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Eel O'Brian

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #60 on: January 20, 2009, 01:03:03 PM »
why can't white people ever get it right?

kfc sucks. black people go to their local ghetto join or popeyes. any negro you see at kfc has no standards or is hungry as fuck

maf insists i need to go to popeye's for the proper fastfood chik'n experience -- or at least for decent read beans and rice. i smell a renton roadtrip

we don't have a popeye's here

we have kfc, bojangle's, and church's

hardee's (carl's to you guys) chicken isn't bad, i like the crust
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Robo

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #61 on: January 20, 2009, 01:04:00 PM »
why can't white people ever get it right?

kfc sucks. black people go to their local ghetto join or popeyes. any negro you see at kfc has no standards or is hungry as fuck

maf insists i need to go to popeye's for the proper fastfood chik'n experience -- or at least for decent read beans and rice. i smell a renton roadtrip

dude go there for some solid beans and rice. Try their biscuits too.

It's all about the mashed potatoes.  That gravy is :drool
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2009, 01:05:14 PM »
man id love to be a fly inside bush's helicopter right now


"SO LONG, SUCKERS. BUSH OUT."
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2009, 01:06:40 PM »
 :teehee
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #64 on: January 20, 2009, 01:07:21 PM »
so how soon do you guys shut the fuck up about the dimestore cowboy and start focusing those narrowed eyes towards the new guy

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #65 on: January 20, 2009, 01:08:26 PM »
why can't white people ever get it right?

kfc sucks. black people go to their local ghetto join or popeyes. any negro you see at kfc has no standards or is hungry as fuck

maf insists i need to go to popeye's for the proper fastfood chik'n experience -- or at least for decent read beans and rice. i smell a renton roadtrip

dude go there for some solid beans and rice. Try their biscuits too.

It's all about the mashed potatoes.  That gravy is :drool

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Tauntaun

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #66 on: January 20, 2009, 01:10:54 PM »
Two words: Boston Market.  :drool
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Robo

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #67 on: January 20, 2009, 01:11:03 PM »
The Popeye's near here has this little prize wheel that spins whenever you order something and gives you the opportunity to buy some extra shit at a heavy discount.  I haven't seen it at any other location.  It's pretty amazing.
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demi

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #68 on: January 20, 2009, 01:12:38 PM »
What's with manabyte's avatar. So rude.
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Bocsius

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #69 on: January 20, 2009, 01:15:04 PM »
In between the chicken talk, I'll say that our office watched the CNN stream of the inauguration ceremony in a conference room. The video would freeze quite often, but the audio came through no problem. So we basically thought of it as the way people experienced inaugurations back during the first depression instead of the sequel.

Tauntaun

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #70 on: January 20, 2009, 01:18:28 PM »
What's with manabyte's avatar. So rude.

Well you see, black people used to be called porch monkeys or just monkey in general.  It's endearing to them like if you call them a nigg-a.   :)
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #71 on: January 20, 2009, 01:19:12 PM »
The Popeye's near here has this little prize wheel that spins whenever you order something and gives you the opportunity to buy some extra shit at a heavy discount.  I haven't seen it at any other location.  It's pretty amazing.

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demi

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #72 on: January 20, 2009, 01:19:51 PM »
What's with manabyte's avatar. So rude.

Well you see, black people used to be called porch monkeys or just monkey in general.  It's endearing to them like if you call them a nigg-a.   :)

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #73 on: January 20, 2009, 01:22:48 PM »
So Bush didn't really do the last-minute pardon avalanche thing people were expecting, huh?  He didn't even pardon Libby, despite apparently a big push from neoconland to do so.  Wonder why, maybe this sheds some light on it though:

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   Bush grew more agitated at the mention of his own former senior diplomat. “Let me just say from the outset that I don’t consider Bolton credible,” the president said bitterly. Bush had brought Bolton into the top ranks of his administration, fought for Senate confirmation and, when lawmakers balked, defied critics to give the hawkish aide a recess appointment. “I spent political capital for him,” Bush said, and look what he got in return.

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2009, 01:23:47 PM »
yeah, Popeye's, unlike KFC, sells edible food.  That doesn't include their actual fried chicken, though.
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Tauntaun

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2009, 01:24:02 PM »
I see your stupid white ho and raise you SP:

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demi

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2009, 01:24:55 PM »
I see your stupid white ho and raise you SP:

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drew

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2009, 01:27:00 PM »
where the fuck is the parade on tv?  i know someone in a marching band thats there right now

Eel O'Brian

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2009, 01:27:50 PM »
i don't see why you guys hate all over kfc

their original recipe chicken sandwiches & pot pies are good, and their potato wedges aren't bad
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2009, 01:28:23 PM »
KFC sucks since they downsized the Twister. Shit
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drew

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2009, 01:28:52 PM »
popeyes 5 peice strip w/ ranch is amazing

Tauntaun

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #81 on: January 20, 2009, 01:30:44 PM »


:zzz
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2009, 01:31:31 PM »
i don't see why you guys hate all over kfc

their original recipe chicken sandwiches & pot pies are good, and their potato wedges aren't bad

I was going to post almost word for word of this, but my browser timed out.  :lol
Dip them wedges in the best gravy on the planet. :drool
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2009, 01:31:44 PM »
i don't see why you guys hate all over kfc

their original recipe chicken sandwiches & pot pies are good, and their potato wedges aren't bad

i smell a podcast segment
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2009, 01:35:13 PM »
goddammit I WANT SOME FUCKIN FRIED CHICKEN posthaste
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #85 on: January 20, 2009, 01:37:57 PM »
black people: popeyes>>>kfc

mom's chicken>>>kfc

grandma's chicken>>>kfc

etc
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FatalT

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2009, 01:38:15 PM »
Tauntaun ahaahahahahahaha

cool breeze

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #87 on: January 20, 2009, 01:38:34 PM »
kfc invented the famous bowl

I don't see how you can hate kfc.  It's like a poor person's thanksgiving that you can eat with a spoon..

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #88 on: January 20, 2009, 01:39:18 PM »
Tauntaun ahaahahahahahaha
Dude is like the Forrest Gump of chicken.
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drew

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #89 on: January 20, 2009, 01:40:13 PM »
my moms chicken = raw chicken breast soaked in italian vinagarette salad dressing before being grilled

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #90 on: January 20, 2009, 01:41:23 PM »
I wonder if the Obama girl will turn up some where.  She's so delicious.
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #91 on: January 20, 2009, 01:46:16 PM »
so how soon do you guys shut the fuck up about the dimestore cowboy and start focusing those narrowed eyes towards the new guy

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i'm guessing never

i like how no one responded to this
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WrikaWrek

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2009, 01:46:28 PM »
What's with manabyte's avatar. So rude.

Well you see, black people used to be called porch monkeys or just monkey in general.  It's endearing to them like if you call them a nigg-a.   :)




Now that's some of that certified trailer park White gheto trash talk.

WrikaWrek

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2009, 01:50:35 PM »
I see your stupid white ho and raise you SP:



Omg

My abs hurt from the laughter, oh man "I'll merc yo ass" ahahahahahaah

MOOOOOReeee. i need more of this shit demi

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2009, 01:54:21 PM »
so how soon do you guys shut the fuck up about the dimestore cowboy and start focusing those narrowed eyes towards the new guy
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i'm guessing never

Since they don't have a fucking clue what Obama is actually going to do other than mis-pronounce fewer words, Bush-bashing and "hope"/"change" chanting are all they've got.

What worries me is that Obama has nearly an 80% approval rate.  Since we've previously determined that the majority of our country consists of bumbling idiots, we should all be worried when 80% of them agree on anything.

With that said, kick some ass, Obama.

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2009, 02:02:50 PM »
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black people: popeyes>>>kfc

mom's chicken>>>kfc

grandma's chicken>>>kfc

etc

i am black apparently.  although the chicken itself is equimagnitudinally disgusting between popeyes and kfc, but I can just eat the mashed potatoes and biscuits and rice and foist the chicken on someone else.
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Beezy

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2009, 02:10:04 PM »
The Popeye's near here has this little prize wheel that spins whenever you order something and gives you the opportunity to buy some extra shit at a heavy discount.  I haven't seen it at any other location.  It's pretty amazing.
There's a Popeyes here in the Bronx with that shit. It's so hard to ignore. :heart

Diunx

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2009, 02:24:36 PM »
Now that I think about it Obama is probably the president with the biggest dick in America's history since he is black and all.
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2009, 02:30:45 PM »
Now that I think about it Obama is probably the president with the biggest dick in America's history since he is black and all.

The White House has had a Dick that was  5' 11˝"!

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2009, 02:37:06 PM »
Omg

My abs hurt from the laughter, oh man "I'll merc yo ass" ahahahahahaah

MOOOOOReeee. i need more of this shit demi

oh god

Phoenix Dark

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2009, 02:45:27 PM »
well, it is true
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2009, 02:48:19 PM »
The parallels are indeed uncanny.  :o

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CajoleJuice

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2009, 02:51:18 PM »
- elected to office
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2009, 02:51:28 PM »
lyndon johnson allegedly had a monster wang, and was not hesitant about showing it to people
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2009, 02:52:53 PM »
Adolf
Obama
Five letters each
Both begin with a vowel

Hitler
Barack
Six letters each
Both begin and end with consonants.

Here's the clincher, both have white mothers.

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2009, 02:55:17 PM »
So is this the end of black presidents in Hollywood movies?
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2009, 02:57:00 PM »
So is this the end of black presidents in Hollywood movies?

It's the beginning of unattractive female presidents in Hollywood movies.
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2009, 02:58:34 PM »
bullshit. link?

Wallace is an ass, but not like that
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CajoleJuice

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2009, 02:59:01 PM »
i am speechless
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2009, 02:59:46 PM »
bullshit. link?

Wallace is an ass, but not like that

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/tv-decoder-live-blogging-coverage/


Oh man that was so hard for me to find on the internetz.

Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2009, 03:00:49 PM »
Jew magic or did you click on the first google link?

Will PD ever find out?
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Bocsius

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2009, 03:01:53 PM »
This mean... we're a nation without a leader!!1

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So it's like the past 8 years.

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2009, 03:02:06 PM »
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2009, 03:02:42 PM »
Thank you Mr. Google

jesus christ Fox.
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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2009, 03:05:05 PM »
Manabyte, I have a ludicrously low opinion of you and yet you keep managing to disappoint me.

Why do you post here?  Has someone given you the impression that they value your contributions to the forum?  Who did this?  Tell me who they are and I'll set them straight.

ManaByte

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #115 on: January 20, 2009, 03:05:17 PM »
Time Warner here turned off the FOX feed for the entire day so far.  :lol
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CajoleJuice

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #116 on: January 20, 2009, 03:06:07 PM »
Manabyte, I have a ludicrously low opinion of you and yet you keep managing to disappoint me.

Why do you post here?  Has someone given you the impression that they value your contributions to the forum?  Who did this?  Tell me who they are and I'll set them straight.

I second this.
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ManaByte

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #117 on: January 20, 2009, 03:06:47 PM »
Fine. I'll stop posting here.
CBG

Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #118 on: January 20, 2009, 03:07:39 PM »
Mandark does have magical Jew powers.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: so, Obama is president
« Reply #119 on: January 20, 2009, 03:09:33 PM »
Did that really just happen? That never happens!

:bow Mandark :bow2
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