. It's fair to call it his movie too.

And he came up with the idea, so it's basically his baby regardless of whether he directed it or not.
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« Reply #11620 on: September 19, 2011, 11:31:35 AM »
And I believe he did most of the character designs. It's his movie. You don't have to the director or screenwriter to be the main creative force behind a movie. 
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« Reply #11621 on: September 19, 2011, 11:33:05 AM »
I better leave before someone brings up Empire Strikes Back
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« Reply #11622 on: September 19, 2011, 11:34:47 AM »
I was thinking more Poltergeist & The Goonies for Spielberg. Didn't officially direct either of those but he was on set basically every day making the major creative decisions for both of them and got the story by credit.
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« Reply #11623 on: September 19, 2011, 11:37:20 AM »
Burton wasn't on-set every day though:

Quote from: Wikipedia
On the direction of the film, Selick reflected, "It's as though he [Burton] laid the egg, and I sat on it and hatched it. He wasn't involved in a hands-on way, but his hand is in it. It was my job to make it look like "a Tim Burton film", which is not so different from my own films." When asked on Burton's involvement, Selick claimed, "I don't want to take away from Tim, but he was not in San Francisco when we made it. He came up five times over two years, and spent no more than eight or ten days in total."
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« Reply #11624 on: September 19, 2011, 11:42:39 AM »
I think everyone can agree on this.

The Tim Burton who directed this is long dead:
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« Reply #11625 on: September 19, 2011, 11:47:41 AM »
Ed Wood is such a great movie.
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« Reply #11626 on: September 19, 2011, 12:00:24 PM »
Sweeney Todd is amazing. I went in not knowing anything about it and was pleasantly surprised; didn't even know it was a musical
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« Reply #11627 on: September 19, 2011, 02:07:38 PM »
It's like being good looking wasn't enough. Dude must get so.much.pussy. Or maybe he's a one pussy sorta dude.
I'm pretty sure The Notebook gave him a lifetime pass in that regard.

I often find that watching a British movie can be refreshing or frusterating, it can be enough like an American film that everything makes perfect sense, but a funhouse mirror version of familiar things show up onscreen.  Attack the Block is so much and so little like a typically American alien invasion flick.

The recent American made low-budget "creatures invade an apartment complex" film Skyline was about a bunch of callow, rich, pretty people dodging shiny CGI monsters and bickering with each other about nothing important at all, PG-13 and dumb as hell.  Attack the Block is about a bunch of apparently very delicious slum kids/small time hooliagans who all talk like Ali-G, dodging a bunch of "wolf-gorilla-fuckers" that are clearly men in suits (still looks awesome) and engage in some not overbearing social critique whilst doing so, a strong R rating and funny and smart.

Its this familiarity of story (another aliens attacking movie) and bracing freshness of the context it takes (vs. disaffected and way underprivlidged youth) that gives the tropes on hand the effectiveness they have here.  At its most basic its a very fun monster movie with a palpable sense of danger and a nice humourous streak in between.  Its very fine entertainment that also just happens to be more substantial than most films that also have monsters with bloodstained teeth in them.

4/5


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« Reply #11628 on: September 19, 2011, 02:55:28 PM »
Yesterday was a flurry of movie watching activity.

Jane Eyre.  Amazing cinematography.  And uh that was about it.  I didn't like how dickish the Rochester was here.  Seemed to be a bit too over the top.

Hesher.  I want Hesher to be my life coach.  Very good acting all around, but it seemed to be three or four movies jammed into one.

Super! Slick dark film.
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« Reply #11629 on: September 19, 2011, 07:14:31 PM »
Hesher was definitely one scatter-brained-ass movie. Still enjoyed it.
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« Reply #11630 on: September 21, 2011, 12:24:32 AM »
Watched Thor tonight. It was fun.
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« Reply #11631 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:24 PM »
[youtube=560,345]9JxLe5leKR0[/youtube]
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« Reply #11632 on: September 21, 2011, 08:09:52 PM »
What the hell is the scope of that movie?  :dizzy
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« Reply #11633 on: September 21, 2011, 08:17:11 PM »
It ends with Hoover's daughter discovering an old tape from 1983 labeled "play in 2008." On the tape a group of men are laughing and rejoicing, some in English some in Arabic. Finally the voices quiet down and a voice says "I left the front lines in Afghanistan to be here. A toast to our future president, Obama"

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« Reply #11634 on: September 22, 2011, 05:47:41 AM »
Holy shit :bow

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« Reply #11635 on: September 22, 2011, 09:55:29 AM »
That movie is going to rock my cock so fucking hard!
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« Reply #11636 on: September 22, 2011, 04:17:27 PM »
I stopped browsing that thread because too many people were posting spoilers and it was just a minefield.  Wasn't worth it.  I'll just wait til the movie comes out.

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« Reply #11637 on: September 22, 2011, 11:14:18 PM »
Adventureland

I love Superbad so expected to like this.  But no.  I found it really dull and only got through about half an hour.  Must be the different writers and maybe the lack of interesting characters in comparison to Superbad.

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« Reply #11638 on: September 23, 2011, 10:41:41 AM »
[youtube=560,345]9JxLe5leKR0[/youtube]

The music's great. What is that?

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« Reply #11639 on: September 23, 2011, 10:54:17 AM »
New image of Dark Shadows cast:

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Much better.

Holy shit, I didn't even recognize Michelle Pfeiffer!
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