the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread

[Van Cruncheon]

as we all freefall into the fuck dumpster of economic history while the tvc-like incarnation of robber capitalism starts lubing its monster cock with jalapeno juice, i have created this thread to post further updates as to the status of our prolapsed and bleeding fiscal rectums.

me, my 401k is almost entirely in tech and industry stocks, but eventually, it too shall suffer as g did. :'(

[Joe Molotov]

I'm scared. 

[Kestastrophe]

RUSSELL 2000

Which way is the soup kitchen?

[Joe Molotov]

Which way is the soup kitchen?

You uppity rich beggars with your soup kitchens. The rest of us are probably be eating dirt.

[Human Snorenado]

I was just on the phone with my uncle, who is pondering if he wants to go to Washington or Wall Street to start shooting people.  My uncle is a crazy gun nut, so I'm not so sure he's kidding.

[Kestastrophe]

I was just on the phone with my uncle, who is pondering if he wants to go to Washington or Wall Street to start shooting people.  My uncle is a crazy gun nut, so I'm not so sure he's kidding.

Thankfully we still have the 2nd amendment

[Oblivion]

So seriously, though, is now a good time to move to Canada?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

everyone needs to be sure to Depressionize their avatars

[Human Snorenado]

Fun game time!  How much will the dow plunge by tomorrow?  Closest to the actual number without going over gets to EAT tomorrow!

I'm saying 1,100.

[Joe Molotov]

So seriously, though, is now a good time to move to Canada?

Nah, if America goes down, it's taking Canada with it.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Fun game time!  How much will the dow plunge by tomorrow?  Closest to the actual number without going over gets to EAT tomorrow!

I'm saying 1,100.

I'm guessing 650.

[Van Cruncheon]

So seriously, though, is now a good time to move to Canada?

terrible time. canada's gonna get raperaped as bad as us. your best bet is to simply clench your jaw around the pillow for four years and hope the mister hyde side of capitalism doesn't pull your large intestine out when it finally withdraws, sticky with the remnants of your financial future.

[Oblivion]

So seriously, though, is now a good time to move to Canada?

Nah, if America goes down, it's taking Canada with it.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Van Cruncheon]

i say 500 and then they close the floor

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That is my avatar, the Bonus Army protest, where WWI veterans wanted to get the stuff they were promised when they were drafted.  When refused, MacArthur, Patton, and Eisenhower began attacking the veterans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonus_Army

I have $11,500 in my account.  I wonder if I should buy anything with it in case it might turn worthless.

[Joe Molotov]

everyone needs to be sure to Depressionize their avatars

I think I'm already good to go.

[Kestastrophe]

I wonder if I should buy anything with it in case it might turn worthless.

The market just lost 9% of its value in one day. Wait a bit and then buy some stocks on the cheap. Shit, with that $11,000 you could get controlling interest of a major investment bank (Bank of EvilBore?)

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i say 500 and then they close the floor

Yeah, that's why I'm low balling. I think it will drop slowly as Congress debates, but today was SUCH a clusterfuck I don't think they can fix it within tomorrow. So as it gets closer to EOD and there's no solution, a precipitous drop followed by a freeze.

[Smooth Groove]

Seriously, will the depression have major negative effects on physicians' salaries?  

Crap, I don't wanna be stuck with $100,000 in educational debts while making very little money.

[Great Rumbler]

The market's getting shot to all hell, so we'd better run out and spend our money now while it's still worth something!

Seriously, will the depression have major negative effects on physicians' salaries? 

Less money for health insurance/care -> Less people going to the hospital/clinic -> Lower salaries for physicians

That pretty much goes for everyone though.

[Flannel Boy]

Seriously, will the depression have major negative effects on physicians' salaries?  

Crap, I don't wanna be stuck with $100,000 in educational debts while making very little money.

Let's get married and move to:



I have Polish citizenship, so we should be able to move around Europe.

[demi]

As much as I'd love to spend spend spend, I still got bills to pay. I am available for $5 jerkoffs though. Hit me up. Discounts for the overweight.

[Smooth Groove]

I dread the day Americans have to live like poor Poles such as Borys and game on 15 inch 4x3 monitors.   

[Great Rumbler]

I dread the day Americans have to live like poor Poles such as Borys and game on 15 inch 4x3 monitors.   

640x480 

[Flannel Boy]

This is Poland we're talking about.

320x240 and 256 colors.

[cloudwalking]

man i'm glad i got the hell out of the US before the economy went totally down the shitter.

do yourself a favour guys and move to a country with REAL banks:

[MrAngryFace]

Depression? I ate swordfish for lunch. 

[Joe Molotov]

Hay guys, what do you think of this new home entertainment system I got on sale at Best Buy. It was still a little pricey, but I decided to treat myself.

[cloudwalking]

only buy it if it comes with the framed iwata photo

[Great Rumbler]

This is Poland we're talking about.

320x240 and 256 colors.

:'(

[Joe Molotov]

only buy it if it comes with the framed iwata photo

Yes, but the pot pies aren't included. You have to get them from your local food rationing depot.

[The Fake Shemp]

Get me a job cloudwalking and I'll crash at your place and learn the native tongue! Bail out, America!

[Smooth Groove]

Get me a job cloudwalking and I'll crash at your place and learn the native tongue! Bail out, America!

How about I feed you for a year in exchange for the forum?

[Brehvolution]

everyone needs to be sure to Depressionize their avatars

I think I'm good.

[cloudwalking]

Get me a job cloudwalking and I'll crash at your place and learn the native tongue! Bail out, America!

it's time to set operation immigration into action

[The Fake Shemp]

I wasn't kidding, cloudwalking. :'(

[MrAngryFace]

use this image and make a Pelosi cry emote!

[Smooth Groove]

Why so worried, Wilco?  Isn't taking advantage of poor people during depressions what Jews do best?

[Joe Molotov]

Why so worried, Wilco?  Isn't taking advantage of poor people during depressions what Jews do best?

He lost his job at Gamestop though, and so his one avenue of taking advantage of people has been taken away.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm lucky enough to have a couple of things lined up, and I did move in with family.  Although, I pay a premium to live in their crazy, big house (like enough rent to live on my own, plus bills) and my monthly costs will add up.

I'm really starting to invest in this meth business, though.  I think it will really pan out.

[y2kev]

I just want to say that Patel's "2 great 2 depressing" moniker was so brilliant that I told my mom and she thought it was so funny she told her office.

patel

[y2kev]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Who will be the token black guy/rapper?

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Who will be the token black guy/rapper?

Not my doing, P.S.

[tiesto]

Well, right now the one thing America has to go for it is its military technology, so I'm safe unless they decide to cut that.

[Mr. Gundam]

RUSSELL 2000

Which way is the soup kitchen?

My wife used to work for Russell, I wonder what the atmosphere is like down at the headquarters in Tacoma?

[Bacon]

Now I'm poor now. Drinky, can you send me a free copy of Vista Ultimate 64bit?

thx

[Don Flamenco]

[drew]

depressinization complete

[Bocsius]

On Countdown, they said the Australian market was down 4% within fifteen minutes of opening.

There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

we can all move to lolbertopian Heinlein's Last Free Market: THE MOON

[Kestastrophe]

RUSSELL 2000

Which way is the soup kitchen?

My wife used to work for Russell, I wonder what the atmosphere is like down at the headquarters in Tacoma?

Not a whole lot they can do, there only 162 stocks increased in value while 3,073 decreased. I bet its a zoo

[Don Flamenco]

also, holy shit at the thread title. 

[TVC15]

i say 500 and then they close the floor

Yeah, that's why I'm low balling. I think it will drop slowly as Congress debates, but today was SUCH a clusterfuck I don't think they can fix it within tomorrow. So as it gets closer to EOD and there's no solution, a precipitous drop followed by a freeze.

They won't be voting on anything until at least Thursday, because of Evil Jew holidays and the laziness of politicians.  So we have 2 days of freeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeee fallllllllin.

[Eric P]

we can all move to lolbertopian Heinlein's Last Free Market: THE MOON

there's no such thing as free freeze dried ice cream

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i say 500 and then they close the floor

Yeah, that's why I'm low balling. I think it will drop slowly as Congress debates, but today was SUCH a clusterfuck I don't think they can fix it within tomorrow. So as it gets closer to EOD and there's no solution, a precipitous drop followed by a freeze.

They won't be voting on anything until at least Thursday, because of Evil Jew holidays and the laziness of politicians.  So we have 2 days of freeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeee fallllllllin.

first the international bankers cause this crisis

then they take off for international bank holidays?

typical bankers

[TVC15]

i say 500 and then they close the floor

Yeah, that's why I'm low balling. I think it will drop slowly as Congress debates, but today was SUCH a clusterfuck I don't think they can fix it within tomorrow. So as it gets closer to EOD and there's no solution, a precipitous drop followed by a freeze.

They won't be voting on anything until at least Thursday, because of Evil Jew holidays and the laziness of politicians.  So we have 2 days of freeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeee fallllllllin.

first the international bankers cause this crisis

then they take off for international bank holidays?

typical bankers

Not even bank holidays, JEW holidays.  Those types of holiday are just about as "real" as our hilariously fictional economic system.

[Bloodwake]

Best thread title ever

2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING

[y2kev]

RUSSELL 2000

Which way is the soup kitchen?

My wife used to work for Russell, I wonder what the atmosphere is like down at the headquarters in Tacoma?

Not a whole lot they can do, there only 162 stocks increased in value while 3,073 decreased. I bet its a zoo

I just talked to some recruiters from there. They seemed really cool.

[Howard Alan Treesong]