http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2125940/postsToday, America is told that it has a new president. His name is currently Barack Hussein Obama. His history has been obfuscated and hidden more successfully than any agent in the annals of spy history. We really don't know who he is, and in light of the lack of any reliable, objective data or basic background verification, we can only infer based on his associations.
Through these inferences and foggy fragments of information, we know he was a senior ACORN operator, an organization dedicated to the destruction of the American voting infrastructure.
It would seem that the CEO of Foxes Inc. has just been elected by 51% of the hens, but strangely, there were a large number of foxes in chicken suits for the vote (not to mention imaginary and dead chickens).
For a few of us chickens who don't endorse the validity, let alone wisdom of the results of this fox-heavy faux election, there is only one course forward:
Resistance We will take pages out of all the books of all the revolutionaries in history, and add to them. We will work individually and cooperatively. We will work quietly and in the dark. We will use all tools available, and all techniques proven successful to wrest power from and devolve the abomination squatting in our structures of power.
We will all work to make Mr. Fox's position guarding our hen house both exceptionally unprofitable, and manifestly difficult.
No matter what he proposes, we will object. No matter what he says, we will gain-say him. No matter which direction he turns, we will criticize and deride him. No matter what authority he claims or exercises, we will sue and refuse and obstruct him.
With the blessings of Providence, we confidently proclaim that we are one day closer to freedom, and that the falsehoods of this monstrosity are one day closer to exposure and recompense. May we be on the side of the will of the Almighty in every effort.
This is the first day of the Resistance.

pretty badass.