Author Topic: Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread (Read 6128 times)

y2kev · « **on:** November 18, 2008, 07:35:59 PM »

OMG ITS COMINGGGG

OMGGG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAYYYY

THE QUEEEN IS BAAAACK

Trent Dole · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:38:04 PM »

FRONT LOADED ANVILS

y2kev · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:38:27 PM »

KICKING TIGERS IN THE FACE

drew · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:42:02 PM »

y2kev · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:42:42 PM »

http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/tomb-raider-underworld/journey-to-the-underworld.jpg

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:43:52 PM »

BIG PUSSIES

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:44:34 PM »

i cant even begin to describe the level of disappoint i am feeling at the moment

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:45:39 PM »

IN THE BUSH

y2kev · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:52:07 PM »

YES

GREAT IDEA WRIKA

Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:57:32 PM »

The Offical Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag in the Bush Thread of Boobs, Ass, 'n' Vag, if you don't mind!

y2kev · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:01:31 PM »

WILDE HETERO

y2kev · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:01:41 PM »

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME

y2kev · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:01:49 PM »

THIS IS THE GAME FOR WHICH I AM MOST EXCITED

y2kev · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:01:57 PM »

HUNGRY ITCHY TASTY

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:04:43 PM »

I'm buying Castlevania Judgement over this

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I'm serious

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Fuck yo' couch

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until this game bombs and I buy it cheap

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y2kev · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:09:26 PM »

That's so offensive.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:10:06 PM »

I LIKED WHAT I PLAYED OF IT, LOT'S OF FOCUS ON PLATFORMING AND PUZZLE SOLVING

cool breeze · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:12:18 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:09:26 PM

That's so offensive.

yeah, I'm not very good at doing the hate thing. I would go on about how Prince of Persia will be better, but that's a given.

I'm probably going to buy Underworld tomorrow when I go to get Judgement anyway. I'll try the demo one more time. Those boring platforming only segments of Mirror's Edge made me realize how good Tomb Raider platforming is.

y2kev · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM »

NOT LIKE THAT OTHER GAME

THIS ENTIRE THREAD SHALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I LITERALLY SCREAM WHEN I TALK ABOUT THIS GAME

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:20:39 PM »

BRITISH ACCENTS ARE HOT

cool breeze · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:23:43 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM

NOT LIKE THAT OTHER GAME

THIS ENTIRE THREAD SHALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I LITERALLY SCREAM WHEN I TALK ABOUT THIS GAME

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

I already know the combat will be bad, but they aren't making that the focus of the game.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:37:35 PM »

No, the dude's attitude will be the focus of the game, intentional or not.

Ubisoft

y2kev · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:39:23 PM »

stop talking about them!!!

Grecco · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:49:19 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

Its going to be better than whatever Crystal Fucking Dynamics pushes out. So there.

cool breeze · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:49:23 PM »

fine

ok, so who is buying this for PS3? I think I will if only because I liked that it's the announced inferior version without the hours of DLC.

y2kev · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on November 18, 2008, 08:49:19 PM

Quote from: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM

edit: Prince of Persia? Really? Stop trusting Ubishit. It's going to be an intensely beautiful and satisfying game for 60% of it and then it will be like the worst thing ever.

Its going to be better than whatever Crystal Fucking Dynamics pushes out. So there.

Why do you say "crystal fucking dynamics" as if they were a bad developer? Soul Reaver is better than anything Ubisoft Montreal has ever made.

cool breeze · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:56:29 PM »

I agree that Soul Reaver is incredible (on a related note, I'd probably stab someone for a re-imagining of Blood Omen done by Bethesda), but Ubi Montreal is still great. I had no idea they made both Sands of Time and the original Splinter Cell.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:58:11 PM »

y2kev

Bildi · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:05:04 PM »

Tomb Raider Underworld

Prince of Persia

Mirror's Edge

Fuck the haters, these are all awesome. Great year for platformers.

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:09:48 PM »

True, unless you're a Wii owner.

PS3/360

And is there any word on how long Underworld is?

y2kev · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:10:37 PM »

No, we've had no reviews from any of the major sites yet. :\

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:10:50 PM »

I love seeing Bush + Vag in the same sentence...

Bildi · « **Reply #32 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:18:03 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on November 18, 2008, 09:09:48 PM

True, unless you're a Wii owner.

PS3/360

A Nintendo console with virtually no platformers. How times have changed.

Grecco · « **Reply #33 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 18, 2008, 09:05:04 PM

Tomb Raider Underworld
Prince of Persia
Mirror's Edge

Fuck the haters, these are all awesome. Great year for platformers.

TRU is on Wii. Nobody cares about that game except Kev. And hes a yankee fan

/bow ME and POP Co GOTY!

y2kev · « **Reply #34 on:** November 18, 2008, 10:55:13 PM »

If TRU isn't a better game than ME I'll kill Borys

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:05:33 PM »

Cant wait for this either. I hope they follow up on the whole Avalon story from Legend, want to see where that goes.

y2kev · « **Reply #36 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:23:09 PM »

they are

and

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NATLA

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from the first game is back

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:36:10 PM »

Is Legend pretty good? They practically give it away for free now and I'm in the mood for something TRish.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:39:01 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on November 18, 2008, 11:23:09 PM

they are

and
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NATLA
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from the first game is back

Yeah I got all that from the demo, I'm not DUMB

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on November 18, 2008, 11:36:10 PM

Is Legend pretty good? They practically give it away for free now and I'm in the mood for something TRish.

Legend is fuck awesome. Best ending ever.

Bildi · « **Reply #39 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:51:07 AM »

I hear the 360 port of Legend runs a little worse than the previous generation versions?

I have the Xbox version and loved it so much I bought the 360 version too. Haven't had a chance to play it on the 360 yet though.

cool breeze · « **Reply #40 on:** November 19, 2008, 02:43:21 AM »

I played it on the 360 and it was great.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #41 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:05:49 AM »

I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap

Bildi · « **Reply #42 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:10:22 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on November 19, 2008, 02:43:21 AM

I played it on the 360 and it was great.

Awesome, thanks.

bork · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:51:10 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 19, 2008, 03:05:49 AM

I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap

Think "Soul Reaver Ending." $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:04:40 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge on November 19, 2008, 06:51:10 AM

Quote from: Scenester on November 19, 2008, 03:05:49 AM
I trust demi's taste in endings, will check out Legend asap

Think "Soul Reaver Ending." $:-\$

Think wrong, cause Legend is fuck awesome. Ignore this post, Scenester.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #45 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:27:49 AM »

Legend was pretty good. As a Tomb Raider neophyte, I quite enjoyed it. I recall being highly impressed with the PS2 graphics.

would I be better off with the Wii or PS2 version of Tomb Raider Anniversary. Didn't the Wii port have some extra shit and shit?

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:30:13 AM »

lol, why would you play either of those

bork · « **Reply #47 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:33:21 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 19, 2008, 07:27:49 AM

Legend was pretty good. As a Tomb Raider neophyte, I quite enjoyed it. I recall being highly impressed with the PS2 graphics.

would I be better off with the Wii or PS2 version of Tomb Raider Anniversary. Didn't the Wii port have some extra shit and shit?

PS2. The Wii version had frame rate issues and the added minigames were supposed to be stupid IIRC.

Yeti · « **Reply #48 on:** November 19, 2008, 10:54:00 AM »

I have never played a Tomb Raider game, but I have seen and liked both movies.

y2kev · « **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2008, 10:59:41 AM »

The Wii version adds a flashlight but the controls add in motion (never good for exact moments) and framerate problems. The new minigames are a lil dumb.

dark1x · « **Reply #50 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:03:35 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 19, 2008, 12:51:07 AM

I hear the 360 port of Legend runs a little worse than the previous generation versions?

I have the Xbox version and loved it so much I bought the 360 version too. Haven't had a chance to play it on the 360 yet though.

Yes, the 360 version of Legend runs like shit (constantly dips below 30 fps) in HD, but if you set your system to 480p, it's a pretty solid 30 fps. The original XBOX version, which certainly looks less impressive, runs at 60 fps. The PC version isn't all that good either, however, as it still has minor issues even on more powerful PCs today.

cool breeze · « **Reply #51 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:15:48 AM »

the TRL on 360 was actually inferior? I still enjoyed it a lot. btw, I don't remember any frame rate dips in the game.

I like Anniversary more. They should make Anniversary 2 for Tomb Raider 2 so I could actually play Tomb Raider 2 without being bored.

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:18:48 AM »

dark10x is just a big ol floppy 'mo so he will point that stuff out. game rocks, buy on 360 achievements #1

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #53 on:** November 19, 2008, 01:26:24 PM »

had this thread open when i put my mac in stand by. sat around three girls in class who looked directly at it as soon as I took it out of stand by this morning

dark1x · « **Reply #54 on:** November 19, 2008, 01:42:38 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on November 19, 2008, 11:15:48 AM

the TRL on 360 was actually inferior? I still enjoyed it a lot. btw, I don't remember any frame rate dips in the game.

I like Anniversary more. They should make Anniversary 2 for Tomb Raider 2 so I could actually play Tomb Raider 2 without being bored.

Well, I suppose it's not really inferior as you can play it in 480p in order to get a smooth framerate (30 fps, though). It's just that, at 720p, the game has constant, severe slowdown. It rarely holds 30 fps.

It's still a good game, though.

y2kev · « **Reply #55 on:** November 28, 2008, 12:21:25 AM »

THIS GAME YEAHHHH WOOOOOOOOO

*puts on shelf next to TRL 360 and TRA 360*

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #56 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:58:53 AM »

Finished.

Great platforming, some pretty amazing graphics in instances, story was wtf, shooting is garbage. It's a light game, you just play it easily, tone down the enemy shit, and just enjoy Tomb Raiding.

Some weird physics shit happening though from time to time. Anyway, Liked Legends more overall, as it felt more like a "feature" game, while this one feels more like some low key installment.

Bring on Prince of Persia.

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 06, 2008, 02:55:10 PM »

My turn

Game is already awesome OMGWTF GIANT TENTACLE Uncharted destroyed

Jansen · « **Reply #58 on:** December 06, 2008, 03:09:14 PM »

i enjoyed this tomb raider quite a bit. there where a few glitches and poorly designed areas (such as the last one that you can totally fuck up by destroying the pillars out of order) that hurt the experience, but overall it was still pretty good.

since the last tomb raider game i played was angel of darkness i didn't get wtf was up with the story/characters in the game.

y2kev · « **Reply #59 on:** December 06, 2008, 03:16:16 PM »

The story was rebooted in Legend.

You can't destroy them out of order, but you must destroy the bottom two before the last. I actually did the same thing the first time and thought I was stuck on the top ring but you're not.

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