Author Topic: Rocky IV is still so awesome.  (Read 712 times)

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Rman

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Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« on: December 16, 2008, 05:25:38 PM »
Cheesy, but oh so good soundtrack--check
Hilarious, homo erotic training montage with Rocky and Apollo--check
Awesome Cold War parallel, probably the best in popular film--check
It has a damn robot.  How cool is that?



:bow Rocky IV :bow2

FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 05:46:54 PM »
Back in High School about 10 years ago, the very first video project I made was a Mr. Potato head version of that film. It won some award or siomething at a local community college. lol

Himu

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 05:49:13 PM »
FUCK THAT ROBOT
IYKYK

Powerslave

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 10:56:40 AM »
the movie is one big montage lolol

Tabasco

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 11:12:02 AM »
I adore this movie, and all 80s action cinema.  But I can't believe how naive we all were.  It's so laughable that Stallone is positioning his character as a virtue of clean living and natural muscle, and Drago as a Dynabol freak.  When it's Stallone who has the far more unbelievable physique.  Still, Drago killed Apollo.  He had to go down.

Himu

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 11:42:47 AM »
debating rocky movies should be part of every man's curriculum
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Robo

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 11:54:27 AM »
Dolph Lundgren is the coolest motherfucker ever.  He's like the real Chuck Norris of legend: 160 IQ, 6'5" tall, speaks over five languages, two-time European karate champion, holds a master's degree in chemical engineering, former member of the Kustjägarna, fucked Grace Jones (although, who hasn't?), sexy as hell, and no goddamn Bible thumping.  Also, has killed a ton of ninjas and, according to Brandon Lee, has a gigantic cock.
obo

DJ_Tet

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 01:04:39 PM »
I adore this movie, and all 80s action cinema.  But I can't believe how naive we all were.  It's so laughable that Stallone is positioning his character as a virtue of clean living and natural muscle, and Drago as a Dynabol freak.  When it's Stallone who has the far more unbelievable physique.  Still, Drago killed Apollo.  He had to go down.

Jogging through snow carrying trees >>>> steroids


That's the obvious message.  Also, shaving makes you weak.
TIT

Ganhyun

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 01:06:30 PM »
Dolph Lundgren is the coolest motherfucker ever.  He's like the real Chuck Norris of legend: 160 IQ, 6'5" tall, speaks over five languages, two-time European karate champion, holds a master's degree in chemical engineering, former member of the Kustjägarna, fucked Grace Jones (although, who hasn't?), sexy as hell, and no goddamn Bible thumping.  Also, has killed a ton of ninjas and, according to Brandon Lee, has a gigantic cock.

Battled Skeletor.

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HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: Rocky IV is still so awesome.
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 05:19:15 PM »
the movie is one big montage lolol
its not a montage, its a musical.

Rocky IV is the manliest damn musical ever made.  One designed entirely to appeal to straight men.  As it has very little competition, this explains its enduring popularity.