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The Sceneman

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #60 on: January 18, 2009, 05:14:21 PM »
yeah he was. He was my favourite skater when I was a kid  :-[
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #61 on: January 18, 2009, 05:37:11 PM »
haha you used to skate?

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #62 on: January 18, 2009, 07:57:10 PM »
yeah when I was 13-14 I used to skate everyday during and after school. running away from security guards, getting your board all up your nuts while attempting to do a hardflip, good times!
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #63 on: January 18, 2009, 08:30:15 PM »
I suck at it, but really enjoy messing around on a board. It's pretty cool that SKATE emphasizes reasonably realistic skating, as opposed to TH's outrageous stunts.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #64 on: January 18, 2009, 08:58:54 PM »
oh i skated for a good 6-7 years, so i didnt have to pretend to do a hardflip :P

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #65 on: January 18, 2009, 08:59:37 PM »
i just got myself a longboard 3 years ago and am pretty good on it now.  shit is mad fun, especially on drunken nights!
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #66 on: January 18, 2009, 10:06:40 PM »

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2009, 09:16:53 AM »
SKATE 2 FUCKERS
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2009, 10:06:06 AM »
hells yeah. also no more longboard talk in this thread plz
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2009, 02:39:58 PM »
oh fuck off paul van dyke
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2009, 02:43:06 PM »
oh fuck off paul van dyke


PVD mention in a Skate thread???
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2009, 03:03:03 PM »


/hypocrite

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2009, 03:05:55 PM »
demi...what are the achievements like in skate/skate 2?  Are they tough?  I'd look but I can't get to a single damn gaming site with this filter.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2009, 03:08:38 PM »
wait isnt this game out today?

im calling best buy

edit:  comes out tomorrow :(
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2009, 03:18:13 PM »
demi...what are the achievements like in skate/skate 2?  Are they tough?  I'd look but I can't get to a single damn gaming site with this filter.

Skate is easy, but you have to beg for people to vote on your video/pic to get an achievement (get X thing rated 20 times). Dunno how the community is, I imagine it got a boost since the demo.

Dunno how Skate 2 is. Shouldnt be too bad.
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2009, 03:20:08 PM »
but you have to beg for people to vote on your video/pic to get an achievement

ill do you if you do me :-*

at least i wont have a 2 second vid of my character pushing down the street :lol

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2009, 03:26:09 PM »
It was a pretty sweet push.
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2009, 03:28:51 PM »
i really hope they fixed ea.com's skate reel.  it was impossible to register and link your video to friends that dont have an xbox

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« Reply #78 on: January 22, 2009, 10:17:25 PM »
game is fun, hair still sucks

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« Reply #79 on: January 22, 2009, 10:40:12 PM »
I haven't really played a skateboarding game since TH2, but from the demo I can see why people think Skate is awesome.  I think I'll pick it up Skate 2 eventually, the control system is great.

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« Reply #80 on: January 23, 2009, 12:33:14 AM »
yeah, wow, this game is amazing.  I played 3 hours straight of online with a few other people.  The Hall of Meat multiplayer is like crash mode in Burnout.

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« Reply #81 on: January 23, 2009, 12:52:35 AM »
my character is a spitting image of myself, i was able to get it pretty good last game but wow

game is fun, hair still sucks

what kind of cigarillo haircut are you looking for?  the buzzed looks perfect, but i use the cesar because it looks more like mine irl

also i DO NOT have a Cesar cut, frankly i am offended EA.  the regular buzzcut ingame looks a bit too Obama if you catch my drift ;)
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« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2009, 12:59:51 AM »
I wear a pork pie

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #83 on: January 23, 2009, 01:17:07 AM »
I made a girl.  Which was kind of hard.

I had to put an awful lot of sliders to one end or the other to make it look like something that had a vagina since birth.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2009, 12:30:18 PM »
GameFly took too long to send so I just bought it now.

Traded in GTA4 and Banjo

Time to get my skate on
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2009, 02:34:00 PM »
yeah so this game is awesome or whatnot

the skate spots and the city itself makes skate.'s look ghetto

there are some amazing spots in this game, the new summery effect doesn't hurt either

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« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2009, 03:21:45 PM »
also the new intro is awesome

some injokes though that non-former skaters (ie demi) wont get tho


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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2009, 03:35:00 PM »
LOL

demi make skate reel embeddable

The Sceneman

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2009, 03:58:38 PM »
Just got my copy, will "stick it in" soon

Im probably going to make a short hispanic man with an oversized cranium
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »
heres a reall crappy picture of my dood.  it was 4:30 in the morning :-[ and i had just been browsing skatereel on the 360 and wanted to see if my EA profile worked.  so addicting



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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2009, 07:19:40 PM »
best game ever?

seems so

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #93 on: January 23, 2009, 07:51:32 PM »
:piss Jam with Danny Way :piss2

fuckin 50 attempts and I cant beat the damn level, maybe Im just a noob
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #94 on: January 23, 2009, 08:12:36 PM »
i had so many problems at that same one

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« Reply #95 on: January 23, 2009, 09:02:12 PM »

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #96 on: January 23, 2009, 09:13:56 PM »
lol swaggaz. The vids were good too.
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #97 on: January 24, 2009, 03:49:12 AM »
Swaggaz bag-o-bones technique is killing me. :lol

Borrowed Skate 1 from a pal, turns out Asia-version is region-locked against US consoles. Waaah! Am cry.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #99 on: January 24, 2009, 04:31:02 PM »
also i hate how its so hard to find a pair of pants that dont flare at the feet

this is 2009.  no one wears fucking boot cut jeans. nobody. smh ea. smh

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2009, 05:28:45 PM »
I do, to offset my large ass  :(
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« Reply #101 on: January 24, 2009, 05:32:03 PM »
okay finally passed jam with danny way, glad thats over.

WTF is with that cunt whos following you around? I found a pool and hes like "OOOOHHHHHHH ME LIKEY LIKEY!" what a loon
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2009, 05:36:52 PM »
hes your cameraman from the first one
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2009, 06:19:26 PM »
just did the danny way challenge on the 5th try


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« Reply #105 on: January 24, 2009, 09:15:25 PM »
just did the danny way challenge on the 5th try(Image removed from quote.)
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 :lol those are some good emotes
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #106 on: January 24, 2009, 09:19:07 PM »

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2009, 07:07:14 AM »
lol @ his complaint of it being too hard to keep speed on vert, go look up any poolskating video on youtube and youll see why hes doing it wrong, your supposed to kind of ride it like a wave-not pump back and forth in a straight line ::)

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« Reply #109 on: January 25, 2009, 10:30:23 AM »
you can pump by either holding the L trigger, forward or the left analog, or back on the right analog.  It's really not that hard to understand that you need to be down when going up, and standing when launching

and wtf, the game was 30 fps last year, now it's 60.  Sounds like engine improvement to me.
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #110 on: January 26, 2009, 12:32:59 AM »
yeah I havent quite got pumping down, like a wave you say? I'll try to pump that vert hard  8)

Also has anyone else had any trouble with the Oi, lets Skate pro challenge? Its the one where you have to handplant a rail on a walk way above the vert ramp. I can get my dude up there but he never fuckin grabs the rail, I only end up nose-stalling :(
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« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2009, 03:11:33 AM »
if you thin oi is fun wait until you get to the next thrasher mission thingy :-\

then if you think thats even funner wait until you try to rob dyrdek skatstopped ledge challenge :gloomy

edit:  you have to press ^ on the LS while simultaneously pressing RB just before you pop off the lip of the ramp.  any later and it will not register
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #112 on: January 26, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »
I still havent started this

TLR > Skate 2
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2009, 02:30:02 PM »
is it just me or does this game get really old really fast

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« Reply #114 on: January 26, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
is it just me or does this game get really old really fast

I wonder if that's because your skater's skills don't change through the game, so it's not like you constantly have access to new moves and abilities as the game progresses.  It's always been the thing that's both intrigued me and turned me off about skate/skate 2.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #115 on: January 26, 2009, 03:10:29 PM »
or its because ITS THE SAME EXACT GAME
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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #116 on: January 26, 2009, 03:19:24 PM »
bububububububu the summery filter 200 shirt options better spots excetera

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« Reply #117 on: January 26, 2009, 04:30:02 PM »
is it just me or does this game get really old really fast

I'm getting bored of doing story missions, but playing freeskate activities online is still a lot of fun.

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Re: the official skate 2 thread of jizzing in your sock
« Reply #118 on: January 27, 2009, 04:49:45 AM »
passed the Oi challenge and the footplant Thrasher one, now its the fucking basketball backboard  :'
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