I thought the Bonuscast was better than Episode 2. The segment on Internet personals was pretty good, though I'm surprised there wasn't more to be said as so many people create the most distinguished mentally-challenged profiles.
Here are my most favorite fuck-ups (posted on this forum before I think, but still good):
This one of course breaks Eel's Rule Against High Expectations, as well as my more important rule of "Don't Post Pictures of Your Kids - That's Creepy." Yes, that quote is actually from her profile:

Also, this is not the same profile but still probably from the department of "Being Far Too Honest and Expecting Far Too Much":
I'm a chubby girl. A Fat Kid. I'm overweight and I like myself that way. I don't want to change it. I don't care if you think I'll be more attractive, because if you don't like me now you'll never like me. And I don't care if it will make me healthier - that's never been a concern of mine. I love food and I hate exercise. Listen closely to these words: I do not want to lose weight. I just don't. I think I'm beautiful and sexy. I'm 42-34-42 with huge boobs and a big round ass and I weigh about 250 pounds.
I can't stay awake sometimes without it. Mostly this is because of my sleep disorder - ugliest of all sleep disorders, the sleep disorder of the Elderly and Fat, Sleep Apnea........I go through cycles of depression now and again. It doesn't mean I'll ever kill myself (that's against my religion, you can read about it later), it just means sometimes I really feel like shit for no particular reason. So I turn to my fucked-up coping mechanisms: smoking pot, and self injury. I am a masochist. For me, self-injury is both a release and an expression of my feelings....I scratch and cut my arms, sometimes deeper than is healthy I guess, slap myself, stitch my skin, and pull my own hair. I do enjoy being bitten and having nails dug into me, but only when I say so.
I was raped when I was fourteen. Although I usually tell people it doesn't bother me, in truth it has affected my life profoundly in very negative ways. Because my innocence was stolen from me in such a violent way, I am inable to equate sex with love in any fashion. The two concepts are opposites for me, though I engage in them both with great enthusiasm. I hope someday to meet someone who can show me the true meaning of Making Love. Until then, however, I will always be a broken person, and that is something that everyone that comes close to me has to deal with in their own way. It is painful to talk about, but I prefer to be up front about my past so that there is no confusion later, because sadly once I have sex with someone, I can never grow to truly love them, and if I fall in love with someone I have no desire to have sex with them.
HERE'S THE KICKER:
You should message me if.............You're not a writer or artist (I don't date my peers), but maybe a musician.
Okay, so you are 100-125 pounds overweight (and only going to get heavier since you don't give a shit about your size). You have severe psychological, emotional, and sexual problems. And you refuse to date anyone that likes to write or paint. "I don't date my peers"? I don't think you are in the position to make such arbitrary decisions, but okay.