the only list that matters :(

[Van Cruncheon]

so my daughter came back from preschool with a construction paper turkey that listed, in order, the five things she was the most thankful for, as follows:

1. preschool
2. walking
3. cars
4. oranges
5. mommy and daddy

that's right; i am valued LESS than citrus fruits and perambulatory motion by my own progeny. points to her for buttering up the institution with her first pick, though!



edit: i kinda question the validity of this list, though, since "stuart little," her favorite movie AND her imaginary friend, didn't make the cut.

[Beardo]

Walking is above cars??

Walking is for Europeans. SMH

[Eric P]

Stuart Little is the name of a mouse in a book about former NSA assassin turned catholic monks.

the mouse is crucial to the plot of the novel.

[Van Cruncheon]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

[CurseoftheGods]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

[littlemathletics]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

  Oh god, so true.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[fistfulofmetal]

She even lists mommy first then you after

[Brehvolution]

It's the vagina code. A boy may say different.

[Cormacaroni]

simply remove items 1-4 from her world and you're golden.

i'd think long and hard about 'mommy' too!

[Fresh Prince]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

Yep, she probably cut out Stuart Little for you two. You know what to do Prole eliminate the first 4 things from her life.

[Bocsius]

5 was written with a different color crayon, too.

[cool breeze]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

yeah, no kid would say preschool is number 1. school drools

[muckhole]

It would hurt to be listed below a delivery vessel for vitamin C in your own child's Thanksgiving list, but then she also lists cars, which (at least for the moment) you've got the keys for. By next Thanksgiving you'll have bartered your way up to a cozy #3 spot, I think.

Also, at least "gutting and cleaning fish" didn't make the list.

[xnikki118x]

I've got news for you... no.5 wasn't "Mom and Dad", but the teacher couldn't let her go back home with a list like that.

Aw what a mean thing to say. Funny though.

[demi]

LOL, oranges. Post a picture of the turkey in question. We must make it the evilbore banner to compliment the orange theme.

[Tauntaun]

No presents for her!   

[ToxicAdam]

It's not too late to drive her to Nebraska and leave her there as a ward of the state.