what jobs do you guys have?

[Guybrush Threepwood]

seriously how can you guys afford to buy a whole bunch of shit every day?

[demi]

I jerk off to fat men on webcam

[archie4208]

accounting. 

[MCD]

no job.

lonely virgin cigarillo here.

[Great Rumbler]

Full-time student.

My spending money comes courtesy of the taxpayers of the state of Oklahoma.

[demi]

TWEENY WITCHES

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a rich wife.

Seriously, there's no way I could buy all this shit on my school psychologist's salary alone. She makes more than double what I make.

[TVC15]

I am in actuality young jeezy.

[Mr. Gundam]

I am in actuality young jeezy.

I'm really Soulja Boy. That would explain why I was playing that crazy ass Gundam pod game shit in Tokyo.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Giving it to your mother

[Oblivion]

man fuck this thread

[demi]

^ he gets fucked by fat men on webcam

[Flannel Boy]

How much does that pay?

[Robo]

I get things done, make shit happen.

[demi]

How much does that pay?

Pretty good. I'm not homeless yet.

[Human Snorenado]

Freelance video editor/post production.  Since the economy cratered I've been mostly doing nothing, just kind of living off savings.  I plan on going back to school next year, thinking about getting an economics degree.

[Great Rumbler]

TWEENY WITCHES

It's better than Alone in the Dark.

[demi]

Freelance video editor/post production.  Since the economy cratered I've been mostly doing nothing, just kind of living off savings.  I plan on going back to school next year, thinking about getting an economics degree.

I'll pay you to make jerkoff videos for me

[Bocsius]

I make pretty good money, nothing earth shattering, but I don't see how these guys buy up everything under the sun, either. Nor do I see why they would want to, but whatever. Work on padding that savings account, people. Especially in this job climate.

[Mr. Gundam]

Work on padding that savings account, people.

Our savings account goes up a couple thousand each month.

[Flannel Boy]

Saving money is not the American way. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I live a pretty monkish lifestyle.  I buy some things here and there but it is all tightly restrained.  Even as my signing bonus went into my checking account I see I only spent just $40 of it so far in two weeks.  I plan to stash $1500 in savings monthly once I start working.

I suppose it all depends on economies of scale.  If someone makes $60,000, buying a DVD a day or something is pretty minor compared to a college student.

[TVC15]

professional awesome

you don't have to lie to impress anyone.

[Bocsius]

Saving money is not the American way. 

Thus explaining our current economic reality.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Why save when you get a 42" Bravia and a 7.1 Surround Sound system instead?

[Bocsius]

Why save when you get a 42" Bravia and a 7.1 Surround Sound system instead?

If only one of them were made in America.

[Human Snorenado]

Saving money is not the American way. 

Thus explaining our current economic reality.

My dad told me when I went off to college that "debt is the American way of life".  He has a skewed view of reality, tho, since he didn't pay taxes at all during the 80's and has been sending the IRS a nice sizable chunk of every paycheck since about 93.  Fortunately I learned from his mistakes and am 100% debt free.  I keep one credit card for emergencies and have an ok amount (lower 5 figures) in my savings account.

[T234]

@the thread title: A real shitty one at Wal-Mart.

[Bocsius]

I admit my savings account is pretty weak. But I'm working on it. I now carry no credit card debt, nor do I have a car loan. My car is 7 years old and I don't foresee trading it for quite a while longer, maybe even another 6 or 7 years. The only debt I have now is my student loan, which is still around $16,000. I need to save up and think about getting more debt in the form of a mortgage, but renting also has its benefits, particularly when the job market might dictate a move to a different city.

[Positive Touch]

I've got a nice easy job that pays jack shit, and I'll never make much more because I hate college. 

eternal poverty

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got $17,000 in my checking account

Going to pay off as much of my student loans as possible before making a single payment

I'm pretty jealous of you debt free people.  I'm going to get a second job and pay the debts off faster.  Life will suck for a couple years but better that than pay tens of thousands of dollars of needless interest

[Brehvolution]

I work IT for a small software company. My day consists of:

1. "Is Microsoft down?"
2. "I'm getting 'Mailbox over the limit' emails."
3. "Is Notes down?"
4. "My VPN isn't working, oh wait it's working now."
5. ID10T errors

I love it!

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Right now nothing c/o 2 Great 2 Depressing. Do freelance web/graphic design/video editing stuff to pay the bills.

[The Sceneman]

^ he gets fucked by fat Ninfags on webcam

fixed

[The Sceneman]

I work for an agency/not for profit organization that preserves and maintains New Zealands rich cultural heritage

[Flannel Boy]

Right now nothing c/o 2 Great 2 Depressing. Do freelance web/graphic design/video editing stuff to pay the bills.

You do good work:

[The Sceneman]

has anyone posted that on GAF?

[xnikki118x]

I work in dining services at a local college doing catered events for groups. I can't afford to buy things every day, so I don't normally post in WDYB threads. Oh well.

[tiesto]

I work at a major defense contractor, doing software engineering and running simulation models.

[The Sceneman]

your job sounds pretty awesome tiesto  Probably more exciting than mine haha

[drew]

oh shit i completely forgot about that

tweeny witches

[Phoenix Dark]

full time student

soon to be account

later to be lawyer

later later to be TVC sex butler

[Phoenix Dark]

him in the butt

[Reb]

I run the financial side of companies when they start losing grip / lost their grip.

I'm a financial janitor.

[TVC15]

distantmantra, would you like to adopt a poor third world country boy(toy)?

You'd rather me.  I like ABBA.

[duckman2000]

I run some unprofitable company and live off of the wife's paycheck.

[TVC15]

Duckman Sony viral confirmed.

[Phoenix Dark]

when it's 20C?

[TVC15]

distantmantra, would you like to adopt a poor third world country boy(toy)?

You'd rather me.  I like ABBA.

Only if you promise to hum to yourself and softly strum your guitar on starry nights to the firelight.

I have a guitar, but I'm more of a synthesizer guy.  Can I just mash on my microkorg for you instead?

[Himu]

I suck penis

[TVC15]

We know.

[Himu]

10 dollars for a blow job.

5 for a rim job.

20 for you to cum on my face.

[Reb]

I do Localisation work for Sony, but it's only temp cause I'm getting back on the road next year.

I run the financial side of companies when they start losing grip / lost their grip.

I'm a financial janitor.

PWC?

No, I'm employed by a company with a lot of subsidiaries / participations.

[The Sceneman]

10 dollars for a blow job.

5 for a rim job.

20 for you to cum on my face.

[T-Short]

I work for an ad agency

[TVC15]

I work for an ad agency

Really?  I should talk you more often.  I really do like you, but there's not much to be said within the confines of modIRC.

[Tieno]

I run some unprofitable company and live off of the wife's paycheck.

I bet it has something to do with paintball guns?

[T-Short]

I work for an ad agency

Really?  I should talk you more often.  I really do like you, but there's not much to be said within the confines of modIRC.

Of course. Well, most of my detailz should be on my facebook page

[T-Short]

Can you hook me up with a job?

probably not

[TVC15]

There's more to live then money.

Do you actually believe that?  Anything that's worth living for is more accessible with money.  Money may not be the be all end all, but if it won't help you get where you want to desire, you're doing it wrong.

I work for an ad agency

Really?  I should talk you more often.  I really do like you, but there's not much to be said within the confines of modIRC.

Of course. Well, most of my detailz should be on my facebook page

I'll try to hit you up within the next few weeks.  I swear to god that I've wanted you in a chat session, but the past year or so has been crazy enough as to make even the loosest of plans impossible.