Dolph Lundgren is the coolest motherfucker ever. He's like the real Chuck Norris of legend: 160 IQ, 6'5" tall, speaks over five languages, two-time European karate champion, holds a master's degree in chemical engineering, former member of the Kustjägarna, fucked Grace Jones (although, who hasn't?), sexy as hell, and no goddamn Bible thumping. Also, has killed a ton of ninjas and, according to Brandon Lee, has a gigantic cock.