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I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« on: December 11, 2008, 04:08:29 PM »
This will be the first time I have ever met one of you cigarillos in person. If I go missing, you know where to start.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 04:09:14 PM »
This will be the first time I have ever met one of you cigarillos in person. If I go missing, you know where to start.

You guys blazing tonight? :P
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 04:10:21 PM »
I met Eric once.  We didn't really get a chance to talk much though  :-\

Still, Eric P :bow2

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 04:10:41 PM »
Have fun though the weather is gonna be shit in the city.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 04:10:58 PM »
Tell me how hot he is IRL please.

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 04:16:02 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 04:16:54 PM »
Where're you guys meeting up?  I'll be in China Town for a little bit then up to 8th St. & 6th Ave.  Can I surprise buttsecks you? :hyper

we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

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Nevermind, good call GilloD.   
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 04:18:37 PM »
we're going to be in brooklyn at the masonic temple
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2008, 04:19:07 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

This was a misunderstanding. On our end of Williamsburg, uh, Bushwick, biohazard suits are very in right now.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2008, 04:19:35 PM »
GilloD. I will paypal you for a video or picture of Eric P. Just one will do. Bonuses for any more after that.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 04:20:09 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

This was a misunderstanding. On our end of Williamsburg, uh, Bushwick, biohazard suits are very in right now.

yes but saying "and you must be his negro girlfriend we hear so much about" may have been going too far.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 04:30:23 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

This was a misunderstanding. On our end of Williamsburg, uh, Bushwick, biohazard suits are very in right now.

yes but saying "and you must be his negro girlfriend we hear so much about" may have been going too far.

Well I heard they don't like being called coloreds. I'm not a caveman, Eric.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

This was a misunderstanding. On our end of Williamsburg, uh, Bushwick, biohazard suits are very in right now.

yes but saying "and you must be his negro girlfriend we hear so much about" may have been going too far.

Well I heard they don't like being called coloreds. I'm not a caveman, Eric.

I thought nig ger was back in style.   ???  Oh, or since she's black and probably listens to rap you could call her bitch.   :)
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 04:43:35 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

This was a misunderstanding. On our end of Williamsburg, uh, Bushwick, biohazard suits are very in right now.

yes but saying "and you must be his negro girlfriend we hear so much about" may have been going too far.

Well I heard they don't like being called coloreds. I'm not a caveman, Eric.

I thought nig ger was back in style.   ???  Oh, or since she's black and probably listens to rap you could call her bitch.   :)



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I swear if I ever take a NYC trip, I gotta visit Tauntaun and Eric P.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 04:47:01 PM »
we're going to go see indie music but he and his wife refused to get dinner with me because my girlfriend is black and they doesn't support the mixing of the races.

Dude, a white dude dating a black girl is p-i-m-p. You gotta have game to manage dat.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2008, 04:55:48 PM »
Take some pics and post them here.

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 05:00:20 PM »
Is she a hipster black chick?
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 05:03:29 PM »
does she like country music?
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 05:04:22 PM »
Is she a republican?
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 05:05:11 PM »
is her pussy purple or pink?

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2008, 05:05:58 PM »
Does she hate her skin color?

I know only one black chick who dates white guys and when I describe her as black she refuses to admit that she is; she's "light skinned" -- her father is black but she isn't, she says!
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 05:12:28 PM »
so put a little more black in her

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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2008, 05:12:53 PM »
 :lol

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2008, 05:14:22 PM »
these questions are largely inappropriate as she does not post here.

edit: actually, that's not really fair as i mentioned her.

but she's black.  that's her skin color, not her whole identity.  There is more to a person's experience beyond their race which builds the person they are.  She contradicts the popular conceptions of black female culture as i'm certain many of us contradict the many of the popular conceptions of the cultures of which we are members.

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2008, 05:18:35 PM »
innapropriate on the 'bore?  why i never

yeah i realized the horrific hypocrisy in that statement seconds after hitting "post"
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 05:20:01 PM »
Himu and I are great examples of blacks contradicting popular conceptions :bow
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2008, 05:20:35 PM »
these questions are largely inappropriate as she does not post here.

edit: actually, that's not really fair as i mentioned her.

but she's black.  that's her skin color, not her whole identity.  There is more to a person's experience beyond their race which builds the person they are.  She contradicts the popular conceptions of black female culture as i'm certain many of us contradict the many of the popular conceptions of the cultures of which we are members.



This is the most distinguished mentally-challenged statement ever. You could have said like, she was hot, or, she liked those random obscure dead people you post about. This, is just... gay
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2008, 05:21:03 PM »
Himu and I are great examples of blacks contradicting popular conceptions :bow

:bow small penises :bow2

or did you mean the other stuff?
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2008, 05:21:26 PM »
This thread went from Fun to Creepy in record time
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2008, 05:21:51 PM »
This is the most distinguished mentally-challenged statement ever. You could have said like, she was hot, or, she liked those random obscure dead people you post about. This, is just... gay

she thinks you're cool because you like nick frost
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2008, 05:22:12 PM »
She's alright, give her my number
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2008, 05:22:20 PM »
Himu and I are great examples of blacks contradicting popular conceptions :bow

:bow small penises :bow2

or did you mean the other stuff?
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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2008, 05:22:57 PM »
This thread went from Fun to Creepy in record time

wait until i meet your wife.

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2008, 05:23:56 PM »
Himu and I are great examples of blacks contradicting popular conceptions :bow

:bow small penises :bow2

or did you mean the other stuff?

i walked into that one
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2008, 05:24:28 PM »
i knew a black girl in high school
she was pretty cool. and hot
she dressed up in japfag clothes a lot too.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2008, 05:29:13 PM »
In other words... Man sex tonight.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2008, 08:41:44 PM »
these questions are largely inappropriate as she does not post here.

edit: actually, that's not really fair as i mentioned her.

but she's black.  that's her skin color, not her whole identity.  There is more to a person's experience beyond their race which builds the person they are.  She contradicts the popular conceptions of black female culture as i'm certain many of us contradict the many of the popular conceptions of the cultures of which we are members.


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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2008, 12:39:24 PM »
So how'd the meet up go you queers?  I got wet on my romp around the city.

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See what I did there?

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2008, 12:42:23 PM »
the show was excellent.

it was so goddamn cold and rainy that we didn't really talk much after the show but made our way to the train station.

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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2008, 12:56:03 PM »
these questions are largely inappropriate as she does not post here.

edit: actually, that's not really fair as i mentioned her.

but she's black.  that's her skin color, not her whole identity.  There is more to a person's experience beyond their race which builds the person they are.  She contradicts the popular conceptions of black female culture as i'm certain many of us contradict the many of the popular conceptions of the cultures of which we are members.

What a woman. Sounds like a fitting lover for the awesome EricP.
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« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2008, 12:59:27 PM »

it was so goddamn cold and rainy that we didn't really talk much after the show but made our way to the train station.



That line almost sounds romantic.
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« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2008, 01:01:42 PM »
no pics, fck this thread
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« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2008, 01:03:13 PM »
the show was excellent.

it was so goddamn cold and rainy that we didn't really talk much after the show but made our way to the train station.


So you didn't get lucky?
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2008, 01:06:12 PM »
no, but on the other hand i didn't run into an akward social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and have to make up an excuse to leave, which is the opposite end of the spectrum.

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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2008, 01:26:49 PM »
I've met up with a ton of prople I've met online, usually it's awesome, sometimes it's just okay, and only once has it been SUICIDING awkward. of course that was the time where instead of doing cautionary coffee I jumped straight into dinner and a museum four-hour suicide
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« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2008, 01:30:20 PM »
I'm the coolest person you could meet online. Ask anyone. I'm amazing to talk to and be around. I save the gay sex for last.
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« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2008, 01:35:36 PM »
I've met up with a ton of prople I've met online, usually it's awesome, sometimes it's just okay, and only once has it been SUICIDING awkward. of course that was the time where instead of doing cautionary coffee I jumped straight into dinner and a museum four-hour suicide

the good thing about the internet is that you at least have a trial run

it's not like you go up and talk to someone for like 15 minutes then find out they like Oasis and then you have to pepper spray them and flee.
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« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2008, 02:01:46 PM »
She had a very interesting profile with cute pictures and cool interests (lots of awesome literature and movies; she MCed a panel for Grant Morrison at Comicon). She was kind of disjointed to chat with, but some people have quirky chat personalities and given the profile and interest overlaps I figured, hey! let's meet up.

Unfortunately, her profile had been written about 18 months previous, and in the interim she had gotten addicted to several hardcore drugs (cocaine, heroin, meth) - I did not know this until I met her. She claimed to have been 2 months clean but it was obvious that she had experienced some sort of brain damage. Even more depressing was when glimpses of her former witty and intelligent self would cut through the murky fog of conversation. It was incredibly depressing and a difficult time and really underscored the importance of ALWAYS making the first meeting with someone an easily escapable coffee date.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2008, 02:06:25 PM »
Yikes. That would be a hard one to gracefully excuse yourself from.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2008, 02:11:53 PM »
Yikes. That would be a hard one to gracefully excuse yourself from.

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« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2008, 02:15:30 PM »
 :lol Could work. Or she could become bonded to you like a shadow.
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2008, 02:18:07 PM »
also, I've met like three girls in their early 20s (22-24) over the past two months who use cocaine recreationally. is this the new "it" drug on college campuses? so confused
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« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2008, 02:22:39 PM »
I thought it was a fairly popular drug among certain types of affluent folks/college kids. Haven't met any who use it though
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Re: I am hanging out with Eric P tonight
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2008, 02:38:01 PM »
also, I've met like three girls in their early 20s (22-24) over the past two months who use cocaine recreationally. is this the new "it" drug on college campuses? so confused

to my understanding, yes.  heroin is out, coke is back in.

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« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2008, 02:47:05 PM »
it's so weird to me, coke use to me is some sort of aggressively bizarre retro 80s behavior, like wearing Reebok Pumps or playing Intellivision
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« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2008, 02:59:56 PM »
also, I've met like three girls in their early 20s (22-24) over the past two months who use cocaine recreationally. is this the new "it" drug on college campuses? so confused

Cocaine is pretty popular in Seattle all of a sudden.
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« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2008, 03:02:47 PM »
it's so weird to me, coke use to me is some sort of aggressively bizarre retro 80s behavior, like wearing Reebok Pumps or playing Intellivision

thankfully we will soon have out of work chemists to design new drugs for us.

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« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2008, 03:19:11 PM »
We didn't really hang out because I went to the show early so I wouldn't miss Dirty Projectors. But we said Hi afterwards, but it was like 40 fuckin degrees and raining, so it mostly like "Oh, Hello internet man. Let's run to the subway" and then we said Goodbye and Eric wouldn't kiss me :(

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« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2008, 03:20:45 PM »
did you catch any of so percussion?

i kind of liked what i heard from Dirty Projectors, but I wish that the vocals weren't drowned in the mix, especially with Angel and the other guitarist singing so softly.
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« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2008, 03:49:53 PM »
did you catch any of so percussion?

i kind of liked what i heard from Dirty Projectors, but I wish that the vocals weren't drowned in the mix, especially with Angel and the other guitarist singing so softly.

Early in the set the vocals were way, way up and then they got quieter and quieter, haha. I caught the very end of So Percussion. I loved it, everyone else seemed to hate it.
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