Author Topic: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials (Read 3736 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »

She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying. But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner. Why?

Solo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:34:43 PM »

You want to hate-fuck her.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Solo on February 04, 2009, 08:34:43 PM

You want to hate-fuck her.

Nah, hate is kind of a strong word to use in reference to "Flo". Although I'd have to say that if I was stuck in her presence for an hour or so I'd probably hate her. Then again, considering my social anxiety disorder and mild sociopathy I could probably say that about anyone.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2009, 08:42:46 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM

She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying. But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner. Why?

It's gotta be the lips, right?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:07:23 PM »

Oh God yes, I thought I was the only one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM »

the animated chick with pink hair

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM

the animated chick with pink hair

STFU, Maurice. You're out of your element.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:25:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM

the animated chick with pink hair

She's hot too.

I've seen some hentai.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:25:36 PM »

it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:33:58 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:25:36 PM

it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything

i can match up your voice with your posts now and i love it

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:35:41 PM »

i'd destroy it

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »

An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »

she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:43:13 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 04, 2009, 09:40:23 PM

An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.

It must be the socialism gene.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM

she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:51:03 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:55:41 PM »

[youtube=560,345]itDejkU20Ig[/youtube]

"yeeeeeeaaaah!"

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:56:42 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 04, 2009, 09:51:03 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.

don't be so defensive about your grandma fetish

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on February 04, 2009, 09:59:47 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 04, 2009, 09:55:41 PM
youtube

"yeeeeeeaaaah!"

ugh STFU MAURICE.

Jesus, you can't do anything right can you? You have to ride on the roof of the bus, I don't want the other distinguished mentally-challenged fellows catching YOUR version of the dumb.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:06:01 PM »

I think you need to look at who you're disagreeing with again, and then try and figure out why you're on the roof of the bus.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on February 04, 2009, 10:04:08 PM

wat

I'm on the rooftop of the bus because I'm disagreeing with PD?

EDIT: never mind, bus rooftop is fine.

Turd Ferguson thinks you quoted the wrong post. Instead what you were doing was quoting drinky, that is the video, as evidence to PD's wrongness.

edit: I tried to save you from the roof :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:34:36 PM »

She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM »

I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:03:07 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM

I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look

YES.

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patrickula · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:06:23 PM »

I feel the same way

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2009, 10:34:36 PM

She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

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She looks like she has crotch rot.

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:21:55 PM »

i want to punch her in the forehead

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:04:13 AM »

She's alright, but she's no Erin E-surance.

cool breeze · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:10:23 AM »

she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:35:58 AM »

I think she's pretty, and so is the girl from NCIS.

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:21:03 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 05, 2009, 12:35:58 AM

and so is the girl from NCIS.

thats gross your gross

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:24:25 AM »

Oh fuck I thought I was alone on this. I'm so glad this came up. I felt so much shame.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:14:18 AM »

NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television. And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:29:44 AM »

Who's the dude from the Allstate commercials? He's like a big teddie bear.

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Tristam · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:39:23 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 05, 2009, 12:10:23 AM

she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.

Seconded.

tiesto · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM

I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look

Especially with regards to down-under grooming.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:40:19 AM »

Mom in ATT Extra Minutes Commercial > Flo

I'd hit both though

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2009, 10:58:26 AM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 05, 2009, 03:14:18 AM

NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television. And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.

My parents love the show, it's absolutely horrid.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:01:16 AM »

Look at her cheeks. Imagine how much spunk she can carry in that.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #39 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:24:31 AM »

I kinda like the chick that's also in one Progressive commercial that looks like andy warhol's version of Cheryl Hines. This chick's mouth is HUGE. I love it

She's kinda sassy too, anyone know the lady I'm thinking about?

It was the commercial where 'Flo' got her name and nametag. Before that, she didn't have a name.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #40 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:39:26 AM »

Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.

edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:

The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!

Ganhyun · « **Reply #41 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:54:55 AM »

She just looks like she'd dig doing any kind of fetish you had.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:09:03 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2009, 11:39:26 AM

Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.

edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:

The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!

Amazing research, triplets

That triples the chance that one of them got naked.

Also, Monica has been on Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Beverly Hills 90210, and Party of Five. There's a 75% chance that I've masturbated to her before.

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Author Topic: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials (Read 3736 times)