Author Topic: FABLE II thread and nothing more (Read 58572 times)

drew · « **Reply #120 on:** October 23, 2008, 08:33:23 PM »

pics

TVC15 · « **Reply #121 on:** October 23, 2008, 08:50:01 PM »

If I can get to a spot where he looks good up close. When you look at the characters up close, they tend to look uggo.

I just got the ability for semi-RE4 aiming with the gun. I was just sitting on the balcony of my house shooting out other peoples' windows. Everybody in Bowerstone hates me and runs away and screams murderer when I'm around. I murdered some chick's husband because she was in love with me but wouldn't marry me. I busted into her house at night and murdered her husband in front of her. For whatever reason she didn't love me anymore then, so I killed her.

drew · « **Reply #122 on:** October 23, 2008, 08:53:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 23, 2008, 08:50:01 PM

I just got the ability for semi-RE4 aiming with the gun. I was just sitting on the balcony of my house shooting out other peoples' windows. Everybody in Bowerstone hates me and runs away and screams murderer when I'm around. I murdered some chick's husband because she was in love with me but wouldn't marry me. I busted into her house at night and murdered her husband in front of her. For whatever reason she didn't love me anymore then, so I killed her.

See that's whats so great about Saints Row 2, you can go on a 3 star hijack full of S.W.A.T. and helicopters then when you get paid your ransom you slam on the brakes and he/she walks out and everyone just gets on with their lives.

TVC15 · « **Reply #123 on:** October 23, 2008, 08:59:01 PM »

I still haven't found anyone to have gay sex with

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #124 on:** October 23, 2008, 08:59:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 23, 2008, 08:59:01 PM

I still haven't found anyone to have gay sex with

You have yourself to blame. Who's gonna be able to handle that large member?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #125 on:** October 23, 2008, 09:01:22 PM »

Got it.

omg can't wait to be a drag queen murderer with devil horns. I heard there was a gay farmer or something in the game.

TVC15 · « **Reply #126 on:** October 23, 2008, 09:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 23, 2008, 08:59:51 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 23, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
I still haven't found anyone to have gay sex with

You have yourself to blame. Who's gonna be able to handle that large member?

I did eat a bunch of pies to make myself a fatass. There's no use in playing these games if you aren't going to be obese.

Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 23, 2008, 09:01:22 PM

Got it.

omg can't wait to be a drag queen murderer with devil horns. I heard there was a gay farmer or something in the game.

I am wearing gothy make-up and I have pig tails. I might start going drag, too.

TVC15 · « **Reply #127 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:18:36 PM »

Wooo I got gay married

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 23, 2008, 10:20:55 PM

I saw TVC's orb, I like how that works. I gave him an emerald and it gave me an acheivement, then he gave me a doll!

I five starred blacksmithing, and I'm buying stores and what not.

sounds like Animal Crossing 360

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i want this

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TVC15 · « **Reply #129 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:27:53 PM »

I just married another dude. I'll be a mormon for a while. Maybe I should get a wife, too. Is there a downside to having unprotected sex with multiple male partners?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #130 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:28:10 PM »

buy it so we can trade stuff and shit, PD

TVC15 · « **Reply #131 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:29:50 PM »

My second male wife, Hugh the Beggar, says he likes that I'm so big because there's more of me to love. He then proceeded to "whip me like I've never been whipped before"

I think I'm going to go across the street and marry the chick there and get her knocked up.

TVC15 · « **Reply #132 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:40:18 PM »

Well, my love life just collapsed. My two husbands discovered each other and walked in on me just after I got done bangin some hussy from the bar.

Mojo watched.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #133 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:41:56 PM »

Your husbands are ugly as fuck.

TVC15 · « **Reply #134 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:45:01 PM »

One of them is a BEGGAR!

And I'm no looker myself. Lemme get a picture.

TVC15 · « **Reply #135 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:50:47 PM »

Note, he is white. He is just very, very evil.

Their love meters were dropping fast, so I shot one of my husbands in the head, dead. I then gave my other husband a toy sword and a piece of chocolate, to which he replied "This is why our marriage works."

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #136 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:53:21 PM »

Evil = Blackface

Good = German master race

Molyneux, die.

That hat is cute, btw.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #137 on:** October 23, 2008, 10:57:26 PM »

Quote

Their love meters were dropping fast, so I shot one of my husbands in the head, dead. I then gave my other husband a toy sword and a piece of chocolate, to which he replied "This is why our marriage works."

I cant wait to play this now.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #138 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:04:21 PM »

shit just got real.

demi · « **Reply #139 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:07:55 PM »

Damn those graphics are NASTY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #140 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:16:35 PM »

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Their love meters were dropping fast, so I shot one of my husbands in the head, dead. I then gave my other husband a toy sword and a piece of chocolate, to which he replied "This is why our marriage works."

You can kill your spouse? Are there any ramifications

TVC15 · « **Reply #141 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:22:28 PM »

If anyone knows, you get charged with murder. If you have any children, child protective services takes them away.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:27:50 PM »

Can you beat/kill your children? Not that I would of course

demi · « **Reply #143 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 23, 2008, 11:27:50 PM

Can you beat/kill your children? Not that I would of course

smh black people lying

yes you can kill the kids

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #144 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:29:42 PM »

lol @ TVC

TVC15 · « **Reply #145 on:** October 23, 2008, 11:40:54 PM »

I'm trying to make my baby hate me. I gifted it a bottle of booze.

Mupepe · « **Reply #146 on:** October 24, 2008, 12:23:36 AM »

Is there any way to change what your spouse wears? i married a barmaid and she's being dumb and wearing the same ugly shit she was when i met her.

TVC15 · « **Reply #147 on:** October 24, 2008, 01:20:35 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 24, 2008, 12:23:36 AM

Is there any way to change what your spouse wears? i married a barmaid and she's being dumb and wearing the same ugly shit she was when i met her.

I don't think so. I kept giving my hubby dresses and he wouldn't change.

cool breeze · « **Reply #148 on:** October 24, 2008, 01:50:03 AM »

I decided that I'm gonna marry one of the posh women in that rich place, but there are no houses to buy...damnit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #149 on:** October 24, 2008, 03:05:51 AM »

I can't stop playing this. It has some flaws and rough edges, but this is truly Lionhead's first great game.

cool breeze · « **Reply #150 on:** October 24, 2008, 03:28:47 AM »

It is pretty addicting. I was supposed to stop playing 3 hours ago, I turned off my 360 7 minutes ago.

I still feel like there is no sense of accomplishment or really anything for your actions.

TVC15 · « **Reply #151 on:** October 24, 2008, 03:51:51 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on October 24, 2008, 03:28:47 AM

I still feel like there is no sense of accomplishment or really anything for your actions.

To a degree, I kinda want this. I find it somewhat comforting to know that I could fix my rep in Bowerstone if I put just an hour of work into it. I like that it doesn't feel like I've permanently fucked my dude over.

demi · « **Reply #152 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:44:48 PM »

This game is hideous and really turns me off from playing it

demi · « **Reply #153 on:** October 25, 2008, 03:14:28 AM »

the co-op is complete trash

demi · « **Reply #154 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:57:03 AM »

The orbs are such a cool feature.

drew · « **Reply #155 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:02:12 AM »

homoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

spoiler (click to show/hide)

can I get that copy of OG Fable?

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demi · « **Reply #156 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:03:34 AM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #157 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:09:18 AM »

This game really hates indecisive people, nice people, or anyone who doesn't want to get pissed off. Two things got fucked over big time for my character because I unknowingly did something, then the game autosaved, and then I realized on what I lost and can never gain. I really wish so many aspects of this game weren't automatic since it's so janky. I hate how left is both heal me, scold my dog, and throw angry remarks at people. Then there is other shit like menu lag and the hud overlaying and blocking other things you need to see. There have been a number of times where I would think I pressed by to exit out of a menu only to shoot a damn force blast at someone and now the cops are after me FUCK

TVC15 · « **Reply #158 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:11:52 AM »

Yeah, one of my few legit complaints would be the flakiness of the context sensitive d-pad menu. Too often it seems to eitehr be not showing anything relevant or not showing anything at all. It's inconsistent enough that I'm kinda surprised it passed testing.

demi · « **Reply #159 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:49:46 AM »

If any of you get your Hero Doll post what one you get... so we can set up some trading for the Doll achievement

There are 5 to collect

* Theresa
* Reaver
* Lucien
* Hammer
* Garth

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #160 on:** October 25, 2008, 08:53:36 AM »

If you guys want the achievement for selling a house for double, the best one appears after you save the second Hero (or maybe it's there before, I dunno). Go into Bowerstone old town and buy the first house on the left, it cost me $5800. This house has tons of shitty furniture, unlike the Marketplace area where they already have 3 and 4 star stuff. This house also has TONS of furniture, we're talking 20 or so pieces. AND it has a trophy plaque. I brought it to $21k in just a few minutes.

Quote from: swaggaz on October 25, 2008, 05:09:18 AM

This game really hates indecisive people, nice people, or anyone who doesn't want to get pissed off. Two things got fucked over big time for my character because I unknowingly did something, then the game autosaved, and then I realized on what I lost and can never gain. I really wish so many aspects of this game weren't automatic since it's so janky. I hate how left is both heal me, scold my dog, and throw angry remarks at people. Then there is other shit like menu lag and the hud overlaying and blocking other things you need to see. There have been a number of times where I would think I pressed by to exit out of a menu only to shoot a damn force blast at someone and now the cops are after me FUCK

I hate when you think you're locked on to someone, press Y, but you do a spell and everyone fears you. Safety mode should prevent you from withdrawing or using weapons in towns.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #161 on:** October 25, 2008, 12:14:40 PM »

Just picked it up last night and have only gotten a few hours into it but I'm really liking it so far. It already seems infinitely more polished and focused over the first Fable and I'm honestly surprised with how good it looks (at times).

Those fucking orbs are distracting as hell though. It just seems too wierd seeing people on my friends list that I barely know floating around watching me hammer a sword. Go somewhere else you filthy poors and leave me alone.

Akala · « **Reply #162 on:** October 25, 2008, 12:32:26 PM »

I was going to hold off on this game, but TVC's pics pushed me over the edge.

Will probably get later on today.

demi · « **Reply #163 on:** October 25, 2008, 03:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 25, 2008, 12:14:40 PM

Just picked it up last night and have only gotten a few hours into it but I'm really liking it so far. It already seems infinitely more polished and focused over the first Fable and I'm honestly surprised with how good it looks (at times).

Those fucking orbs are distracting as hell though. It just seems too wierd seeing people on my friends list that I barely know floating around watching me hammer a sword. Go somewhere else you filthy poors and leave me alone.

Set Orbs to Everyone and get mindfucked at how many people are on at the same time

cool breeze · « **Reply #164 on:** October 25, 2008, 03:44:37 PM »

well, that was incredibly anti-climactic.

This game isn't really that great as an RPG, but as a 'life sim' it isn't bad.

archie4208 · « **Reply #165 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:06:17 PM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #166 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:10:57 PM »

demi · « **Reply #167 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:15:00 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #168 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:16:39 PM »

muckhole · « **Reply #169 on:** October 25, 2008, 04:27:34 PM »

Shit, I just realized I never got my card with the bonus armor code in my special edition. Now I have to wait for some workaround at the end of the month.

cool breeze · « **Reply #170 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:00:25 PM »

Having a wife sucks. She lives in a castle that cost a million gold, I fathered two children with her, yet she still is only 'happy' and not very happy with this shit. I even give her 5 times the amount of gold she wants per day and she isn't very happy. I knew I should have married a hooker.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #171 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:09:10 PM »

Which castle is that? Do you have to get to a certain point to be able to buy it?

I just cleared a million gold in assets, I want the 2.5M achievement.

cool breeze · « **Reply #172 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:16:36 PM »

The one in the posh area of Bowerstone. I got it after I beat the game, so yeah.

The biggest prize from it is

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a cheeseburger formula

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demi · « **Reply #173 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:27:27 PM »

Which Hero Doll did you guys get from the shooting gallery?

Jansen · « **Reply #174 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:31:51 PM »

rent? are kidding me? fable 2 is the shit. buy buy buy.

Mrbob · « **Reply #175 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:40:58 PM »

I rented it.

Once I finish the campaign I won't touch the game again. Saved myself 60 dollars.

cool breeze · « **Reply #176 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:46:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 25, 2008, 05:27:27 PM

Which Hero Doll did you guys get from the shooting gallery?

Lucian. I have 7 of them because I kept getting second place.

demi · « **Reply #177 on:** October 25, 2008, 05:53:42 PM »

You can get all the decision achievements at the end by picking the card, then restarting your xbox / exit to dash before it saves

cool breeze · « **Reply #178 on:** October 25, 2008, 06:00:12 PM »

the fuck? my daughter went out to fight monsters, so now I gotta rescue that brat. A hooker wife would know how to handle a daughter...stupid aristocrat bitchy wife.

cool breeze · « **Reply #179 on:** October 25, 2008, 06:06:53 PM »

It's good

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Author Topic: FABLE II thread and nothing more (Read 58572 times)