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MrAngryFace

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Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« on: October 23, 2008, 06:10:36 PM »
Fuck, I opened the bag of caramels to dump them in the bucket on my desk and like 8 pieces were smashed through their wrappers and melted together. whattheshit. Why are my peanut butter cups smashed.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 06:12:28 PM »
Fuck, I opened the bag of caramels to dump them in the bucket on my desk and like 8 pieces were smashed through their wrappers and melted together. whattheshit. Why are my peanut butter cups smashed.

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 06:12:48 PM »
halloween candy?

sounds like your candy now
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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 06:13:01 PM »
I'm not buying Halloween candy, we didn't get Trick or Treaters last year, so I'm guessing we won't get any this year.  :(

We did carve a sweet Ghost chasing Pac-Man pumpkin, though.
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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 06:26:40 PM »
living in an apartment means no dealing with stupid kids.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 06:28:09 PM »
halloween candy?

sounds like your candy now

Nah, its for co-workers and eventually if they bring their kids to work. After that leftovers (which will probably still be a lot) will be handed out on the 31st.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 06:31:27 PM »
Buying candy for co-workers kids? Sounds like you want to settle down MAF  :o

I prefer soft sour candy over chocolate, although granted I love me some mini snickers mmmmm
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 06:32:21 PM »
Sounds like you have an over-active imagination  :o
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muckhole

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 06:42:16 PM »
Just melt it all into one giant candy, and then let your co-workers fight to the death for it.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 06:45:36 PM »
haha gross, but awesome sounding
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cool breeze

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 06:48:34 PM »
you should buy raisins and apples for the kids instead of candy like that one woman used to do

oh man, some people were freaks on my steet.  One person gave out quarters to kids, another gave out wine to parents.  The absolute creepiest peson was this old lady who would leave out a basket of candy, and if you took more than one piece, she would open the door and start yelling at you...she would actually stand behind the door and stare at kids through the peep hole. 

T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 06:56:55 PM »
Holy shit if MAF was to settle down (PD people don't settle down when they get married, they get down, and then they fall asleep and wake up when they're 55 and wish they were dead most of the time.) with one of his coworkers, that kid, 29 years down the road, would singlehandedly keep a poor southern college student in good mental health. Two semesters ago sucked FUCKING UNBLEACHED AND UNWASHED ASSHOLE until Mr. Softee's two finest showed up.     
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 07:02:37 PM »
After my last relationship im not sure I would date at work again. Its just complicated. Not that it ended bad, but argh its like youre in a weird relationship with everyone at the workplace too.
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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 07:02:54 PM »
what the fuck is he talking about
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T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 07:15:36 PM »
Go a few pages back on my thread posting history, viz.
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Positive Touch

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 07:27:00 PM »
time to go see the school counselor, dude
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 07:37:11 PM »
Reminds me of the Gmail spam I get.

As for the candy, save all the good pieces for yourself and hand out the smashed ones for trick or treaters.  Fuck those entitled bastards.
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T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2008, 07:45:05 PM »
General / Real Talk / I just came up with another idea for fixing my "not having a PC" conundrum.       on: October 17, 2007, 10:39:31 AM

I'm sitting here all day with a monitor and an ethernet cable handy, why not put them to work in a form factor PC like this: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16856101032. I could haul it to work and haul it home without any trouble, just plugging it in into the monitor at work and the bad-ass tv at home, when I get it.

What all needs to go immediately in this machine that it does not have?
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General / Real Talk / so, drivers (The official T234 am computer moran thread)       on: October 26, 2007, 03:44:15 PM
I google search and every link has their shit in a different file format, one is a zip with a .exe and a .rom inside, the next link has all in .bin.

Please evilbore, steer me in the right direction.
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General / Gaming Forum / This is It. T234 has a PC thread.       on: October 29, 2007, 11:55:55 AM
There are many, MANY PC games I've wanted to play over the years, and now I have a chance to play them.

The Individual Eleven:

*A bunch of giant pictures*










The RTS
(to be added later)

The RPGs
(to be added later)

The Racing Game
Trackmania

The Shooters
(to be added later)

The Others
(to be added later)

Thank you, MAF.

Comments, Questions, Suggestions?

There is a LOT more to go in this thread.
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General / Real Talk / please help me i cheated with those berkely sluts and now my comp wont boot       on: December 04, 2007, 01:35:03 PM
maf im sorry and i need your help and i dont deserve it
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General / Real Talk / ATTN: MAF AND PROFESSOR PROLE I AM BACK IN THE VIRTOUS LIGHT OF REDMOND       on: December 04, 2007, 04:51:13 PM

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General / Real Talk / A Recipe for Disaster and Hilarity By T234 (The Tale of Computer Stupidity)       on: December 06, 2007, 12:05:35 PM

Partitions, a Recipe for Disaster


A bunch of UC Berkeley nerds

A few random other people

A couple of Microsoft employees

A Dumbass who didn’t know the difference between Logical and Physical Drives

A teaspoon of Starforce and Delusion


Stir until Total Data Loss



The Honeymoon








Man, I Needed Some Wallpaper








A Few Weeks Later


One day at work, my boss, Miles, tells me of this wonder called PC-BSD.

I investigate because Windows is being annoying (“In use by another configuration.” I have the Vista case right here.)

The Installation goes smooth until the screen where you choose the partition.

Only one is listed. Hmm…



oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer








A Few Notes


UNIX does not require (but still uses in some instances) file extensions, but yet still does file associations in much the same manner as Windows.

This is a mystery still to this one.

.PBI files work sort of the same way setup.exe and MSIs work in Windows but a lot of PBIs are broken, but hopefully that was fixed in 1.4.1.1



UNIX is Nice, and That Was Going to Be the End of the Story 


Until yesterday, when I decided I wanted to actually use the PC for gaming, most noble of computer endeavors.

There is nothing redeeming about gaming on *nix, aside from various quake derivatives (Warsow, Open Arena) that already exist on Windows.

I’m not playing old console and arcade games with a keyboard, it’s for the birds.



The Road Back to the Promised Land


Well, why don’t we just use PartitionMagic to create a new Primary Partition?

The copy IT had was old and did not support large hard drives.

QTParted scares me.

So it was decided, reinstall Windows and use it’s own partitioning software.



Why Won’t It Boot From a CD/DVD? 


If it won’t boot from CD, then some thing must be wrong with the BIOS. Fiddle with it.

Turn off all boot devices except the CD Drive. Still boots from the Hard Drive.

Those damn dirty commies from California must’ve hacked my BIOS.

I set my bios to fail-safe. Upon Reboot, will not go past Pentium 4 screen.

Unplug the battery from the mobo, it resets.



Let’s See If We Can Get It To Boot an Ubuntu LiveCD Because Some Interstellar Cockstain Is Preventing the Vista DVD From Booting


We finally get it to boot into a Ubuntu liveCD.

I leave it installing while I go to lunch.

I come back, Miles tells me that you cannot order it to boot from CD using a USB keyboard. It must be PS/2.

Fuuuuccckkk!

I install Vista again, citing I did (in fact) wish I knew this shit earlier.



The Happy Ending



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When pretty much everything in my life had turned to shit, two people from a faraway land that I've never seen with my own two eyes, have never met, and may never meet, sent me two packages that rocked my face so hard I didn't know how to react. I realize my initial post in this thread was confusing as fuck. The above pictures and text describe what I am on about, although still not well.   
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2008, 07:45:48 PM »
what the fuck is t234 on about?

MAF put a reverse beartrap on his head to test his will to survive, and after he escaped MAF took him in as his acolyte
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T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2008, 07:58:46 PM »
How can you lose what you never had?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008, 08:47:44 PM »
wooo pc
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T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008, 09:33:53 PM »
I'm on it right now :o
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muckhole

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 04:11:12 AM »
I'm definitely skipping T234's house this year whilst Trick-or-Treating.

That stuff's worse than razorblades!
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Reb

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2008, 04:39:40 AM »
Fuck T234, I read that whole thing, and I have no freaking clue what's going on!
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drozmight

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2008, 06:04:13 AM »
After my last relationship im not sure I would date at work again. Its just complicated. Not that it ended bad, but argh its like youre in a weird relationship with everyone at the workplace too.

...plus, they'll call and try to talk to you over work communications systems, want to go to lunch all the time, and you'll be like, "Noooo, go away, I'm working (posting on Evilbore)."
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T234

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2008, 02:56:33 PM »
Fuck T234, I read that whole thing, and I have no freaking clue what's going on!

I'm definitely skipping T234's house this year whilst Trick-or-Treating.

That stuff's worse than razorblades!

MAF gave, as in for free me the first and only computer I have ever owned, that I am posting on right now. Prole sent me a box of awesome stuff, my favorite was the HABU mouse, which introduced me to side buttons on a mouse, which is the fucking most awesome thing ever. If MAF was to shack up with one of his coworkers, the resulting bundle of joy would bomb packages of awesome down on faces of broke college students everywhere.     
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cool breeze

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2008, 02:59:38 PM »
Side mouse buttons are amazing.

Tauntaun

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2008, 03:08:05 PM »
Side mouse buttons are amazing.

Know what would be awesome?  Side penises!  That'd pwn.  Or like, if you could swivel your penis around your body. 

:bow Swiveling Penises! :bow2
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muckhole

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2008, 03:14:17 PM »

MAF gave, as in for free me the first and only computer I have ever owned, that I am posting on right now. Prole sent me a box of awesome stuff, my favorite was the HABU mouse, which introduced me to side buttons on a mouse, which is the fucking most awesome thing ever. If MAF was to shack up with one of his coworkers, the resulting bundle of joy would bomb packages of awesome down on faces of broke college students everywhere.     

Ahhh. Ok then. I'll be coming to your house for candy after all. But! None of those gross molasses-kiss candy dealies that are so popular this time of year. I'm a chocolate and gummi-bear kinda guy.
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Reb

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2008, 03:32:55 PM »
Fuck T234, I read that whole thing, and I have no freaking clue what's going on!

I'm definitely skipping T234's house this year whilst Trick-or-Treating.

That stuff's worse than razorblades!

MAF gave, as in for free me the first and only computer I have ever owned, that I am posting on right now. Prole sent me a box of awesome stuff, my favorite was the HABU mouse, which introduced me to side buttons on a mouse, which is the fucking most awesome thing ever. If MAF was to shack up with one of his coworkers, the resulting bundle of joy would bomb packages of awesome down on faces of broke college students everywhere.     

That is awesome.
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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2008, 07:10:23 PM »
Don't forget to hand out white chocolate so black kids can have messy faces too

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Re: Half this halloween candy im buying is F'n SMASHED
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2008, 12:35:40 AM »
Just melt it all into one giant candy, and then let your co-workers fight to the death for it.

I WOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR ONE GIANT CANDY!

:maf rulz
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