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smh Bob...
« on: February 01, 2009, 12:31:00 PM »
[youtube=560,345]43v06aFndLQ[/youtube]

And this'll get Nintendo's attention how? :wtf
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 12:38:25 PM »
It's a pathetic cry for attention from anyone.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 12:41:04 PM »
what a weirdo

he also looks like a reject from the Double Dragons movie

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 12:41:05 PM »
obvious attention whore. just look at his hair and nomura boots
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 12:42:51 PM »
How does this asshole have an entourage of women devoted to his shitty cause?
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 12:49:06 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob the hooknosed goth

this is too funny, you dont even know
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 12:50:16 PM »
stage 51 - fetal position in a puddle of hobo piss at county lockup
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 01:25:26 PM »
What a great guy.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 01:29:28 PM »
Bob's game

now with moar suiciding!!1!
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 01:33:57 PM »
Attention whore gets attention, from EB too. Go figure.

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 01:41:04 PM »
We love to root for an underdog!
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 01:43:01 PM »
The character on the box looks like Robert Smith (aka Fat Bob).
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 01:43:31 PM »
What I want to know is, why does this guy think posting his shit around a retail store would do ANYTHING, and did he put in a flash cart into the system to play it?   :lol

How does this asshole have an entourage of women devoted to his shitty cause?

Asian grrlz too...he's got a nerd harem going!  Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 01:50:04 PM »
God... he's one of "those guys."

Stupid strap up boots, all black and a stupid fucking hat. You know the kind of hat I'm talking about.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2009, 01:51:05 PM »
Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.

They seemed a little too enthusiastic about it to just be in it for the trip.
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2009, 01:53:08 PM »
His next game will be a touch screen, text adventure through the perilous labyrinth of HOT TOPIC.
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 01:53:43 PM »
Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.

They seemed a little too enthusiastic about it to just be in it for the trip.

People will do anything for money.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »
Wow, that's how he looks? Please let this be the last thread on that dumbass and his shitty game.

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 02:48:04 PM »
Holy shit... the cashier (the Asian dude) @ 3:10 is a friend from college of both me and OriginalZ's...!!!
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 03:07:27 PM »
I only hope that Bob's Game is as epic as his attempt to get it published.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2009, 03:15:56 PM »
me chinese me play joke me not tell bob he's a dope
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 03:17:40 PM »
I wonder if he fucked those gooks
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 03:46:30 PM »
Nintendo must be celebrating now that they have much-needed evidence for the C&D

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 03:53:58 PM »
it's a cutting game, with stylus controls
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2009, 05:19:08 PM »
Someone should stage an intervention and tell him about DSiWare, or WTF it's called...
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2009, 05:26:46 PM »

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2009, 05:34:19 PM »
God... he's one of "those guys."

Stupid strap up boots, all black and a stupid fucking hat. You know the kind of hat I'm talking about.

Reminds me of the last time I was at The Mercury.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2009, 06:39:59 PM »
More like abrader's game

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2009, 07:19:48 PM »
"This is the developer of Bob's Game; sole developer!" made me laugh for some reason.

And the obviously-piped in cop sirens :rofl
« Last Edit: February 01, 2009, 07:21:26 PM by Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich »
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2009, 07:21:24 PM »
I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2009, 07:24:56 PM »
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2009, 07:57:59 PM »
I wonder if he fucked those gooks

smh

I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck

He's taking a little vacation for that now.  Carry on!
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2009, 08:04:03 PM »
the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, taco, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass nicca gook.

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2009, 08:31:53 PM »
i want my own asian girl harem

hook me up lyte edge (im sure you know some) tell em your a moderator, bitches love moderators
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2009, 08:34:54 PM »
the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, distinguished effete fellow, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass distinguished black fellow gook.

Uh, all those phrases are word filtered for a reason, idiot.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2009, 08:44:19 PM »
i want my own asian girl harem

Who doesn't?


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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #36 on: February 01, 2009, 09:01:08 PM »
Uh, all those phrases are word filtered for a reason, idiot.
everyone knows what they mean and no one cares if they're bypassed. it's all the same.

it's like saying it'd be any different calling you a cigarillo or homo. big difference there. ::)
« Last Edit: February 01, 2009, 09:03:57 PM by ananus »

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« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2009, 09:30:07 PM »
The difference is context.  Maybe that is too much for you. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2009, 09:33:37 PM »
the context here is that he called random people names and got banned, whereas insulting other posters doesn't warrant anything. that's a great moderation policy you got there, willco.

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2009, 11:03:31 PM »
I wonder if he fucked those gooks

smh

I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck

He's taking a little vacation for that now.  Carry on!

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2009, 01:03:34 AM »
Amazing, two bans in one thread.  That's gotta be a record for this place.  You can say whatever the fuck you want to, but use a little common sense.  Like Willco said, there is a REASON those other terms are filtered.

the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, distinguished effete fellow, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass distinguished black fellow gook.

That's great.  Have fun on your vacation!
« Last Edit: February 02, 2009, 01:06:59 AM by the lyte edge »
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2009, 01:12:32 AM »
 that was kinda dumb and if I was him id never post again and feel pretty justified (not that I really care that much/backspin)
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2009, 01:37:53 AM »
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2009, 01:48:52 AM »
for the record, i had nothing to do with what happened in this thread
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2009, 09:04:35 AM »
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc). It looks like the kind of stuff I used to make in RPG Maker when I was a bit younger, putting all my friends in the game and stuffing it full of inside jokes.
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2009, 10:34:44 AM »
You used RPG Maker instead of writing everything from scratch? I guess that doesn't make yuu as smart as bob now does it

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2009, 10:39:36 AM »
The game is a 2D overhead aspergers simulator.  Your main attack is mumbling to random people on the streets.

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2009, 04:02:25 PM »
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Doubtful, but it might be a hoot to peak into the mind of a seriously deranged individual.
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« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »
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Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc).

a.k.a. an adventure game

it supposedly has more simulation elements (like Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon) and mini-games (that fill the role of the battle engine), which haven't been shown.
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« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2009, 07:16:22 PM »
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc). It looks like the kind of stuff I used to make in RPG Maker when I was a bit younger, putting all my friends in the game and stuffing it full of inside jokes.

Haha, the games you made were so epic.  Use the Rockets on Oakenfold, that sellout!

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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2009, 07:27:42 PM »
this is fascinating.  seriously, I think this is the weirdest, saddest, and maybe the scariest thing that I've ever seen.

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« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2009, 11:23:56 PM »
If true, it would be the dumbest viral marketing scheme ever made.  I kinda doubt it; can't see Nintendo releasing something called "Bob's Game."
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2009, 11:33:23 PM »
wasnt he insane? the whole yakuza aliens invading his house?

he looks like a goth loser. smh

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« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2009, 11:49:05 PM »
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.

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« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2009, 11:54:33 PM »
If true, it would be the dumbest viral marketing scheme ever made.  I kinda doubt it; can't see Nintendo releasing something called "Bob's Game."

Although I'm sorry to say, if they did, I'd totally buy it.

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Well, I'd download it anyway.
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« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2009, 11:57:33 PM »
If it is viral marketing, I'm glad I did my part in cross posting the news on gaf.  I hope Bob invites me to his grand celebration party so I can try and decipher his mumbling into coherent speak as he avoids eye contact.

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« Reply #56 on: February 03, 2009, 12:03:24 AM »
Wait, I'm the TC for a thread that resulted in two bans? Is this a record or something?
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« Reply #57 on: February 03, 2009, 02:16:47 AM »
As Prole pointed out, the writing reads a lot like a bad Treehouse localization, and Bob has never cursed as far as I know.

The only thing that makes me believe it isn't Nintendo-related viral marketing is the frequent mentions of flashcarts.

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« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2009, 09:06:36 AM »
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.

Yeah, this sounds like something Sony would do to advertise one of their own games, but not Nintendo. Does Nintendo even have a history of viral marketing? I don't think its viral marketing, it's just weirdness. Though it would be hilarious if Nintendo actually did publish the game  :lol

Hell it can't be any worse than some of the shovelware shit that gets put out for Wii/DS on a daily basis...
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Re: smh Bob...
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2009, 10:35:04 AM »
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.

Yeah, this sounds like something Sony would do to advertise one of their own games, but not Nintendo. Does Nintendo even have a history of viral marketing? I don't think its viral marketing, it's just weirdness. Though it would be hilarious if Nintendo actually did publish the game  :lol

There was some viral marketing for Metroid Prime, but that's about it.
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