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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2008, 04:09:03 PM »
At least my parents don't have too much in the stock market. They do have a house they need to sell, though... :'(
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2008, 04:16:51 PM »
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.
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« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2008, 04:19:20 PM »
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.

I haven't asked my dad, but my wife's lost a good amount of money in her 401k recently.

I haven't bothered to see how my state retirement plan and pension are doing, though.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2008, 04:33:08 PM »
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2008, 04:34:42 PM »
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(

I did boo.

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« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2008, 04:36:19 PM »
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(

I did boo.

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2008, 04:51:07 PM »
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2008, 04:54:41 PM »
BUY BUY BUY HAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS HELLO OH HELLO THERE


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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2008, 05:02:08 PM »
I might even go as high as a DON'T BUY!

DON'T BUY BLUTH!
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2008, 05:02:59 PM »
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.

I haven't asked my dad, but my wife's lost a good amount of money in her 401k recently.

I haven't bothered to see how my state retirement plan and pension are doing, though.
I consulted with my dad on his 401k last weekend. He has lost $26,000 this year as he is in a S&P 500 and Russell 1000 index funds at my recommendation a few years ago. I told him that he could keep his contribution where it's at, or he could invest in treasuries which would guarantee him a positive return in the short-term. He chose to keep contributing to those indexed funds, but he couldn't get over how much he's lost in this quarter alone. 

Holy shit at Cramer. What a fucking distinguished effete fellow, somebody should invite him here
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2008, 05:04:32 PM »

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2008, 05:07:21 PM »

http://gawker.com/5059535/jim-cramer-begs-america-to-abandon-hope
He's full of shit, I just heard him on CNBC saying that there were some great values out there.  :lol
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2008, 05:53:44 PM »
Carl Icahn on CNBC right now, ripping American management and compensation system. He calls for more regulation and business reform

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2008, 06:47:07 PM »
I get the feeling that even though regulations will be ramped up considerably in the next administration, some moron 20 years from now is going to make the push for deregulation...and get it.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #75 on: October 06, 2008, 09:45:47 PM »
The credit crunch appears to have spread to other countries like a bad case of the clap.

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2008, 09:51:33 PM »
Cramer is almost never right, that's whats hilarious.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2008, 10:47:58 PM »
We need a giant fucking computer that simply assigns share prices to company stock on accounting principles.
It's called the price to book ratio, although the p/e ratio is much more popular with investors. I think that the p/e ration is much too short-sighted since earnings are often an aberration.

This would render the stock market pointless.
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« Reply #78 on: October 07, 2008, 12:23:14 AM »
I get the feeling that even though regulations will be ramped up considerably in the next administration, some moron 20 years from now is going to make the push for deregulation...and get it.
there's no greater motto of life than history repeats itself.

19th century style laissez faire => great depression => FDR and Big Deal + Great Society => Reagan deregulation + Republican revolution of 90s => today
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2008, 12:37:59 AM »
This would render the stock market pointless.
Not really since you could still project growth and hence you'd still have investment based on calculated future earnings instead of 'feelings'.

Anyway our local stock market cut rates by 1% which has one set of morons talking about buying more shit, another set saying it's a victory for political party X and others knowing that we're truly fucked.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #80 on: October 07, 2008, 12:50:55 AM »
The Toronto stock exchange was 50% higher just a few months ago. My parents' retirement savings are fucked.


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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2008, 04:05:45 AM »
This would render the stock market pointless.
Not really since you could still project growth and hence you'd still have investment based on calculated future earnings instead of 'feelings'.

Anyway our local stock market cut rates by 1% which has one set of morons talking about buying more shit, another set saying it's a victory for political party X and others knowing that we're truly fucked.

Book value is the OPPOSITE of a growth-based valuation method. If I have to explain this, i don't know if it's worth continuing to talk really.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2008, 09:58:50 AM »
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14346.html
Goddamn this bailout smells.  Bailout pimp worked for Goldman Sachs and:
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Kashkari, it turns out, was one of the original authors of the bailout plan. In a secretive effort over “many, many months,” he was a part of a small team at Treasury working on the plan, said David H. McCormick, under secretary for international affairs.

“It was certainly a contingency that we hoped we wouldn’t need to consider.”
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Although he’ll direct the largest government intervention in the markets in American history, Kashkari told the AEI audience: “I am a free-market Republican.

“We need to enable the necessary correction to move forward as quickly as possible,” Kashkari said at one point, cutting the air with his hands for emphasis. “We’re having a necessary correction, and we don’t want to do anything to slow it down. We need to get through it.”

Kashkari also made it clear that there’s no “silver bullet” to fix the housing market. “There’s no one tool that’s going to solve all of our problems,” he said.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #83 on: October 07, 2008, 10:48:21 AM »
WTF!!!!
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #84 on: October 07, 2008, 04:56:43 PM »
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #85 on: October 07, 2008, 04:59:45 PM »
Still OVER 9000?!??!?!?!??!
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #86 on: October 07, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »
WSJ estimates Dick Fuld's compensation (CEO of Lehman) from 2000-2008 at $450M. What a joke.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #87 on: October 07, 2008, 05:01:58 PM »
What do people do with all of that money?
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #88 on: October 07, 2008, 05:02:08 PM »
Still OVER 9000?!??!?!?!??!

Don't worry, when John McCain heard that he promptly suspended his campaign.  "My friends," he said, "I will not rest until the Dow is under 8,000.  I'm afraid we must cancel this debate tonight, for I must put Country First."
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #89 on: October 07, 2008, 05:08:29 PM »
what does the scanner say about DOW's power level
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2008, 05:09:27 PM »
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2008, 05:14:14 PM »
What do people do with all of that money?

Wipe their asses with it and laugh at us?
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #92 on: October 07, 2008, 05:21:14 PM »
Campbell's soup stock continues it's strong performance, only losing 27 cents on the day for a decrease of -.69%.  For comparison, the Dow dropped 5.1% today.  BUY SOUP STOCKS NOW!
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2008, 07:23:35 PM »
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
At least he got punched in the face for it.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #94 on: October 07, 2008, 07:27:15 PM »
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
At least he got punched in the face for it.
What?
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #96 on: October 07, 2008, 07:41:47 PM »
That is awesome.  :lol

He deserves alot worse. They should appropriate some of his money to shareholders as a liquidating dividend.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #97 on: October 08, 2008, 12:45:31 PM »
It is down -150 right now, just a little above 9200.  I'm wondering when the Dow will stop hemorrhaging and start stabilizing.  9000?  8000?

It seems amazing that last year, it was 14000.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #98 on: October 08, 2008, 12:52:00 PM »
new book idea: DOW ZERO
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #99 on: October 08, 2008, 01:17:45 PM »
You need a catchy subtitle.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2008, 01:18:14 PM »
Dow Jones Limbo, a fun activity for the whole family!

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2008, 01:58:44 PM »
* drozmight picks up the phone

"SELL, IDIOT, SELL! SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL SELL, FUCKING SELL... FASTER SELL SELL FASTER! SHIT!"
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #102 on: October 08, 2008, 05:57:16 PM »
Wow, a Ben Stein article that didn't make me angry at the screen.  :wtf

http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/yourlife/112984

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2008, 03:32:49 PM »
Someone needs to edit the title of this thread.

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2008, 03:34:51 PM »
It has 40 minutes to recover!
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« Reply #105 on: October 09, 2008, 03:54:10 PM »
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« Reply #106 on: October 09, 2008, 03:57:29 PM »
they should've asked the prez candidates how many points they thought the stock market would go down between the 2nd and 3rd debates
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« Reply #107 on: October 09, 2008, 04:03:46 PM »
they should've asked the prez candidates how many points they thought the stock market would go down between the 2nd and 3rd debates

McCain: 500 . . . no 700 . . .no 2,000
Obama: I don't think that question is appropriate; workers are losing their jobs, families are losing their homes, and old folks are losing their savings.
McCain: THAT ONE! THAT n. . . .
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #108 on: October 09, 2008, 04:14:55 PM »
i love the wsj's relentless optimism. "hey, guys, i think we're almost in a recession now!" O RLY.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #109 on: October 09, 2008, 04:16:27 PM »
Another 300 point drop and I'll start investing.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #110 on: October 09, 2008, 04:19:44 PM »
8,589.70   Down 668.40 (7.22%)

The Experiment, I have no idea where the bottom is, but the Dow is down 5500 from its high of a year ago. At this point, who cares about 300 points.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #111 on: October 09, 2008, 04:24:48 PM »
TSX still above 9000 :bow2   :usacry

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #112 on: October 09, 2008, 04:33:02 PM »
pussies who sell in a panic should not be allowed to invest

stocks are not for the weak-kneed

hence, they should not be used for folks who tie their retirements, educations, and future up in their investments

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #113 on: October 09, 2008, 04:38:15 PM »
UNDER 9000?!?!?

Thanks Cramer, you stupid loud fuck:

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« Reply #114 on: October 09, 2008, 04:40:51 PM »
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The International Monetary Fund said Thursday that Canada will lead the G7 in economic growth next year and avoid a recession. Shortly after that, the World Economic Forum, a Geneva-based independent think-tank, released a report saying Canada has the world's soundest banking system. Canada's biggest trading partner, the United States, ranked 40th in the world for the soundest of its financial system, behind countries like the Barbados and Namibia.

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #115 on: October 09, 2008, 04:41:12 PM »
DOW IS LOW ON HP



HERE YA GO DOW!
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #116 on: October 09, 2008, 04:41:41 PM »
yeah, we can probably place a reasonable bit of blame on cramer freaking out
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« Reply #117 on: October 09, 2008, 04:42:03 PM »
US = playstation brand

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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #118 on: October 09, 2008, 04:44:53 PM »
Title change plz.
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Re: Stock Market under 10,000
« Reply #119 on: October 09, 2008, 04:47:14 PM »
8,589.70   Down 668.40 (7.22%)

The Experiment, I have no idea where the bottom is, but the Dow is down 5500 from its high of a year ago. At this point, who cares about 300 points.

The bottom can't be too far down.  The biggest gains from the past decade have been from the credit default swaps, which started to be used in 1997, around the same time the Dow began exploding.  My guess from reading is that the Dow will return to pre-CDS levels, which is 7000-8000.
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