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MLB Offseason Thread - Pitchers and Catchers Report!
« on: February 07, 2009, 02:33:51 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3890785

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According to a report by Sports Illustrated, Alex Rodriguez tested positive for anabolic steroids in 2003, when he was with the Texas Rangers and won the AL home run title and MVP award.

According to the report, which was posted Saturday morning on SI.com, sources told the publication that Rodriguez was on a list of 104 players who tested positive that year, when Major League Baseball conducted survey tests to see if mandatory, random drug-testing was needed.

:lol this is a joke at this point
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 02:39:02 PM »
I hope he never wins a championship.
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 02:42:20 PM »
Werent these tests supposed to be "annonymous" ?  Afraud or not i find these leaks kind of pathetic.

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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 02:47:28 PM »
I don't give a shit about A-Rod. Who were the other 103 players on the list?
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 02:51:06 PM »
Werent these tests supposed to be "annonymous" ?  Afraud or not i find these leaks kind of pathetic.

Th entire situation is pathetic in every way.

DM, the other names haven't been leaked.
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 02:52:23 PM »
MLB needs a cleansing.
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 02:52:50 PM »
ONLY POOHOLES CAN SAVE US NOW
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 02:53:42 PM »
More like Needle-holes, amirite?
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Re: A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 02:54:29 PM »
Most likely.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2009, 02:54:44 PM »
Werent these tests supposed to be "annonymous" ?  Afraud or not i find these leaks kind of pathetic.

Th entire situation is pathetic in every way.

DM, the other names haven't been leaked.

I read the article over at ESPN and watched the video segment. It's interesting how his name was the only one revealed so far, and that Bonds wasn't on it.
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2009, 02:59:00 PM »
Werent these tests supposed to be "annonymous" ?  Afraud or not i find these leaks kind of pathetic.

Th entire situation is pathetic in every way.

DM, the other names haven't been leaked.

I read the article over at ESPN and watched the video segment. It's interesting how his name was the only one revealed so far, and that Bonds wasn't on it.

I hate cheaters, im not trying to defend him or anything but i reeeally hate how the whole thing has been handled. These "leaks" ? Just terrible

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 06:21:33 PM »
Yeah that's bullshit if he was on a list of 103 players and his name is the only one that leaked.
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 11:46:51 AM »
The New York Post is the Great American Newspaper

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 11:52:06 AM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 11:53:12 AM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?

it was never supposed to be released.
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 11:55:19 AM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?

it was never supposed to be released.

wtf?
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2009, 11:56:25 AM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?

it was never supposed to be released.

wtf?

*sigh*

In 2003, the Players Union did anonymous testing to see what percentage of players were roiding. 104 players tested positive that year. Only A-Rod's name has been leaked, which is kinda bullshit.
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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2009, 11:57:41 AM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?

it was never supposed to be released.

wtf?

2003 was the first year that baseball did any sort of testing; it was to establish a benchmark to see HOW MANY people were using and if stricter tests were needed.  The results were supposed to remain anonymous and there was no penalty for a player testing positive that year.

Also, Jose Canseco is vindicated once again.
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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2009, 11:59:24 AM »
Seriously, I don't want to live in a world where Jose Canseco is continually proven to be the purveyor of truth.
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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2009, 12:01:56 PM »
so 103 got a "cheat, get out of trouble free" card for participated in the tests that year, were absolved of all guilt...then many go and start breaking records while the league knows they're dirty but can't do anything about it

lol baseball
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2009, 12:02:43 PM »
Seriously, I don't want to live in a world where Jose Canseco is continually proven to be the purveyor of truth.

Tough luck!  You probably also don't want to live in a world where the Mutts blew the division on the last day of the season two years running, but that's what you gotta deal with.  This year the Braves are gonna fight you hard for second place- fear our rotation full of 3rd starters!
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2009, 12:03:16 PM »
more like

lol players union

lol bud selig

fear our exact same team from last year + hopefully functional bullpen!
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2009, 12:06:04 PM »
so they've known about this for 6 years yet it's only being released now?

it was never supposed to be released.

wtf?

*sigh*

In 2003, the Players Union did anonymous testing to see what percentage of players were roiding. 104 players tested positive that year. Only A-Rod's name has been leaked, which is kinda bullshit.

We also know about Barry Bonds, since they've said his name is not on that list from 2003.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2009, 12:06:15 PM »
Triumph insulting cajole's team is like one outhouse insulting another for being too full.   
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2009, 12:06:23 PM »
Seriously, I don't want to live in a world where Jose Canseco is continually proven to be the purveyor of truth.
At this point, I'd believe him if he claimed that Calista Flockhart was a lifetime roider.

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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2009, 12:07:05 PM »
What's really mind boggling is that we haven't done jack to address our offense, which consistently sunk us last year.  Our pitching really held up for the first 2/3 of the season despite the fact that we had so many injuries, but wear and tear ended up causing them to fade late.  Well, that and Bobby's distinguished mentally-challenged bullpen management.

But anyway, our outfield hit less than 30 hrs total.  OUR ENTIRE OUTFIELD.  Guess what position we haven't addressed so far?  Outfield.  smh.
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2009, 12:07:50 PM »
Triumph insulting cajole's team is like one outhouse insulting another for being too full.   

How's that basketball team doing?
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2009, 12:08:12 PM »
What team loses more games this year: the Jays or Braves?

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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2009, 12:10:33 PM »
What team loses more games this year: the Jays or Braves?

That's tough.  On the one hand, you guys lost Burnett.  On the other, we're a team with no clutch hitting other than McCann and Chipper and a rotation with no # 1 and a questionable #2 in Lowe.  Both teams will probably both win in the low 80s but I'd say the Jays win more unless absolutely everything goes right for the Braves.
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2009, 12:11:02 PM »
Triumph insulting cajole's team is like one outhouse insulting another for being too full.   

How's that basketball team doing?
At least we'll see the postseason, unlike you and Cajole's respective squads.
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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2009, 12:15:05 PM »
Triumph insulting cajole's team is like one outhouse insulting another for being too full.   

How's that basketball team doing?

At least we'll see the postseason, unlike you and Cajole's respective squads.

Pfft.  So will 64 other teams, who cares?  Although at least you guys have actual playoffs, unlike the crappy college football situation.  I can't let myself care about a sport that determines a "champion" that way.  Laughable!
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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2009, 12:16:36 PM »
I don't see the Jays winning 80. In addition to losing Burnett, their young pitchers--McGowan and Marcum--are injured and will likely miss most of the season. The line up is anemic. And the Jays have to play in a tough division.
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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2009, 12:19:52 PM »
Lowe is definitely a solid #2, Triumph. At least next year.
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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2009, 12:22:11 PM »
I keep trying to get Cajole out, but that bastard is like a turtle. A turtle whose shell falls off in late September.
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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2009, 12:23:11 PM »
tigers gonna be boss this season
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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2009, 12:24:59 PM »
tigers gonna be boss this season

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« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2009, 12:26:17 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2009, 12:50:33 PM »
Maybe they should start a new hardcore league just for roid users.

Something like the XLB?
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« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2009, 01:08:45 PM »
I am so sick of reading about season previews, predictions and other trivial baseball bullshit. I want the season to start tomorrow.


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« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2009, 01:19:31 PM »
I want the season to start tomorrow.




I want the season to end the day after that  :'(

other trivial baseball bullshit.



Also, redundant  :'(
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« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2009, 01:20:49 PM »
I am so sick of reading about season previews, predictions and other trivial baseball bullshit. I want the season to start tomorrow.

I've felt this way since October. I really don't care about any of the other sports nearly as much.
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« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »
So, besides Manny, who the Braves would likely not get, who else is left as a quality outfield player for the Braves to go after?

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« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2009, 01:40:38 PM »
I want the season to start tomorrow.
I want the season to end the day after that  :'(

other trivial baseball bullshit.
Also, redundant  :'(

Hahah ... just curious, were you ever a fan as a kid?

I was probably a Football fan first and everything else next. I only think I liked baseball because of the cards and This Week in Baseball.

As I have grown older, baseball has only become more beloved to me. But I completely understand why some people wouldn't like it.




I've felt this way since October. I really don't care about any of the other sports nearly as much.

I like to have the break. The free agency period is pretty fun and football serves as a nice substitute ... but come February, the waiting gets to be too much.
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« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2009, 01:46:45 PM »
So, besides Manny, who the Braves would likely not get, who else is left as a quality outfield player for the Braves to go after?



They just offered Abreu 5 mil.
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« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2009, 01:52:24 PM »
There's Abreu, Dunn and either Xavier Nady or Nick Swisher.  We'd have to trade for the latter two with the Yanquis, so I dunno about that.  We also really need to sign Will Ohman, our stud lefty reliever to a deal.  We lowballed Glavine, but fuck Glavine.  Stick one of our young dudes in at number 5, we're not gonna seriously compete this year anyhow.
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« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2009, 01:54:59 PM »
There's Abreu, Dunn and either Xavier Nady or Nick Swisher.  We'd have to trade for the latter two with the Yanquis, so I dunno about that.  We also really need to sign Will Ohman, our stud lefty reliever to a deal.  We lowballed Glavine, but fuck Glavine.  Stick one of our young dudes in at number 5, we're not gonna seriously compete this year anyhow.

I don't like Dunn as a Brave as he would remind me of Andruw, with his low hitting average. Abreu would be an improvement. I doubt we trade for Nady or Swisher unless management gets desperate. I agree that we need to develop our younger pitchers and keep Ohman. Glavine really needs to retire IMO.

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« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2009, 01:59:18 PM »

Hahah ... just curious, were you ever a fan as a kid?

I was probably a Football fan first and everything else next. I only think I liked baseball because of the cards and This Week in Baseball.

As I have grown older, baseball has only become more beloved to me. But I completely understand why some people wouldn't like it.






I was just busting balls, I don't hate baseball per se, just never had a team and never really got into it.  Basically I don't like it because it dominates the summer and neither of my preferred sports (football, basketball) are playing.  So it throws off my routine of watching ESPN-related channels for 20 hours a day. 
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« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2009, 02:03:55 PM »
Let's turn this into a sports trolling affair.

HOW BOUT THEM DUKE BLUE DEVILS? WHAT? LOST TO CLEMSON? MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

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« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2009, 02:08:21 PM »
sorry, already rebranded it as the new offseason thread
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« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2009, 02:10:06 PM »
I'm still trolling tet goddamnit!
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« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2009, 02:10:34 PM »
lol college sports
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Re: MLB Offseason Thread - A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2009, 02:13:19 PM »
It's all they have in Kentucky.
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« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2009, 02:16:25 PM »
lol Kentucky  :lol


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Re: MLB Offseason Thread - A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2009, 02:17:49 PM »
Yeah, you New Yorkers and your things to do and your real jobs.

Triumph, you live in NORTH CAROLINA, home of UNC, WAKE, NCST, and the hated Duke. Don't tell you don't live in a place obsessed with college sports.
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« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »
Yeah, you New Yorkers and your things to do and your real jobs.

Triumph, you live in NORTH CAROLINA, home of UNC, WAKE, NCST, and the hated Duke. Don't tell you don't live in a place obsessed with college sports.

I reside in NC, but my heart resides in Atlanta where we have teams in all four major sports- baseball, football, basketball and strippers.  Haha, hockey isn't American!
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Re: MLB Offseason Thread - A-Fraud on multiple levels
« Reply #56 on: February 09, 2009, 02:20:26 PM »
So A-Rod apparently has admitted it. bluemax and y2kev am cry
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« Reply #57 on: February 09, 2009, 02:22:03 PM »
Atlanta Major League Sports fans  :lol


That's almost as funny as Kentucky.
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« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2009, 02:22:53 PM »
We love our college sports in North Carolina and, more specifically, college basketball. The Panthers get pub (way too much, if you ask me), the Bobcats really don't, and the Hurricanes get pub only if they're winning (what's up, Stanley Cup 2006). I guess the same rule would apply to the Bobcats, but they've never won.

Nope, we're a college state. That and NASCAR.

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« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2009, 02:38:05 PM »
This is really the first season I can remember that I truly don't give a shit.

I'm probably moving to Jackson, Mississippi in May. So, I'll get to check out the Braves AA team when I want. There's a couple of guys that excite me there. But, the big club sucks and will continue to suck until they get real ownership in there.

With the Rays I'm looking to see how well guys like Matt Garza and Longoria develop.