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TVC15

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I wish I were dead
« on: October 22, 2008, 07:25:17 AM »
this is the worst night I've had in years and years :(  Can't recall when I've been this sick.  Can't stay down for more than like 20 minutes.

Also, Muse sucks ass.
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TVC15

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 07:30:38 AM »
I would stomp your head till you dropped dead, White Manly Man :-*

I wouldn't have a problem with that.  I've always wanted to be dead.  I've just never had the courage to do the job myself.  If you are offering, please follow through, otherwise I'm going to consider you as impotent as I already do.
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Reb

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 07:34:57 AM »
First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.
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TVC15

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 07:37:04 AM »
Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all.  I am sorry.  This has already been promised.
serge

Reb

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 07:42:16 AM »
Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all.  I am sorry.  This has already been promised.
Lucky bastard.

wow i really do suck at sensing whether a thread would go the serious or the humorous way!

To be safe, it's best to always make fun of the OP. The sadder his story, the more satisfying the fun making is.
brb

TVC15

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 07:42:43 AM »
I have some sort of virus or flu, potentially impacted by non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug withdrawl.  There is frequent bazooka vomiting and fevers and tension.
serge

drew

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 07:43:07 AM »
sounds like you need a

does a body good!

TVC15

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 07:52:11 AM »
Try this for a flu (honestly I don't want you dead... who would make Borys jokes then?):

- half glass of raspberry juice + everything you can squeeze out of a lemon + 2 ibuprofenum pills

It worked for me :cookiem

Ibuprofen is an NSAID.  I need to not be taking that.

Maybe it's aids

nsAIDS might be a factor, but not Kosma-style AIDS.
serge

TVC15

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 08:02:34 AM »
stay in bed for more than 20 minutes.  My stomach acts up and I get manic.
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lordmaji

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2008, 12:17:29 PM »
i wish I was also.  :maf :'(
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2008, 12:18:44 PM »
Not me, I have an awesome life and awesome job booyahhhhhhh
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BlackMage

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »
Tvc  :'(
Maf  >:(
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2008, 12:30:23 PM »
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2008, 12:36:15 PM »
you have to help me get my avatar back before you die!  :'(
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bud

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2008, 12:36:48 PM »
maybe you should leave the house every now and then instead of wasting your life on crappy forums smh

your immune system is embarassing
zzz

MrAngryFace

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2008, 01:30:20 PM »
Bud: Im pretty sure TVC leaves his house way more than I do, and I get colds like 1-2 times a year even if everyone around me is sick.

Then again I take a shitload of suppliments.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2008, 01:31:33 PM »
Bud, if his immune system is embarrassing why would he want to go outside? Are you trying to kill him?
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bud

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2008, 01:44:41 PM »
because if you're going to stay inside you'll stay weak? wtf.

get outside or die tryin
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008, 01:47:16 PM »
the kids, they called me Mr. Glass  :'(
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demi

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 02:03:17 PM »
Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all.  I am sorry.  This has already been promised.

Colonel Mustard always gets what he wants...
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lordmaji

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Re: I wish I were dead
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2008, 04:14:27 PM »
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Awww yeah!
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