Gentlemen, we do NOT have a bailout! Dow plunges -777!

[The Fake Shemp]

Satan needs oil?

[Van Cruncheon]

oil = freedom
freedom = the american soul

so yes

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh my God.

We need to start some kind of underground bunker full of guns, food, supplies and more guns.  Prole, we'll make you our General.  You can direct the cannon fodder (FlameOfCallandor, PhoenixDark) to the front lines so that the remainder of us can make our escape to the underground tunnels and create some kind of cavern utopia.

[Madrun Badrun]

the antichrist will be elected in these troubled times!

FOUR YEARS OF STRIFE UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012

break out the guns, we gotta defend our gas convoys from SATAN

Hey drinky, when we shut down the boarder to keep all you filthy Americans out don't miss the last farry, kay.   

[Van Cruncheon]

jesus christ arvie, if your spelling is indicative of canada's education standards, i'm going to thailand with tvc

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[The Fake Shemp]

Who cares about other countries?  Your economies are more likely to crash and burn faster than ours as soon as it's a fact that Wall St. is dying!

If we go down, we're taking everyone with us!

[demi]

OPERATION HUMAN SHIELD

[Van Cruncheon]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

[The Fake Shemp]

Himuro, PhoenixDark and Ken Steele.

[The Fake Shemp]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest to you to my fuck mines.

You'd just be a GENERAL.  We'd have a Prime Minister (Tauntaun) and some kind of Parliament (Icons).  Checks and balances, post-apocalyptic style!

But if you ever plan some kind of coup, then we'll torture you with Wii minigames until you cry.

[Bocsius]

Anyone have a yellow submarine?

[Madrun Badrun]

jesus christ arvie, if your spelling is indicative of canada's education standards, i'm going to thailand with tvc

I accidentally hit the a instead of the e.  They're very close to each other! 

[Van Cruncheon]

you also misspelled "border" and "ferry"

[Phoenix Dark]

Himuro, PhoenixDark and Ken Steele.

i won't serve in a racist military sir

[Van Cruncheon]

it's not racist. we're giving you the first chance to be a hero and win!

[The Fake Shemp]

It's not optional.

We'll get Prole to chain you to a mortar for the front lines!

[demi]

Himuro, PhoenixDark and Ken Steele.

i won't serve in a racist military sir

You will finally have a use to us. Is that not what you long for? You could be greater than... the guy who made Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter!

[Madrun Badrun]

you also misspelled "boarder" and "farry"

They were both "a" mistakes.  fucking a! 

[TVC15]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

I get dibs on being your Himmler.

[Phoenix Dark]

hm, sounds like the bill is going to pass a bit later. Republicans want the dems to pass it, thus they get all the potential blame smh

[Howard Alan Treesong]

HBO to make documentary series about America's future: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3iac830de737fb3212160e5db7adf86edb

I can't believe this failed...everyone agrees it sucks but that doing nothing sucks more. Well, here comes the suck train! TOOT TOOT

Where was McCain in our hour of need? (Answer: Cafe Mozu.)

[Phoenix Dark]

Late Update: Now Rep. Blunt is blaming the Jewish Holidays. Are there enough Republican Jews in the House to make that credible?

It's all Willco's fault!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

hm, sounds like the bill is going to pass a bit later. Republicans want the dems to pass it, thus they get all the potential blame smh

yeah, this was called last week as soon as conservatives started calling it the "Bush-Pelosi bailout plan." railroad it through Congress then Repubs vote against it for plausible deniability

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[The Fake Shemp]

We will launch our declaration of independence during the month of Cocktober, and create the sovereign nation of Tooterville - located thirty miles east of Seattle in an underground cavern.

It will be an underground utopia, free of modern gimmicks such as Wii games, gold standards and Hot Topic t-shirts.  Lead by our Prime Minister and the illustrious Tooterville Parliament of Awesome, we will create new laws that do not cater to the lowest common denominator (teenagers and twenty-somethings from Michigan).  We will eat nothing but Doritos and drink Mountain Dew: Code Red from tap.  It will be a glorious society!

[Flannel Boy]

Mountain Dew? This new society scares and disgusts me.

[The Fake Shemp]

We wouldn't let you in anyway.  No Canadians allowed.

[TVC15]

We will launch our declaration of independence during the month of Cocktober, and create the sovereign nation of Tooterville - located thirty miles east of Seattle in an underground cavern.

That would be in the Snoqualmie/North Bend area, so we can do 24/7 Twin Peaks cosplay.  I get dibs on being the Log Lady.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

TVC, I recommend you go rewatch A Boy and his Dog to refresh your memory on the rubric for our underground society

[Madrun Badrun]

Mountain Dew? This new society scares and disgusts me.

It's code red.  So it's ok.  It's also symbolic for their communist sins.

[The Fake Shemp]

Twin Peaks cosplay will be a staple of our new society, interwoven into our culture and celebrated with special cool young dude Peaks holidays.  I am leaning towards making David Lynch our honorary king - he'd be a symbol of our awesomeness.

[TVC15]

Praise jesus that Republicans let the assault rifle ban expire.  Probably the only good thing they did.

[The Fake Shemp]

Now we can all be properly equipped when the revolution comes.  We shall let no one in our caverns, even when society has collapsed and they come begging for shelter.  Fire at all of them, TVC - men, women and especially children (if we let them live, they will exact revenge when they mature)!

[Brehvolution]

Shouldn't the title of the thread be, "Repubs vote nay!"?

[Tauntaun]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest to you to my fuck mines.

You'd just be a GENERAL.  We'd have a Prime Minister (Tauntaun) and some kind of Parliament (Icons).  Checks and balances, post-apocalyptic style!

But if you ever plan some kind of coup, then we'll torture you with Wii minigames until you cry.

 

 

   

[Van Cruncheon]

Shouldn't the title of the thread be, "Repubs vote nay!"?

93 dems went nay

[Brehvolution]

Shouldn't the title of the thread be, "Repubs vote nay!"?

93 dems went nay

The majority of dems voted yay while the majority of repubs voted nay.

[Van Cruncheon]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

I get dibs on being your Himmler.

i was thinkin' more goebbels. psych warfare is the best!

edit: or was the propaganda guy himmler? i need to bone up on my fascist history if i am going be a credible leader.

[Van Cruncheon]

Shouldn't the title of the thread be, "Repubs vote nay!"?

93 dems went nay

The majority of dems voted yay while the majority of repubs voted nay.

i'm not letting any of those cigarillos off the hook

[Smooth Groove]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

I get dibs on being your Himmler.

i was thinkin' more goebbels. psych warfare is the best!

edit: or was the propaganda guy himmler? i need to bone up on my fascist history if i am going be a credible leader.

Can I be in charge of medically examining the women to see if they are of breeding quality?  

[Fragamemnon]

Make no mistake-the reason this bill didn't pass was because Boehner couldn't get the votes from his quorum of nutters. Dems did deliever their share of the votes, the GOP didn't.

himmler was the concentration camp guy. Goebbels was the propaganda dude.

I vote Willco for the Leni Riefenstahl of our great nationalist socialist state. Just let me run our SS, please.

[Phoenix Dark]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

I get dibs on being your Himmler.

i was thinkin' more goebbels. psych warfare is the best!

edit: or was the propaganda guy himmler? i need to bone up on my fascist history if i am going be a credible leader.

Can I be in charge of medically examining the women to see if they are of breeding quality? 

Funny, I would have thought you'd prefer to medically examine the black men instead

[The Fake Shemp]

I accept your nomination.  Our propaganda cinema will be top notch!

[Van Cruncheon]

screw cinema. break out the clamps and the car batteries!

[Smooth Groove]

you don't want me to lead. i have severe fascist tendencies and would likely cultivate a small, deeply loyal military cabal and then send the rest of you to my fuck mines.

I get dibs on being your Himmler.

i was thinkin' more goebbels. psych warfare is the best!

edit: or was the propaganda guy himmler? i need to bone up on my fascist history if i am going be a credible leader.

Can I be in charge of medically examining the women to see if they are of breeding quality? 

Funny, I would have thought you'd prefer to medically examine the black men instead

Well, them too.  I'll make sure that only the biggest guys are breeding.  Sorry, Mr Marcus but it's Lex size or GTFO!

[Phoenix Dark]

At full erectness Mr. Marcus comes close, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. Not everyone can be Mandingo

[The Fake Shemp]

But General Prole, how will we sway the masses if not through moving pictures and inspirational instrumental scores?

[Flannel Boy]

screw cinema. break out the clamps and the car batteries!

Why not combine the two, and produce torture films.

[Van Cruncheon]

only on the 'bore does a thread about a national economic crisis turn to the size of black male genitalia

[The Fake Shemp]

I am not opposed to this.  I've always wanted to break into torture porn!

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus fuck, I lay down to take a nap at 1:30 and wake up to this?  WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

"Hur hur hur, get dem rich folk to suffer.  Mah house ain't gonna be taken or nuthin!  I gots a gun!"

Fuck, republicans are so fucking DUMB.

[The Fake Shemp]

only on the 'bore does a thread about a national economic crisis turn to the size of black male genitalia

Further proof that Phoenix Dark must be enlisted for our front line defense against the capitalist pigs!

[Flannel Boy]

only on the 'bore does a thread about a national economic crisis turn to the size of black male genitalia

Further proof that Phoenix Dark must be enlisted for our front line defense against the capitalist pigs!

I think he'd rather join Smooth Groove in the examination of black penises.

[Smooth Groove]

[Phoenix Dark]

Only if Barney Frank is my personal assistant

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm working on my new hit single, "Economic Freefall".  It will be DLC on Rock Band 2, because in the immediate future, Microsoft Points will be worth more than the dollar.

[patrickula]

[TVC15]

Goebbels was propaganda.  Himmler was the dude that wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

[The Fake Shemp]

How about you be both, TVC!

[Fragamemnon]

Fuck, republicans are so fucking DUMB.

I'd like to think this was the moment when the country realized that these people simply cannot be allowed to participate in an effective democratic government, but I know that's not possible. I wish that when Obama won he would issue an executive order sending McCain donors to internment camps for the good of the country.