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Human Snorenado

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I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« on: February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »
She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying.  But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner.  Why?
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 08:34:43 PM »
You want to hate-fuck her.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 08:40:53 PM »
You want to hate-fuck her.

Nah, hate is kind of a strong word to use in reference to "Flo".  Although I'd have to say that if I was stuck in her presence for an hour or so I'd probably hate her.  Then again, considering my social anxiety disorder and mild sociopathy I could probably say that about anyone.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 08:42:46 PM »
She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying.  But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner.  Why?
It's gotta be the lips, right?  :-*
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2009, 09:07:23 PM »
Oh God yes, I thought I was the only one.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM »
the animated chick with pink hair  ???
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 09:23:56 PM »
the animated chick with pink hair  ???

STFU, Maurice.  You're out of your element.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 09:25:24 PM »
the animated chick with pink hair  ???

She's hot too. 

I've seen some hentai. 

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2009, 09:25:36 PM »
it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2009, 09:33:58 PM »
it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything

:lol i can match up your voice with your posts now and i love it
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2009, 09:35:41 PM »
i'd destroy it
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »
An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.


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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2009, 09:43:13 PM »
An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.

It must be the socialism gene.   :tophat
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM »
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2009, 09:51:03 PM »
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2009, 09:55:41 PM »
[youtube=560,345]itDejkU20Ig[/youtube]

:heart "yeeeeeeaaaah!" :heart
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2009, 09:56:42 PM »
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.

don't be so defensive about your grandma fetish
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Human Snorenado

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2009, 10:01:12 PM »
youtube

:heart "yeeeeeeaaaah!" :heart

ugh STFU MAURICE.

Jesus, you can't do anything right can you?  You have to ride on the roof of the bus, I don't want the other distinguished mentally-challenged fellows catching YOUR version of the dumb.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2009, 10:06:01 PM »
I think you need to look at who you're disagreeing with again, and then try and figure out why you're on the roof of the bus.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2009, 10:07:36 PM »
wat ???

I'm on the rooftop of the bus because I'm disagreeing with PD?

EDIT: never mind, bus rooftop is fine.

Turd Ferguson thinks you quoted the wrong post.  Instead what you were doing was quoting drinky, that is the video, as evidence to PD's wrongness. 

edit:  I tried to save you from the roof  :'(
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2009, 10:34:36 PM »
She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM »
I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2009, 11:03:07 PM »
I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2009, 11:06:23 PM »
I feel the same way :tauntaun

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2009, 11:10:55 PM »
She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

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She looks like she has crotch rot.  :-X
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2009, 11:21:55 PM »
i want to punch her in the forehead

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2009, 12:04:13 AM »
She's alright, but she's no Erin E-surance.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2009, 12:10:23 AM »
she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2009, 12:35:58 AM »
I think she's pretty, and so is the girl from NCIS.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2009, 01:21:03 AM »
and so is the girl from NCIS.

thats gross your gross

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2009, 01:24:25 AM »
Oh fuck I thought I was alone on this. I'm so glad this came up. I felt so much shame.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2009, 03:14:18 AM »
NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television.  And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2009, 03:29:44 AM »
Who's the dude from the Allstate commercials? He's like a big teddie bear.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2009, 03:39:23 AM »
she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.

Seconded.

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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »
I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look

Especially with regards to down-under grooming.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2009, 09:40:19 AM »
Mom in ATT Extra Minutes Commercial > Flo


I'd hit both though  :-*
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2009, 10:58:26 AM »
NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television.  And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.

My parents love the show, it's absolutely horrid.   :yuck
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2009, 11:01:16 AM »
Look at her cheeks. Imagine how much spunk she can carry in that.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2009, 11:24:31 AM »
I kinda like the chick that's also in one Progressive commercial that looks like andy warhol's version of Cheryl Hines.  This chick's mouth is HUGE.  I love it  :-*


She's kinda sassy too, anyone know the lady I'm thinking about?


It was the commercial where 'Flo' got her name and nametag.  Before that, she didn't have a name.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2009, 11:39:26 AM »
Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.


edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:


The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2009, 11:54:55 AM »
She just looks like she'd dig doing any kind of fetish you had.
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Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2009, 12:09:03 PM »
Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.


edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:


The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!



Amazing research,  triplets  :-*  That triples the chance that one of them got naked.


Also, Monica has been on Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Beverly Hills 90210, and Party of Five.  There's a 75% chance that I've masturbated to her before.
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