Author Topic: This is how I feel at almost EVERY nightclub aka Evilbore: The Song... (Read 1091 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 18, 2009, 08:11:40 PM »

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I love the Flight of the Conchords.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2009, 08:14:58 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:34:00 PM »

This is awesome!

Boogie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:50:15 PM »

This accurately describes my experience with Quebec City nightclubs.

Toronto clubs seem to have an acceptable male:female ratio, however.

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Not that it ever helped me pick up, of course... $:-\$

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 18, 2009, 10:50:15 PM

This accurately describes my experience with Quebec City nightclubs.

Toronto clubs seem to have an acceptable male:female ratio, however.

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Not that it ever helped me pick up, of course... $:-\$
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I did my job helping the male-to-female ratio in Toronto night clubs.

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by staying home and drinking alone

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drew · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:54:13 PM »

flight of the concords is gay

look forward to another voicemail willco

tiesto · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:42:51 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 18, 2009, 10:50:15 PM

This accurately describes my experience with Quebec City nightclubs.

Toronto clubs seem to have an acceptable male:female ratio, however.

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Not that it ever helped me pick up, of course... $:-\$
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The girls at Guvernment/Kool House were pretty hot. I made out with some girl there at an Armin show there once.

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she was chubby and 30 though, while I was 20 at the time...

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NYC clubs are total sausage fests though...

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:56:49 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 19, 2009, 09:42:51 AM

NYC clubs are total sausage fests though...

and the behavior of the men towards women is rather disturbing

even at some of the hipper, less mainstream clubs

so far i think only hipster parties have been ones where my friends havent' been molested

tehjaybo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2009, 10:24:40 AM »

The REAL EB club song.

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tiesto · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2009, 10:48:54 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 09:56:49 AM

Quote from: tiesto on February 19, 2009, 09:42:51 AM

NYC clubs are total sausage fests though...

and the behavior of the men towards women is rather disturbing

even at some of the hipper, less mainstream clubs

so far i think only hipster parties have been ones where my friends havent' been molested

Yeah, the creepiest is the 40 year old asians on the dancefloor, rubbing up against any female in sight. Have you been to the Bunker in Brooklyn yet? Looks like a cool, low-key club but it mainly focuses on mnml. Or Love in Greenwich?

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:12:19 AM »

no i haven't

the last club i went to was Le Poisson Rouge which seems to vary dependent on the act but there's still a base level of bro bleed over because of the area it's in

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:37:08 PM »

This is a lie sir!

There's never too many dicks.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:49:11 PM »

I've never tried to enter a nightclub. I always assumed I wouldn't pass face control.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »

Dude, that's nonsense. Half the time, the lines are for show. I've gotten into plenty of clubs that were "full" or what have you. Its to generate interest and to keep the riff raff out.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:57:00 PM »

I'll agree with Federwang to an extent. As someone who used to promote djs/shows, sometimes you'd have a line for no good reason and sometimes the place would be packed.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:17:56 PM »

Yes, to keep out the riff raff such as myself, as I said. But how can you have a line just for show? Do they actually hire people to pretend to stand in line?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:51:08 PM »

No, they hire people to make folks that aren't a priority to wait in line.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:53:05 PM »

Whats a bouncer's cock taste like Willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:55:31 PM »

Like condensed fat free milk?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:08:59 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:09:35 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:50:40 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 19, 2009, 06:57:00 PM

I'll agree with Federwang to an extent. As someone who used to promote djs/shows, sometimes you'd have a line for no good reason and sometimes the place would be packed.

you don't get a lot of that at the parties i go to thank god.

i ended up at a party thrown by misshapes (UGH) because i wasn't told where we were going and we stood out in line for like 15 minutes in january's cold. it was complete bullshit.

then misshapes disbanded and that bar is no longer there

so fuck everyone involved in that fiasco.

cunts.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:56:02 PM »

lulz, for the stuff that *I* did we never had the artificial line. A couple of times we sold out venues and legitimately had people outside that couldn't get in, or for various reasons we'd be late opening the doors and would have a nice line going. Of course, back then (98-01) for the shows we were doing (drum and bass) we would usually have to have off duty cops frisk people at the doors for drugs. Sigh. Of course we'd just let the dope dealers in the back door...

Eric P · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:24:50 PM »

we never sold out our parties

we never promoted

we used "underground" as code for "lazy"

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