Author Topic: I touched a girls boobie today... (Read 8744 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #60 on:** November 08, 2008, 10:45:33 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on November 08, 2008, 10:36:52 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 08, 2008, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMud on November 08, 2008, 10:28:48 PM
I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences

O no, what I have i done. I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories!

Oh god! They're too steamy! I wouldn't want to hinder anyone's homoerotic tendencies with possible (probable) raging erections caused by mental images of scantily clad lipstick lesbians.

Think of EB, guys...

You absolutely right. We shouldn't discuss things here. But as someone who has tendency to stray from the path and you have proved your self to be a true woman of the EB cloth, maybe you could show me ways to remove these thoughts from my mind in PM? I'm only asking for spiritual help.

cool breeze · « **Reply #61 on:** November 08, 2008, 10:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 08, 2008, 10:16:18 PM

Too hetero. lock this shit.

There is a cheeseburger in one of my classes, I'll touch his/her boob to make up for it. I think a swig at the penis might be possible, but s/he might have had it removed.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #62 on:** November 08, 2008, 10:56:52 PM »

No. Sorry, it's the alcohol talking.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #63 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:31:08 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on November 08, 2008, 10:48:16 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 08, 2008, 10:16:18 PM
Too hetero. lock this shit.

There is a cheeseburger in one of my classes, I'll touch his/her boob to make up for it. I think a swig at the penis might be possible, but s/he might have had it removed.

on the topic I've met a post-op cheeseburger and she (he?) allowed me to fondle her boobs. Nice but weird.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #64 on:** November 09, 2008, 01:16:33 AM »

Clearly you should slit slash her you have no choice but to cut her cunt. It's the Lord's work.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #65 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:52:14 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 09, 2008, 12:31:08 AM

Quote from: swaggaz on November 08, 2008, 10:48:16 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 08, 2008, 10:16:18 PM
Too hetero. lock this shit.

There is a cheeseburger in one of my classes, I'll touch his/her boob to make up for it. I think a swig at the penis might be possible, but s/he might have had it removed.

on the topic I've met a post-op cheeseburger and she (he?) allowed me to fondle her boobs. Nice but weird.

Thread just got awesome.

cool breeze · « **Reply #66 on:** November 09, 2008, 03:03:13 AM »

I don't know about Arby's cheeseburger, but in my case this one has fairly small boobs. I'd think that if you were gonna get fake breasts, you would go big.

Bildi · « **Reply #67 on:** November 09, 2008, 04:11:59 AM »

This is the sort of thing you'll tell your grandchildren.

I remember one time when I wrapped my arms too far around a girl and got some sideboob. God it was awesome. I've never forgotten it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** November 09, 2008, 04:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 09, 2008, 04:11:59 AM

This is the sort of thing you'll tell your grandchildren.

I remember one time when I wrapped my arms too far around a girl and got some sideboob. God it was awesome. I've never forgotten it.

If this is your sexual highlight, you won't be having any grandchildren.

Akala · « **Reply #69 on:** November 09, 2008, 09:33:24 AM »

Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2008, 04:14:09 AM

Quote from: Bildi on November 09, 2008, 04:11:59 AM
This is the sort of thing you'll tell your grandchildren.

I remember one time when I wrapped my arms too far around a girl and got some sideboob. God it was awesome. I've never forgotten it.

If this is your sexual highlight, you won't be having any grandchildren.

There's always adoption.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #70 on:** November 09, 2008, 10:12:27 AM »

ONE STEP AT A TIME, I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #71 on:** November 09, 2008, 01:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on November 09, 2008, 02:55:51 AM

how were they? did they turn u on?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
yeah let's make everyone uncomfortable
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I had drunk dick so no. It was my first time feeling fake boobs though so I thought they were kind of gross and hard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** November 09, 2008, 01:54:10 PM »

If you're gonna make threads like this do it right
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942

BlackMage · « **Reply #73 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 09, 2008, 01:54:10 PM

If you're gonna make threads like this do it right
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942

hey i was drunk and living in the moment.

Bildi · « **Reply #74 on:** November 09, 2008, 06:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on November 09, 2008, 04:14:09 AM

If this is your sexual highlight, you won't be having any grandchildren.

Touching boobies is far more memorable when you don't have permission.

Himu · « **Reply #75 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:03:19 AM »

touch my breasts

Himu · « **Reply #76 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:30:39 AM »

GG what is the biggest cock you've ever sucked?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** November 11, 2008, 12:17:41 PM »

iirc 9 inches. A white guy which is impressive

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #78 on:** November 11, 2008, 07:35:32 AM »

No, that's the biggest penis I've ever had up my ass. I don't do a lot of sucking, can't recall what the biggest one I've ever had in my mouth was.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** November 11, 2008, 07:38:54 AM »

You don't like sucking?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #80 on:** November 11, 2008, 07:46:02 AM »

I don't like the semen guzzling which inevitably comes after all the sucking. But whether or not I cum guzzle sort of depends if I'm emotionally attached to the guy in question, which is often NEVER.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #81 on:** November 11, 2008, 08:47:24 AM »

Well this thread went to the shitter, literally.

drew · « **Reply #82 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:07:14 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 11, 2008, 07:46:02 AM

I don't like the semen guzzling which inevitably comes after all the sucking. But whether or not I cum guzzle sort of depends if I'm emotionally attached to the guy in question, which is often NEVER.

CUM GUZZLER!

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #83 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:35:10 AM »

Jinfash has obviously never been in a relationship with a man before.

drew · « **Reply #84 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:39:33 AM »

i can hit the ceiling yo

Brehvolution · « **Reply #85 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:20:41 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 11, 2008, 09:35:10 AM

Jinfash has obviously never been in a relationship with a man before.

Where do you live again, Jinfash?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #86 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:21:45 AM »

Yea, wouldn't it be common courtesy to warn your partner before you cum in their mouth? I'd be pissed if someone just busted on my lip with no warning (no homo).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #87 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:25:24 AM »

Saudi Arabia? I thought you lived in the US or Europe.

can't you be arrested for posting on a forum as gay as this one? $:-\$

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #88 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:31:46 AM »

Arrested? Try beheaded, PD. Jinfahs needs to get out of that place asap and move to SoCal, land of the ~~stars~~ GAYS WITHOUT RIGHTS.

BlackMage · « **Reply #89 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:44:13 AM »

Now that's one terrorist ass I'd like to invade

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:44:45 AM »

Would you guzzle for me, GG?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #91 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:07:05 AM »

Saudi Arabia?

What the hell are you still doing there?

Bildi · « **Reply #92 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:48:18 PM »

Yeah Jinfash, you better hold your position for now.

We need a man on the inside.

BlackMage · « **Reply #93 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 11, 2008, 11:48:18 PM

Yeah Jinfash, you better hold your position for now.

We need a man on the inside.

we may need you to go balls deep if necessary

Bildi · « **Reply #94 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:04:09 AM »

and if it comes to it, you'll have to handle the hostages

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #95 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:18:36 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 11, 2008, 10:44:45 AM

Would you guzzle for me, GG?

Probably. You have a hott beard, IIRC.

Reb · « **Reply #96 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:29:43 AM »

I once touched a girls anus.

Bildi · « **Reply #97 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:34:12 AM »

With your tongue?

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #98 on:** November 12, 2008, 10:56:39 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on November 12, 2008, 01:29:43 AM

I once touched a girls anus.

Got tired of looking at the poop stains on your dog's ass?

Reb · « **Reply #99 on:** November 13, 2008, 02:59:38 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 12, 2008, 01:34:12 AM

With your tongue?

No.

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on November 12, 2008, 10:56:39 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on November 12, 2008, 01:29:43 AM
I once touched a girls anus.

Got tired of looking at the poop stains on your dog's ass?

What?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #100 on:** November 13, 2008, 03:00:32 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 12, 2008, 12:18:36 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 11, 2008, 10:44:45 AM
Would you guzzle for me, GG?

Probably. You have a hott beard, IIRC.

I gotta grow it back.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #101 on:** November 13, 2008, 03:02:30 PM »

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