Author Topic: The Official Bloodwake Flaked On Secret Santa Thread -- Check for the latest! (Read 61165 times)

Tieno · « **Reply #420 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:15:21 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 19, 2009, 08:48:51 PM

Quote from: Tieno on January 19, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
Is it wired? I hate wireless mice, it's useless and you have to change batteries.

Hey gay some wireless come with cradles.

Probably expensive.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #421 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:00:43 AM »

I used the candle cohen got me while I was sexing the other night

muckhole · « **Reply #422 on:** January 28, 2009, 11:44:43 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on January 28, 2009, 09:55:00 AM

Quote from: Scenester on January 28, 2009, 05:00:43 AM
I used the candle cohen got me while I was sexing the other night

She must have thought it was so romantic. But I guess it was easy for you, since twins think a like.

I thought that was BrandNew.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #423 on:** January 28, 2009, 01:17:37 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on January 28, 2009, 09:55:00 AM

Quote from: Scenester on January 28, 2009, 05:00:43 AM
I used the candle cohen got me while I was sexing the other night

She must have thought it was so romantic. But I guess it was easy for you, since twins think a like.

I dont get it, are you implying that I slept with my (non-existant) twin sister? Sick burn

demi · « **Reply #424 on:** January 28, 2009, 01:19:40 PM »

I think he's saying you in fact stared at a mirror and fucked yourself with a cucumber

demi · « **Reply #425 on:** January 28, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »

Then ate it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #426 on:** January 28, 2009, 01:35:57 PM »

Scenester analilated.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #427 on:** February 03, 2009, 06:56:24 PM »

Any update? I don't want to go out and buy something you might be getting me (ie. Zack and Miri blu-ray).

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #428 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:19:44 PM »

I smell the banhammer returning to give someone a spanking.

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By banhammer, I mean demi's penis.

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drozmight · « **Reply #429 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:54:58 AM »

his penis functions like a jack hammer, not a paddle.

Bildi · « **Reply #430 on:** February 04, 2009, 02:02:46 AM »

I wonder if he actually owns a paddle.

Cheebs · « **Reply #431 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:32:44 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 03, 2009, 06:56:24 PM

Any update? I don't want to go out and buy something you might be getting me (ie. Zack and Miri blu-ray).

Poor distantmanta... $:-\$

Are not going to buy ANY dvd/blu-rays till then?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #432 on:** February 06, 2009, 01:44:16 PM »

Go ahead and get Zack and Miri.

Now, my college work isn't paying me now when I was supposed to get paid today.

muckhole · « **Reply #433 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:14:36 PM »

Make him post pics of the shit I got him first. I need praise and validation!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #434 on:** February 06, 2009, 02:57:56 PM »

Okay, I sorted out the problem. I get paid on Monday. The college pushed it back because of the massive ice storm that knocked out the campus for several days.

After that, I'm going to one-day ship Distantmantra some blu-rays immediately straight from Amazon. They aren't even coming to my house. I'm going to print screen the order form and send it to Demi via PM. I am also banning myself from Secret Santa until I graduate college and have a steady full-time job.

If Demi wants to ban me from EB after Monday, that's his choice. Other than that, thanks for those who gave me some understanding and sorry to those who don't understand. It's been fucking hell dealing with the bank, and after this, I'm closing my account there and going somewhere else. The latest transgression: a security leak compromised my debit card number.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #435 on:** February 06, 2009, 04:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 06, 2009, 02:57:56 PM

Okay, I sorted out the problem. I get paid on Monday. The college pushed it back because of the massive ice storm that knocked out the campus for several days.

After that, I'm going to one-day ship Distantmantra some blu-rays immediately straight from Amazon. They aren't even coming to my house. I'm going to print screen the order form and send it to Demi via PM. I am also banning myself from Secret Santa until I graduate college and have a steady full-time job.

If Demi wants to ban me from EB after Monday, that's his choice. Other than that, thanks for those who gave me some understanding and sorry to those who don't understand. It's been fucking hell dealing with the bank, and after this, I'm closing my account there and going somewhere else. The latest transgression: a security leak compromised my debit card number.

No worries, man. I was just curious what was up and hadn't seen you on EB in a while and that horrible ice storm in KY. Spending freeze in the Mantra house due to buying a car this weekend, so Zack and Miri has not been purchased.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #436 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:29:50 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 06, 2009, 02:57:56 PM

Okay, I sorted out the problem. I get paid on Monday. The college pushed it back because of the massive ice storm that knocked out the campus for several days.

After that, I'm going to one-day ship Distantmantra some blu-rays immediately straight from Amazon. They aren't even coming to my house. I'm going to print screen the order form and send it to Demi via PM. I am also banning myself from Secret Santa until I graduate college and have a steady full-time job.

If Demi wants to ban me from EB after Monday, that's his choice. Other than that, thanks for those who gave me some understanding and sorry to those who don't understand. It's been fucking hell dealing with the bank, and after this, I'm closing my account there and going somewhere else. The latest transgression: a security leak compromised my debit card number.

you're not getting banned. i'm in charge of secret santa, demi isn't.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #437 on:** February 09, 2009, 08:53:26 AM »

I'm ordering it right now.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #438 on:** February 09, 2009, 09:19:34 AM »

The gift is ordered. distantmantra, PM me when you get the first package. That's not all. Most of the stuff that's already available on your wishlist was out so I just preordered something that wasn't out yet in your name. It should come to the same address.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #439 on:** February 09, 2009, 11:46:25 AM »

Are you talking about an Amazon wishlist or my DVD Aficionado one? Because I don't have an Amazon wishlist.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #440 on:** February 09, 2009, 12:21:57 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 09, 2009, 11:46:25 AM

Are you talking about an Amazon wishlist or my DVD Aficionado one? Because I don't have an Amazon wishlist.

DVD Afficianado.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #441 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:39:11 PM »

I was pretty sure I already posted these muckhole, but

You kick ass. Thanks. Now whenever I go to film class and sit through Blade Runner, less knowledgeable cretins will realize the true meaning of my T-Shirt halfway through the film while I lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #442 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:40:35 PM »

Dang, I hope I get muchole as my SS next year.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #443 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 11, 2009, 04:40:35 PM

Dang, I hope I get muchole as my SS next year.

He "threw in" the Watchmen as a bonus. $80 value.

muckhole · « **Reply #444 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:58:26 PM »

Glad you liked the stuff Bloodwake. My favorite thing was the reindeer that poops out brown jelly-beans.

Hope the shirt fits OK.

demi · « **Reply #445 on:** February 11, 2009, 04:58:38 PM »

I hope you like sucking cock Bloodwake, because muckhole something something

drew · « **Reply #446 on:** February 11, 2009, 05:01:29 PM »

muckhole

ima send him something one day

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if i can ever find where i put the damn bubble envelope

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Eric P · « **Reply #447 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:43:41 PM »

muckhole truly is king of kings

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #448 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:56:43 PM »

Malek destroyed.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #449 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:00:01 PM »

Amazon ship stuff out yet? I'm going to be out of town this weekend and don't want my mail getting stolen.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #450 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:25:04 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 12, 2009, 09:00:01 PM

Amazon ship stuff out yet? I'm going to be out of town this weekend and don't want my mail getting stolen.

Let me check online. I'm surprised you didn't get the first part yet.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bloodwake · « **Reply #451 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:33:28 PM »

Okay, so the other fucking item is backordered now too.

FUCK.

Just so you don't think I'm bullshitting you distantmantra, I sent proof to both cloudwalking and demi.

I'm going to recheck this weekend. If any of the other items on your list come in I will go ahead and switch them out.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #452 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:48:23 PM »

Don't worry about it. What exactly did you order? I don't need to be surprised, that way I'll make sure I don't buy them.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #453 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:49:58 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 13, 2009, 04:48:23 PM

Don't worry about it. What exactly did you order? I don't need to be surprised, that way I'll make sure I don't buy them.

I went ahead and got Zach and Miri since you asked for it in the thread specifically, and I preordered Slumdog Millionaire on Blu-ray for you. There, now you don't have to pm me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #454 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:02:20 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 04:49:58 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on February 13, 2009, 04:48:23 PM
Don't worry about it. What exactly did you order? I don't need to be surprised, that way I'll make sure I don't buy them.

I went ahead and got Zach and Miri since you asked for it in the thread specifically, and I preordered Slumdog Millionaire on Blu-ray for you. There, now you don't have to pm me.

BLOODWAKE

Apparently Amazon got hit hard on Zack and Miri preorders due to Target and Wal-Mart selling versions with edited titles.

I think Slumdog got pushed back to TBA instead of the original 2/24/09 release date.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #455 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:06:00 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on February 13, 2009, 05:02:20 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on February 13, 2009, 04:48:23 PM
Don't worry about it. What exactly did you order? I don't need to be surprised, that way I'll make sure I don't buy them.

I went ahead and got Zach and Miri since you asked for it in the thread specifically, and I preordered Slumdog Millionaire on Blu-ray for you. There, now you don't have to pm me.

BLOODWAKE
BLOODWAKE

Apparently Amazon got hit hard on Zack and Miri preorders due to Target and Wal-Mart selling versions with edited titles.

I think Slumdog got pushed back to TBA instead of the original 2/24/09 release date.

on Slumdog because I was going to order me a copy too.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #456 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:26:16 PM »

muckhole is a true og knows his movies an shit

Bloodwake · « **Reply #457 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:53:53 PM »

HOLY SHIT MY FORUM HATRED IS OVER

According to UPS, Zack and Miri SHOULD be at distantmantra's house today.

YAY

Bloodwake · « **Reply #458 on:** February 18, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »

Oh yeah, and this latest Amazon order got me Rolling Stone for a year for $1.

demi · « **Reply #459 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:35:24 PM »

Well I'm glad you got what you wanted, Bloodwake. We're only in February and Distantmantra still hasn't received his gift. But it's ok. You got Rolling Stone for a dollar.

I hope you go to hell.

Reb · « **Reply #460 on:** February 18, 2009, 03:38:28 PM »

Change his name to Bloodflake. ^_^

Bloodwake · « **Reply #461 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:10:02 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 18, 2009, 03:35:24 PM

Well I'm glad you got what you wanted, Bloodwake. We're only in February and Distantmantra still hasn't received his gift. But it's ok. You got Rolling Stone for a dollar.

I hope you go to hell.

Do you want me to send you a fucking print screen of the UPS website with the goddamn tracking number that says ARRIVED?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #462 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:21:25 PM »

There's my proof. It hasn't arrived per se YET but it's in fucking Redmond, WA. The estimated arrival date is TODAY and since the west coast is three hours behind it should be delivered TODAY since it's only 1:20 there right now.

The rest of it, as previously stated, will arrive when Slumdog Millionaire releases in the United States on Blu-ray.

demi · « **Reply #463 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:22:22 PM »

I don't see distantmantra here, unless I accidentally deleted his post to make the lulz last longer

Bloodwake · « **Reply #464 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:24:20 PM »

I'm sure as soon as he gets home and sees the package it will be posted online. There's no logical reason why the package shouldn't arrive today other than UPS sucking.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #465 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:32:44 PM »

Whatever. I fulfilled my transgression. Get off my nuts.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #466 on:** February 18, 2009, 04:37:21 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 18, 2009, 04:36:27 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 18, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
Whatever. I fulfilled my transgression. Get off my nuts.
not quite. you still have to post in my mega man thread in gaming, because no one else does :'(

I'll be glad to, since Mega Man fucking kicks ass. I still need to go beat Mega Man 9, btw. SO CLOSE TO THE END AND YET SO FAR.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #467 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:03:23 PM »

demi · « **Reply #468 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:08:39 PM »

Male adult, how descriptive

Maybe his neighbor took it. Or the black man outside the building.

Stupid republicunt.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #469 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »

I was that male adult!

I'm home on mid-winter break this week, so I was here when the UPS guy stopped by the house.

Thanks, Bloodwake! I can't wait for Slumdog (March 31st release date, by the way)!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #470 on:** February 18, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »

Wow you got a christmas gift! 2 months later.

What a fucking cock Blood is. That college excuse is bs.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #471 on:** February 18, 2009, 06:30:41 PM »

I wonder what the rest of the gift is...

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #472 on:** February 18, 2009, 07:04:08 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on February 18, 2009, 05:59:41 PM

Wow you got a christmas gift! 2 months later.

What a fucking cock Blood is. That college excuse is bs.

Fuck off.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #473 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:48:21 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on February 18, 2009, 05:59:41 PM

Wow you got a christmas gift! 2 months later.

What a fucking cock Blood is. That college excuse is bs.

It might be late, but it's stuff I really wanted, so it's alright.

tiesto · « **Reply #474 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:04:35 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 18, 2009, 04:36:27 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 18, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
Whatever. I fulfilled my transgression. Get off my nuts.
not quite. you still have to post in my mega man thread in gaming, because no one else does :'(

Well if it makes you feel any better, jarosh, I always read your updates in that thread...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #475 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:50:21 AM »

So, when does this thread get locked and unstickied since I'm emerging from the EB doghouse?

Cheebs · « **Reply #476 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:52:15 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 11:50:21 AM

So, when does this thread get locked and unstickied since I'm emerging from the EB doghouse?

If it goes anywhere it should go to the hall of fame

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #477 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:59:37 AM »

Why are we gangfucking a member who fulfilled his obligations again?

Perhaps if he continued to flake you'd elect him Icon

Bloodwake · « **Reply #478 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:58:49 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 19, 2009, 11:59:37 AM

Why are we gangfucking a member who fulfilled his obligations again?

Perhaps if he continued to flake you'd elect him Icon

Now that would be funny. But there would have to be a special "Bloodwake sucks at life" thread in the secret Icon board once that happened.

Eric P · « **Reply #479 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:11:30 PM »

another one?

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