Sega +/-
+ for making Thunder Force VI
- "whats that? The rest of the world wants it too? Nah, they ain't getting that shit. Here, try The Conduit and gimped Samba for the Wii."
+ for bringing over Yakuza 2, with flipping subtitles even.
- "Kenzen? Pshh! Who wants that? Hey, people do want a new, shitty, single player Golden Axe, right?"
+ Why yes, we ought to be Platinum Games' new sugar daddy.
- "hey Creative Assembly, now that we own you, you really should be making more action games. Because you're so fucking good at action games."
+ House of the Dead Overkill
- "Hey, do we got any other light gun shooters we could be putting out, any of these ones here collecting dust, they still good? Eh, I guess not."
+ "Dude you guys are getting a sequel to Nights, after only waiting a decade or so."
- "It will turn out to be some sort of warped, cursed monkey paw summoned new version of Nights. Enjoy!"
and so on, and so on, and so on. They make me happy, they make me sad.